SERIAL KILLER: COMING TO YOUR HOME TOWN!

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Akalistos

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FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?
Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.
 

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Akalistos said:
FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?
Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.
Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?
 

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zombiejoe said:
OK, let's say that while watching TV, the news turns on, and they news caster says that a insane serial killer is in your town, near your general area. Would you barricade your door? Run away? Stay back, relax and wait till the morning?

Ok, and let's assume that he is a very scary man/women, like this scary:
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No need to panic, most (read everyone) serial killers have a different quirk that push them to kill. Mostly, it your appearance mix with stuff you said. Like a bimbo that said:"Gosh, it's so hard to be pretty!". Since the serial killer is hiding in your neighborhood, I'll will to bet your life that he will just tried to find a hiding place. Also, there no change for him to meet you if you don't answers to strangers. Therefore, your perfectly save. Yeah, thank you Discovery Channel and Summum Magazine for the info.

Edit: I actually saw a girl said that. That and "Why can't guy find me attractive for my brain?" Than did a handstand in a dress.
 

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I consider everyone to be a potential serial killer so I would act like normal.
 

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IxionIndustries said:
But... But... I like unicorns! Especially these ones!



If it were a real killer, I'd probably call the police, durrr.
Overlord!

OP: I would get a gun. And fast.
 

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I would assume the rabbit would take care of it. If not then there are always holy-hand grenades
 

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zombiejoe said:
OK, let's say that while watching TV, the news turns on, and they news caster says that a insane serial killer is in your town, near your general area. Would you barricade your door? Run away? Stay back, relax and wait till the morning?
I live in the freaky cult killing capital of the world. They wouldn't bother putting it on the news.
 

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Razada said:
Akalistos said:
FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?
Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.
Point. Which reminds me, I need to watch Dexter. But not at 3:30 am.

Serial killers are more likely to kill people who they have stalked.
Not really, They talk about one serial killer that went to bar to pick up Cadavers... i mean women. Gosh, it took 3 hours to find a victim, seduce her and taking her to a convenient place. Also, i saw the pick of the room he last kill in. Let just say, i never imagined our vein having enough power to do that....
 

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sircashews said:
Well first I would have to kill the minotaurs guarding this serial killer and then I would keep the serial killer because it's the fastest horse in the game.

Cookie for the reference.
Who knew anyone else played Oblivion. Just kidding.

When you said hometown I thought of this:
But I would not be a horror movie stock character. So no drinking, or sex. As I was ninja'd.
 

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FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Akalistos said:
FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?
Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.
Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?
Well, what would be creepier is that you can't erase the comment now. If it happen, there no way you would get anything but prison for life.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
zombiejoe said:
OK, let's say that while watching TV, the news turns on, and they news caster says that a insane serial killer is in your town, near your general area. Would you barricade your door? Run away? Stay back, relax and wait till the morning?
I live in the freaky cult killing capital of the world. They wouldn't bother putting it on the news.
Make life more interesting, isn't it?
 

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Shoggoth2588 said:
I would assume the rabbit would take care of it. If not then there are always holy-hand grenades
I hate Monty Python :(

I would charge the serial killer with a penknife....whats the worst that could happen?
 

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Logic 0 said:
Get a machine gun wait by the front door.
Kill gramma, got to jail and hope the serial killer isn't caught.

(no need to thank me, I just love to finish people's sentence.)
 

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reggaerae said:
Shoggoth2588 said:
I would assume the rabbit would take care of it. If not then there are always holy-hand grenades
I hate Monty Python :(

I would charge the serial killer with a penknife....whats the worst that could happen?
That he got a machete and a hockey mask. That's the worst that could happen.
 

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Akalistos said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
zombiejoe said:
OK, let's say that while watching TV, the news turns on, and they news caster says that a insane serial killer is in your town, near your general area. Would you barricade your door? Run away? Stay back, relax and wait till the morning?
I live in the freaky cult killing capital of the world. They wouldn't bother putting it on the news.
Make life more interesting, isn't it?
Serial Killers are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Well, they're more afraid of me anyway.

Also, and this is totally fucking awesome, my Ma verbally abused an escaped serial rapist/killer until he ran the fuck away... his MO was to ram his car into cars women were driving and while the woman was there sitting in shock and concerned about the cars, he'd drag them out and into his car, hoon off, rape them and then murder them. When he rammed my Ma's car, she got out her car and just fucking lit into him.
 

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2 5 year old alaskan malamutes (sp?)
load the 12 gauge
grab katana
and play the waiting game