SERIAL KILLER: COMING TO YOUR HOME TOWN!

[Stone Wera]

Well first I would have to kill the minotaurs guarding this serial killer and then I would keep the serial killer because it's the fastest horse in the game.

Cookie for the reference.

TES IV: Oblivion... Just don't draw your weapon near that serial killer.

 

[superbatranger]

Well..my grandma's house has a security alarm. Unfortunately, I could not bring my rifle, KA-BAR knife or swords. But there is a rusty machete in the back yard.

 

[Rakun Man]

HIDE THE CEREAL!

Because fight, wait, run, and everything else was taken.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?

Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.

Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?

Well, what would be creepier is that you can't erase the comment now. If it happen, there no way you would get anything but prison for life.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?

Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.

Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?

Well, what would be creepier is that you can't erase the comment now. If it happen, there no way you would get anything but prison for life.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Alibis for $10

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Hire this guy to protect me:

 

[Aur0ra145]

Being that I'm a gun owning American, I'd probably take one of my firearms out of my safe, load it and continue on with whatever I was doing after locking all of my doors. Though if this dude breaks into my house, I'd try to disarm him first, or try some other means of neutralizing his threat to me before I'd reluctantly engage in lethal force if it came to that.

 

[ottenni]

Bah, knowing my home town it is probably filled with serial killers. Hell i probably know a few. Damn small country towns!

 

[Bealzibob]

Well i would relax and enjoy my night as usual. I mean if he gets me he gets me. If out of all the house around he picks mine then I pulled the short straw.

Might smoke some pot to make relax and/or make the being murdered bit a little less painful.

Unless he actually looks like a my little pony upon which I scream "fuck that" and get out of town.

 

[Akalistos]

OK, let's say that while watching TV, the news turns on, and they news caster says that a insane serial killer is in your town, near your general area. Would you barricade your door? Run away? Stay back, relax and wait till the morning?

I live in the freaky cult killing capital of the world. They wouldn't bother putting it on the news.

Make life more interesting, isn't it?

Serial Killers are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Well, they're more afraid of me anyway.

Also, and this is totally fucking awesome, my Ma verbally abused an escaped serial rapist/killer until he ran the fuck away... his MO was to ram his car into cars women were driving and while the woman was there sitting in shock and concerned about the cars, he'd drag them out and into his car, hoon off, rape them and then murder them. When he rammed my Ma's car, she got out her car and just fucking lit into him.

And he wasn't arrested? What did he do, drove off?

 

[Infernai]

Hire...this guy, Nuff said.

Spoiler

 

[Akalistos]

Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?

Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.

Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?

Well, what would be creepier is that you can't erase the comment now. If it happen, there no way you would get anything but prison for life.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

There no evil that can stand me... I'm off to fight crime.

[HEADING=1]SPOON!!![/HEADING]
(+1 to anyone that get the reference.)

 

[Akalistos]

Whos to say I'm not the serial killer?

Because most serial killer aren't misanthrope people hiding behind a computer but ACTIVE MEMBER of the society. That's also give them cover because nobody suspect the lovely John down the street that give cookies to his neighbors to bring girl down his basement and cut them to ribbons.

Ah but unlike most of you I'm not an anti-social person, in fact I'm going to a party tonight, I might just bring a girl home and cut her head off by hanging her with wire.

How creepy would it be if that actually happened tomorrow or something?

Well, what would be creepier is that you can't erase the comment now. If it happen, there no way you would get anything but prison for life.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Alibis for $10

No, 10$ is when you got to explain why a man went to see Twilight alone. It would me more like 1000$

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

And he wasn't arrested? What did he do, drove off?

Yep, jumped back into his car and scarpered.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

No, 10$ is when you got to explain why a man went to see Twilight alone. It would me more like 1000$

All alibis are $10.

 

[War Penguin]

I'd just lock the door and wait till morning. If I get killed, meh. Actions have consequences and I'll accept the consequences for not protecting my self better.

 

[groundedcrow]

Dude, where I'm from, a militia would form in about 3 hours, almost everyone is armed, and justice is carried out under the sacred code of Southern Ass-Whoopin!

 

[pope_of_larry]

check if he is copycat killing me.
EDIT: witch by the way is running down any one with that i deem on fit to pass the genes on the the next generation whit this blasting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRLB8TGHY3Q

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I maintain a healthy sense of paranoia as it is, so I doubt any serial killer would ge the drop on me...

 

[Littlee300]

Dude, where I'm from, a militia would form in about 3 hours, almost everyone is armed, and justice is carried out under the sacred code of Southern Ass-Whoopin!

Pfft "minute men" can get ready in minute.