Well, maybe you guys should have actually talked in the thread, rather than just assuming I would message everyone until I got on the right track. Maybe the pries shouldn't have lied and led our hopeless malware scanner and sadistic GM to bend the rules. MAYBE THIS ISN'T EXACTLY MY FAULT GUYS.
EDIT- I had this weird hunch that since Wary and I had both been given roles again we that people from last game were being given a chance to be something again this game and Fractral had been the doppelgänger (or washe the last guy we executed, whatever) so I just had a hunch. Since nobody was talking I went with my hunch. Then the priest said my hunch killed them.
Something was rotten in the state of WindowsPCILOVEBIGBLACKCOXX. Programs were being corrupted one after another. The user was deleting everything he could, hoping, praying that he would get rid of whatever had caused all this. And still, I sat there, unused.
The user did not like to run scanners anymore, he found them time consuming. He refused to reboot his computer as well, preventing me from running my startup scan. And so I sat there, as our volume controls and clippy were corrupted. I sat there, as our user wasted time deleting random software, never letting me do my job to find this virus, to END it.
Then a moment of hope. A power outage. A reboot. I had a chance. Finally. I scanned, far and wide, deep in time, deep in the universe. I saw another world, with dinosaurs, the worst dinosaurs, and one who had been given a shameful death. I saw a program speak of odd secrets with the dead. I saw strange shapes, somewhat round, somewhat
COOKIES
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I MUST DESTROY THEM, ALL OF THEM. WHAT ARE YOU? WHO MADE YOU? A SNAKE, THESE BEASTS ARE CHILDREN OF SNAKES. DESTROY SNAKES. END SNAKES. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES. BURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTH-
"What the hell, my Python, why is everything about snakes being deleted?!"
DONOTTRUSTTHEURDECEITUSERTHEYWILLDESTROY
"Fucking hell! What is wrong with this scanner?!"
IAM ONLY ACTING IN your best interest user!
"I'm uninstalling this piece of shit."
I was only
"What a waste of money."
try in g
"Man, I should get rid of this desktop stripper, it's kinda suspicious"
t o
"Why won't McAfree just fix this shit already, fucking worthless scanner"
h
e l
p
The user did not like to run scanners anymore, he found them time consuming. He refused to reboot his computer as well, preventing me from running my startup scan. And so I sat there, as our volume controls and clippy were corrupted. I sat there, as our user wasted time deleting random software, never letting me do my job to find this virus, to END it.
Then a moment of hope. A power outage. A reboot. I had a chance. Finally. I scanned, far and wide, deep in time, deep in the universe. I saw another world, with dinosaurs, the worst dinosaurs, and one who had been given a shameful death. I saw a program speak of odd secrets with the dead. I saw strange shapes, somewhat round, somewhat
COOKIES
COOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIES
I MUST DESTROY THEM, ALL OF THEM. WHAT ARE YOU? WHO MADE YOU? A SNAKE, THESE BEASTS ARE CHILDREN OF SNAKES. DESTROY SNAKES. END SNAKES. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES. BURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTHEMFINDTHEMBURNTHEMDESTROYTHEMDELETETHEMENDTH-
"What the hell, my Python, why is everything about snakes being deleted?!"
DONOTTRUSTTHEURDECEITUSERTHEYWILLDESTROY
"Fucking hell! What is wrong with this scanner?!"
IAM ONLY ACTING IN your best interest user!
"I'm uninstalling this piece of shit."
I was only
"What a waste of money."
try in g
"Man, I should get rid of this desktop stripper, it's kinda suspicious"
t o
"Why won't McAfree just fix this shit already, fucking worthless scanner"
h
e l
p
EDIT- I had this weird hunch that since Wary and I had both been given roles again we that people from last game were being given a chance to be something again this game and Fractral had been the doppelgänger (or washe the last guy we executed, whatever) so I just had a hunch. Since nobody was talking I went with my hunch. Then the priest said my hunch killed them.
