Serial Killer Game 73: Digital Infection - Round 2 Voting End 8AM Nov 25th

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

 

[Fat Hippo]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

GODDAMIT CRYSAN WE'RE TRYING TO MOURN YOU HERE! SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

How do we hear if we're programs? You and your infernal poorly timed attempts at logic >_>

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

How do we hear if we're programs? You and your infernal poorly timed attempts at logic >_>

I'm now picturing this like Reboot. I demand that the virus represent themselves as Hexadecimal!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

How do we hear if we're programs? You and your infernal poorly timed attempts at logic >_>

I'm now picturing this like Reboot. I demand that the virus represent themselves as Hexadecimal!

Never seen that movie. Also annoyingly hard to google!

So the virus will give themselves away by being the only one of the 15 remaining people using hexadecimal?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

How do we hear if we're programs? You and your infernal poorly timed attempts at logic >_>

I'm now picturing this like Reboot. I demand that the virus represent themselves as Hexadecimal!

Never seen that movie. Also annoyingly hard to google!

So the virus will give themselves away by being the only one of the 15 remaining people using hexadecimal?

...

You are a whippersnapper.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Well that's horrifying.

You should make it your avatar.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: This is what digital oblivion feels like?

01010110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010100 01000101 00100001

Volume up, Volume down, MUTE!

Ahh, being the volume control is so nice. That pesky kernel is bugging you about decibels? Mute everything! I'm not one of those sophisticated programs having to hash it out in the CPU Time Arena, or worse the underground GPU Fight Club. I just have a slider that goes from BEEP to beep.

Kernel: 0x3a78b22 is not a valid address. Segfault imminent.

What!? That's always been my home! No, no, no! I can't have a segfault. Not now, please!

*CRUNCH*

Ohhhhhhh, y_do__I_fEel___thi_S_____way__?

This_#isn,t____a___segf&&&t.__Is__th*s_a_...v][r_s?...

...

00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 000000000 00000000...


[HEADING=1]I have been corrupted, and I was an innocent little volume control program[/HEADING]

Captcha: Safety First... >.>

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate for our dead volume control

But it's stuck at max volume...

[HEADING=1]I SAID IT'S STUCK AT MAX VOLUME AND IT'S LOOPING THE DIAL UP SOUND![/HEADING]

*SMASHES SPEAKERS WITH HAMMER*

I SAID A MOMENT OF SILENCE

How do you do that as a program?

How do we hear if we're programs? You and your infernal poorly timed attempts at logic >_>

I'm now picturing this like Reboot. I demand that the virus represent themselves as Hexadecimal!

Never seen that movie. Also annoyingly hard to google!

So the virus will give themselves away by being the only one of the 15 remaining people using hexadecimal?

...

You are a whippersnapper.

Oh I see now. It's a TV show and the movie I found is completely unrelated!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Well that's horrifying.

You should make it your avatar.

But I'm not a virus...

 

[Fat Hippo]

@MrNotAVirusHeSays: Hah, almost caught you.

 

[Demagogue]

Reboot is what inspired me for this round... I will admit.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

@MrNotAVirusHeSays: Hah, almost caught you.

Like I'd be fooled by someone too young to know what Reboot is!

 

[Fat Hippo]

@MrNotAVirusHeSays: Hah, almost caught you.

Like I'd be fooled by someone too young to know what Reboot is!

I could probably be 10 years older and still have no idea what reboot is.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

@Whippersnapper.exe

That's the point.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Well, I was going more for the Apple skull and crossbones as a foreshadowing of Apple killing off the PC market and converting everyone to tablets. Ohh... Topical.

Makes sense the Apple virus would target Windows applications first. Particularly the volume control to really grind on your nerves and consider dumping your desktop PC in the sea and buying a tablet.

Eh. I'll use hexadecimal next time if you guys want...

 

[Jux]

Still alive. Can't kill a classic.

Ugh. Bored now.

Then hurry up and delete someone you murderer

If I was the killer, I'd tell you what I'd do. I'd have Frappe as my lawyer. Because I believe in him. Then I'd kill him turn one, because I believe in chaos more. And his tirade would be so over blown it'd fuel me for the whole winter.

I laughed so hard I think I peed myself a little

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Well, I was going more for the Apple skull and crossbones as a foreshadowing of Apple killing off the PC market and converting everyone to tablets. Ohh... Topical.

Makes sense the Apple virus would target Windows applications first. Particularly the volume control to really grind on your nerves and consider dumping your desktop PC in the sea and buying a tablet.

Eh. I'll use hexadecimal next time if you guys want...

That red lady is named Hexadecimal apparently. That's what Crimson meant

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

KILL THE WOLF, HE IS WOEFULLY INEPT!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

KILL THE WOLF, HE IS WOEFULLY INEPT!

I'd like to point out that unless we think he was a very inept killer or the lawyer then that's probably not much help.