Serial Killer Game 74: BETRAYAL AT THE CONSORTIA OF EVIL INTENT- Turn Six, Hero Step ( Death Post)

[gritch]

Let's try to stir up this round a little bit, shall we?

We don't really have a lot of information to go off of individually. Come on my fellow villains. If we at least pool our individual information together we can be rid of this damn Hero. Here's what is public information at the moment:

• Doctor Sperm (Demagogue) was saved by a mastermind according to Wary Wolf
  
  Red Rocket (Jux, Infiltrator) Murdered cycle 1
  
  Phat Hippity Beatz(Fat_Hippo, Infiltrator) Executed cycle 1
  
  The Pumpkin King(Crysan, Mastermind) Murdered Cycle 2
  
  The Crimson5pheonix (Crimson5pheonix, Infiltrator) Executed Cycle 2
  
  Hermaeus Mora (Fractral, Dominator) Murdered Cycle 3

Might I suggest going forward, we as villains agree to share who we're voting for? You don't need to share the number of votes you currently have (that might make you a target for Bad Pouch) but I think we can all agree to post our voting we might at least start narrowing down the list of suspects.

I'll tell everyone I am a Corruptor and I've voted for Wary_Wolf all three cycles so far without activating my ability yet. Something about his initial accusation doesn't sit well with me. His whole persona has seemed off to me for some reason. If he really did save Dema during round 1 as a mastermind I didn't receive his 2 votes as he suggested [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.885464-Serial-Killer-Game-74-BETRAYAL-AT-THE-CONSORTIA-OF-EVIL-INTENT-Turn-Two-Revenge-Step?page=5#22358745]. I only received one vote cycle 1 and I'm fairly certain that was from a certain nebulous ball of pure EVIL [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.885464-Serial-Killer-Game-74-BETRAYAL-AT-THE-CONSORTIA-OF-EVIL-INTENT-Turn-Two-Revenge-Step?page=7#22416256]. Probably had that coming from round 72.

Ok, I think I figured out who Bad Pouch is

Oooo Oooo Who?

I do believe that was meant to be bait for Bad Pouch to respond to. At least that's what I'm hoping Jux was going for there. If anyone jumped on the question aggressively it might indicate that person is Bad Pouch or at least aligned with them. DCJ and I used a similar tactic to correctly identify the Killer/Lawyer in round 70 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.881148-Serial-Killer-Round-70-Soviet-Submarine-Slaughter?page=9#22217430]. And who responded to it this round?

Also I'd like to discuss the terms of this specimen sharing. I've been rather busy and I've contented myself with the samples after you've had your way with them but this is just ridiculous. What did you do to these corpses? I can't do proper science on these samples! The last one was filled with an strange acidic white fluid. I lost two fine henchmen assistants when the subject's kidney suddenly exploded covering the two in the odd white fluid. Melted them completely bones and all. Oh how the one screamed. I'm glad I started making audio recordings of all my experiments. His screaming is my new ringtone.

Still this is non-ideal for conducting actual science. Might I suggest and organ sharing deal instead? Next victim you get the organs in the upper half and I get the organs in the lower half then we switch every death?

 

[Wary Wolf]

I'll tell everyone I am a Corruptor and I've voted for Wary_Wolf all three cycles so far without activating my ability yet. Something about his initial accusation doesn't sit well with me. His whole persona has seemed off to me for some reason.

You vicious bastard! You'll get no intel from me! People have to pay for my info. I suggest a going rate of 1 trillion from everyone!

Ha ha ha! I know quite a bit, but I've got so many votes now, that I'm probably dead, so what I know dies with me! But I'm not worried! Bad Pouch will off you next to stop your pointless intel grubbing.

There is only one Master of Intelligence and you've all turned on him. So no intel for you!

 

[Demagogue]

@Mr Ishii: In the spirit of the season, I'll share along with you. Similar to you, I am also a corrupter, and have been fighting the doctor war with our misguided colleague Dr. Triceratops in round 1 and 3. In round two I attempted to use my powers, but was blocked by a brawler.

Regarding your proposal on specimen sharing, I'm afraid that doesn't work for me. I'm uncertain what happened with that last fellow's kidney's, but I can assure you they were in tack and undamaged when I completed my work. Perhaps it was one of my minions when transporting it to your facility, or one of your minions when receiving it and transporting it to you. I have no use for upper halves of these corpses, save for those few unique creatures around us that don't conform to standard body layouts.

I'm sure you've pieced together what it is I'm collecting from these fallen colleagues in your examinations, you are just uncertain as to what I will do with it probably, and while I do not mind having to share the spoils, my experiments are my own for the time being.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I'll tell everyone I am a Corruptor and I've voted for Wary_Wolf all three cycles so far without activating my ability yet. Something about his initial accusation doesn't sit well with me. His whole persona has seemed off to me for some reason.

You vicious bastard! You'll get no intel from me! People have to pay for my info. I suggest a going rate of 1 trillion from everyone!

Ha ha ha! I know quite a bit, but I've got so many votes now, that I'm probably dead, so what I know dies with me! But I'm not worried! Bad Pouch will off you next to stop your pointless intel grubbing.

There is only one Master of Intelligence and you've all turned on him. So no intel for you!

Honestly I never voted for you because I expected you to be some kind of nexus of shifting votes as I expected infiltrators to keep stealing them off you as a reliable source

 

[Wary Wolf]

Honestly I never voted for you because I expected you to be some kind of nexus of shifting votes as I expected infiltrators to keep stealing them off you as a reliable source

Again, never really got the infiltrator thing as a concept. I mean, you put negative votes on someone you think is the hero so you can vote for the hero later? Oh, yeah. Right we're all evil you vote for someone not the hero so you get a bigger prize.

What I do get is being a corruptor. Because that way you can claim to be a corruptor and people will generally stop voting for you. Because you're actually Bad Pouch. Then again, now we have two people claiming to be corruptors, so that doesn't help.

Not sure if Gritch is telling fibs, or Phat Hippity Beatz took a vote off him, because I also voted for Gritch Round one. I figured if a few people voted on him we could test it out and could prove his innocence. I suppose that is one way to prove whether a person is a corruptor or not.

 

[gritch]

Not sure if Gritch is telling fibs, or Phat Hippity Beatz took a vote off him, because I also voted for Gritch Round one. I figured if a few people voted on him we could test it out and could prove his innocence. I suppose that is one way to prove whether a person is a corruptor or not.

I suspect my homie Phat Hippity Beatz did take a vote off of me. At least he seemed in agreement [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.885464-Serial-Killer-Game-74-BETRAYAL-AT-THE-CONSORTIA-OF-EVIL-INTENT-Turn-Two-Revenge-Step?page=5#22358792] about trying to off you. I also assumed he swiped a vote from and added a vote to you cycle 1. But him being dead I suppose he can't really confirm my suspicions.

@SpermDoctor: I cannot abide by this.

You claim it is your minions that are causing this disfiguration of the specimens? Are they not under your direct control? To allow them to do this to me an insult to my honor! I've tried to be courteous to you as a fellow scientist but I'm tired of playing second fiddle here.

The next corpse will be mine! eh... I mean I claim the next specimen. When I'm done with it you may attempt your perverse harvesting.

If your having issues with your minions I have some suggestions to keep them in line. I personally infect all of my minions assistants with a debilitating retrovirus upon joining the lab. Weekly administrations of a suppressant I have strict control over is the only think that keeps them from a horrific slow death.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Honestly I never voted for you because I expected you to be some kind of nexus of shifting votes as I expected infiltrators to keep stealing them off you as a reliable source

Again, never really got the infiltrator thing as a concept. I mean, you put negative votes on someone you think is the hero so you can vote for the hero later? Oh, yeah. Right we're all evil you vote for someone not the hero so you get a bigger prize.

What I do get is being a corruptor. Because that way you can claim to be a corruptor and people will generally stop voting for you. Because you're actually Bad Pouch. Then again, now we have two people claiming to be corruptors, so that doesn't help.

Not sure if Gritch is telling fibs, or Phat Hippity Beatz took a vote off him, because I also voted for Gritch Round one. I figured if a few people voted on him we could test it out and could prove his innocence. I suppose that is one way to prove whether a person is a corruptor or not.

Interesting thing to note... last round Armadox told me how many votes I had taken off me. Not sure if this was standard.

 

[Demagogue]

@Mr Ishii:

Having issues with my minions is somewhat of an overstatement... I simply don't care what they do with the specimen once I've completed my task. There was no guarantee of pristine product in our initial arrangement, and there won't be one in the future either. If you are concerned about the condition the specimen are arriving at your facilities at then I suggest you have your minions come the full way to retrieve them. Once I have completed my work, I will evacuate the remains out of my lab and your minions are free to retrieve things then. My minions transporting the cargo midway was a curtsey.

I will however advise against you attempting to claim the specimen before I have concluded my work, or you may find yourself on the wrong end of my scalpel as well.

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1]THERE IS A DISTURBANCE. SOMEONE IS DEAD? THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL! THE MURDERED WILL HAVE TIL MIDNIGHT DEC 24th TO MAKE A DEATH POST, THE MURDERERS WAIT TO SEE HOW BEATEN YOU ARE.[/HEADING]

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay I'm back. My laptop genuinely died and I had to buy a new one. I'm now severely in debt, but alive.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Spoiler: Sorry for not dying properly but I am trying to maintain some form of canon

The door to the halls of Jarlaxle were finally repaired after being blasted apart by one Headsprouter. Things were finally returning to normal for Bregan D'aerthe. And then, once again, the doors were blasted apart by explosive force.

Gas grenades were launched through the door and twenty heavily armed men in gas masks burst through the door, took point along the back wall and opened fire into the gaseous haze that was produced. Entire clips were emptied into the halls tearing everything to shreds.

As the smoke began to clear, the devastation was revealed. Everything from one end to the other was full of holes. To the invaders confusion however, none of those things were dark elves. Then one savvy invader shouted:

"The roof!" and was immediately cut in half as a drow descended from on high, sword in hand, magical kerchief around his mouth protecting him from the smoke, bald head shining like polished onyx. Soldiers to the right of the unfortunate half man, half other man were blasted by magical lightning passing though one to the next fired from a wand in Jarlaxle's left hand. Soldiers to the left of Mr Halvsies were engulfed in a great magical fire that belched from Jarlaxle's mouth with such power the walls began to melt.

With that Jarlaxle leapt into the air once again and levitated to the safety of the rafters. Silence permeated the halls save for an argument that could be heard from just outside the doors. After a long wait, finally a figure decked entirely in a haz-mat suit entered the halls. And promptly shot Jarlaxle in the head as the drow swept down from above. Jarlaxle, propelled by momentum, hit the floor with a sickening crack and lay deathly still.

"Finally, a specimen that I have got to before that cursed Doctor Sperm" muttered Shiro Ishii II spitefully, "Men, take this body away to my lab. I want to savor this one's vivisection..." Knowing what would happen if they disobeyed, Shiro Ishii II's troops grabbed the lifeless husk of Jarlaxle. As soon as they did though the corpse exploded into chunks of rancid flesh, corroding everything it touched.

"What?!? NO!" cried Shiro Ishii II as feted meat sauces began to eat away at the toughened plastic of his Haz-Mat suit infecting him and his soldiers "DAMN YOU JARLAXLE!"

"Sir!" shouted one of Shiro Ishii II's troops who had managed to avoid to serious contact with Jarlaxle's corpse explosion. "There is a letter here."

"Read it!" coughed Shiro Ishii II as he began to administer first aid on himself to stem the tide of corruption.

Spoiler: For the lovely ladies within the Consortia of Evil intent

MERRY JARLAX-MAS!​

"AAHHH!!! MY EYES!" cried Shiro Ishii II as the image of Jarlaxle's sexy Christmas bod. was permanently fixed into his mind, corrupting it further.


Meanwhile, in a dimensional plane, far from our own, Jarlaxle chuckled softly as he watched events unfold through a magical mirror. For indeed, Jarlaxle had never left his sanctuary.

"Whenever one of my clones dies," said Jarlaxle with a smile, "I like to give it a name. I think I will call that one Wary Wolf. Mostly out of the irony of calling it wary, and that it had very few qualities that wolves might have, such as intelligent cunning, or some form of survival instinct. Zedic, could you take a look at my ring, I think it may be malfunctioning."

"Very appropriate naming iraleth." replied Zedic, taking Jarlaxle's ruby ring that allowed him to make clones of himself. "Unfortunately the costs of running this expedition were astronomical, not just in men, but in the very rare non-drow equipment needed, the high class prostitutes and the mountains of cocaine. We have taken serous losses."

"Ahh, no matter." Replied Jarlaxle with a grin. "It was fun whilst it lasted, and nothing ventured, nothing gained! Besides, I've just heard it from a good source that Calimport has a gap in it's power base that needs to be filled... Shall we?" Asked Jarlaxle as he passed through his dimensional door, back to his world.

I was a Corrupter. Eat it those of you who voted for me!​

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] THE EXTRAPLANAR ELF IS NO LONGER APPEARING IN THIS CONTINUITY. THE POT GOES UP, AND THE HERO (AND IF THERE ARE ANY MASTERMINDS LEFT) CAN USE YOUR POWERS NOW. YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT DEC 25th TO COMPLY. NOW REMOVE THAT LETTER FROM EXISTENCE IMMEDIANTLY. ALL THOSE EXPOSED REPORT TO THE SCRUBBERS. [/HEADING]

 

[Fractral]

@Sky: Why wouldn't you be alive? Was Escapism UK that exciting?
[sub][sub][sub]Still upset I forgot that was happening despite living in a town 15 minutes away by train[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[sky14kemea]

@Fractal:

If I'm not plugged into the internet in some form for 24 hours then I lose all power and shut down.

 

[Jux]

@Fractal:

If I'm not plugged into the internet in some form for 24 hours then I lose all power and shut down.

That seems inconvenient.

 

[Fractral]

@Sky: That sounds awful! Or great. I'm not sure how you'd look at it, actually.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Sky: That sounds awful! Or great. I'm not sure how you'd look at it, actually.

Sounds like the reality of most young people living in many countries today in any case. It's been a while since I've been entirely cut off from the internet for 24 hours anyway. Probably around ... 2 & 1/2 years. Dunno if that should be worrying or not.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

back now. I see doctor sperm is still alive. (eye him across the table)

Now then in my absence I've made a machine with some of the money!
behold the find the superhero machine!
I know I'm brilliant anyway let's turn it on

.......don't worry guys it wasn't that much money......

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] It's a great time to be alive. Except someone just stopped. They have til Dec 27th at Midnight to make a death post before you guys get another chance to off the Hero. Good luck. Now go dump that body, so says the Overlord...[/HEADING]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

*checks Escapist*

266 messages, all group notifications, 0 PMs. Well I'm not dead!