Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[Yorgmiester]

@NeoAC: Eh, ducks can fly as well as float, so I guess it works. I'm going to bed now though, so you'll have to go find us a cliff. Nite!

 

[hopeneverdies]

*kick

Oh goddammit, she flew off. Where's your brilliant plan now? I wanted to drown her, but nooo, we just had to go push her off a damned cliff and watch her escape.

Plus, my way meant that if she actually was human, that's one less potential convert.

 

[NeoAC]

@Yorg: Wait, what? Ah damn it. Where am I going to find a cliff? Oh wait......

*teleports to Grand Canyon*

Awesome. This will definitely work. OK, now who do we think is the witch again?

@hope: Oh what the hell! You didn't tie her up first? You know nothing about witch trials.

 

[hopeneverdies]

@Neo I did, she burned them off. You don't need to move your body to do magic, duh.

 

[NeoAC]

@Hope: You should have broken her fingers and duct taped her mouth shut then. She can't make the signs with her fingers if they're broken. That's just standard procedure.

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: Is there still time to join in on the witch hunt? *Breaks out Malleus Maleficarum*

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Easy[/user]: Adverbot ahoy people.

 

[NeoAC]

@Axle: Great. Now my thread is tainted with the foul smell of spam bot. Oh well, let's burn that since hope let the witch loose!

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: Hold on, let me get my burning hammer.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Whoa what happened I've missed a lot, sorry went and saw Get Him to the Greek

 

[axle 19]

Ok apparently, I can no longer see posts in this thread...

@[user]Void[/user]: Nothing much, Toast died and we had a spambot incursion. Wasn't the movie funny?

 

[NeoAC]

@Axle: Excellent. *makes flamethrower appear* I think I'll just stick with the classic.

And that was just your post, I had to refresh a few times to see it myself.

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: Then let us begin shall we?

 

[NeoAC]

@Axle: Let's. *starts burning spambots into melted piles of silicon*

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: *Begins crushing them in a twisted game of whack a mole.*

 

[Lost In The Void]

Begins contemplating whether or not he's going to pass out now

 

[NeoAC]

Woo! Crisping robots takes a lot out of a guy, I think I'm going to pass out now...

 

[ultimateownage]

You guys need to stop enticing me with Monty Python references.
Well, witches float, what else floats? A duck, therefore if she weighs the same has a duck, she is a witch.

 

[The Zango]

Morning guys, whats up? We killing things?

*Takes out dual colt 1911's*

 

[ultimateownage]

Bah, who needs 1911's when you can have M1911A1's.