@Steak I have killed many a people for committing the sin of puns.
@Icarion I haven't nailed him to a cross. That's way to cliche.
@Neo *Throws three razor sharp skates that cut off your arms and the lower half of your body. I then stick a hockey stick through your mouth, but end first, till it hits the ground and sticks in. I then walk away and a Toronto Maple Leafs flag falls down from the blade and waves in the wind.*