Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

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SteakHeart

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Element is slipped a drug that causes him to bleed out via massive rectal prolapse.

Whoever did that-

*Sunglasses*

Was an asshole.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Element is skewered by a flaming arrow.

*Sunglasses* Hot damn!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element is ran over by a car he didn't notice.

Looks like the killer had-

*Sunglasses*

The element of surprise.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

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Element is killed from repeated stomps to the head.

Sounds like that-

*Sunglasses*

Took a lot of sole.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element is killed by being caught in a time paradox in a orthodontist's office.

That wasn't very-

*Sunglasses*

Orthodox.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element slips on a banana peel and falls out the window.

If someone is just gonna throw away a banana like that, the price of bananas-

*Sunglasses*

Is falling fast!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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I hereby take credit for any heart attacks caused by the preceding text.
 

CounterAttack

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@Steak: Can you also pay any medical expenses for both the heart attacks (unlikely) and the headaches from repeated facepalming (100% chance on my part)?
 

NeoAC

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@Steak: Well I'll put in one to go against you.

Guest Star Kaley Cuoco: Neo! Neo! Your friend element was executed! He was walking in the yard when he fell victim to a pitfall trap and fell to his death!

Neo: A pitfall trap? Like the Rockets? Well, I guess...

*sunglasses*

the Leafs let him down again!

YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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@Steak: Then you're covering my facepalming expense. $500 for the doctor and $50,000 for me.
 

CounterAttack

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@Steak: I'm serious. I expect you to find out where I live, and send a cheque for $50,500 to that address.
 

Lizmichi

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Jul 2, 2009
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Element dies of a mauling by a panda bear

Looks like we have a

*sunglasses*

pandemic on our hands.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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SteakHeart

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@Liz: Good one! You could also make a joke about "spots," i.e bruises, or perhaps an endangered joke.
 

Tiny116

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May 6, 2009
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Ok so I'll have a go at this Horatio craze, be gentle it's my first time :p

Element dies from electrocution whilst fixing a wall socket

It looks like Element forgot

*sunglasses*

to fix the Ground wire.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[sub]That was awful *goes to sulk*[/sub]
 
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@Tiny:Dont feel badd, this'll be my first one too.

element chokes on a chicken wing at Hooters, and dies

It looks like elemnet was

*sunglasses*

asphyxiated on the girls

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[sub][sub]In case you couldn't tell, asphyxiated is supposed to be fixated....[/sub][/sub]
 
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Hey guys, I promised my friend I'd bump his RP. Its about NPCs and playing as them. Its worth a look. Heres the link. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.257655-The-NPCs-Daily-Life-Video-Game-RolePlay (Thanks for letting me bumb this, it means alot to him) Also,

@Steak:I feel like you're gonna feel elements wrath...
 

Schizzy

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Ooh ooh! Horatio's! I want in!

*Thinking hard*

I've got nothing...

WAIT!

element dies from an accelerated case of gangrene after lying on a bed of rusty pins

Looks like...

*sunglasses*

we're not gonna pin this on anyone anytime soon.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!