Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I'm glad to be serving under you sir! *salutes* Those bastards won't know what hit them.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm glad both of you are serving under my command too. *Shouts to Steak* Good work!

 

[Tiny116]

*Looks out office window*
Interesting
*Sets up Morse code*
Need a lookout commander?

Should make my day more interesting XD

I'm a handy sniper if you can supply me with a weapon
The fun of Morse code

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

*Appears out of nowhere* Why yes, we do! *Shakes Tiny's hand* Welcome to Revenger Platoon!

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Hey sir lookit what I found! Its a huge crater and there's somehting glowing in the bottom! Do you think it's aliens?

 

[Tiny116]

@VH: Well I'll be damned sir! You got up here bloody quick! That's ten whole stories in a blink of an eye!
*Locks and loads*
Now then, I can see the whole field from here
*Looks through scope*
If i'm not mistaken sir one of the platoon has found something darn interesting!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Of course I did! I'm a commanding officer! I've a licence to appear where ever I am needed. (Except when I'm in danger!)
*Looks over, puts on cokebottle glasses* You're right! I'll go see him! *Jumps out window, deploys parachute and glides down to Icarion*
What is it, Icarion?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Sir I think its something from outter space! See hopw it glows? I heard about this once. Happened down in Texas they say. ALiens! Maybe it'll be a ray gun!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

*Slides down edge of crater. looks carefully at it.* Well I'll be damned. So that's where this top secret stuff went.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

What is it, sir? Can I use it? I am a technological specialist after all.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I don't know. It's top secret.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Lemme get my hands on it. *picks up mystery object and pulls on someting that looks like a trigger. A green beam shoots out, vaporizing a nearby tree* Damnation. That's something fierce eh Commander? *takes aim at distant rock and pulls trigger. The beam hits* Wow. 100% accuracy. 0 degree of variance. *Eyes light up* Can I keep it Sir?

 

[NeoAC]

No! Get out of there bys! I've seen this once in Waco, that things going to evolve and destroy us all! You guys get out of here! I'll buy you as much time as I can!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

No! I'm not leaving anyone behind!

 

[Zirat]

Aw, come on! I end up dying and you all have an awesome military movie-esque time!
*Grumble grumble*

It's lonely up here in the JIB....

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

*Points up to the heavens* That includes you colonel Z!

 

[NeoAC]

@Zirat: Well you can be the already dead mentor type offering guidance from beyond.

 

[Tiny116]

*Takes aim and shoots device in Icarion's hands*

@Neo: I believe that has averted an apocalypse!

@Icarion: Sorry if your fingers are stinging mate!

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

GOD IN HEAVEN! That stings. Well Commander I believe that today has been productive. Trenches dug, mines laid, sniper positioned, booby traps deployed, C4 planted, mustard gas developed, and the apocolyspe averted. Now all we have to do is survive *flashes crooked grin* Where do you want me sir?

 

[elementsoul]

*beats Neo with Christmas tree* Sorry it took so long. I had to cut it down and drag it to Nova Scotia.