Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

[CounterAttack]

@Neo: I suppose... though I wouldn't use it myself, not even if I was thinking it. Not the way I would go about describing people.

In other news: I'm not gonna bother waiting for 171. Our second execution has been carried out, and Murder #3 has been chosen. Though I might wait until our executee posts their death before I PM our newest victim.

 

[NeoAC]

@CA: What the.......OK, well at least I wasn't killed off on my birthday. Hurray for that.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Spoiler: I got executed.

I was sitting in a chair, reading a book. There were some whispers of who killed those people, but I wasn't worried. I wasn't the killer, after all. Why worry?

I glanced up from my book, and I noticed something strange. Many of the whispers and glares were directed at my chair. My chair was innocent, but just to be safe, I moved stood up and moved to a new location. To my surprise, the eyes followed me. No, not me. My book. They must have been eyeing my book. I put it down and slowly backed away from everyone. They glared at me. There was nothing to try to deny it now, they were looking at me. They blamed me.

"Look, guys, I didn't do anything!" I tried to explain, but their mind was evidently made up. They moved closer to me, and I threw my hands up, "You have to believe me, the killer is still out there! Use your reason!" Some of them looked like they believed me for a moment, but all in all, I guess you can't beat mob-mentality.

I sighed, "Alright...If there's no changing your mind, I can't take all of you on. Even if the killer is still out there, I guess I can't blame you for randomly guessing then pointing the finger. Just...Make it quick, please?"

ThePoodonkis died that night. Not victim to the killer, but to paranoia and fear. He died without blame in his heart. He wishes you all the best, and may you all return to your homes safely.

 

[SteakHeart]

Poor, poor Poodinkis. I hardly knew ye.

...No, seriously, I hardly know him.

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Ponk: Ponkadonk NOOOOO!!!!! It was too soon

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@Ponk:Farewell Mein Freund (trying to touch up on my German, how was that?) You death was hardly deservered, but then Stalin's life was hardly deserved. The world is hardly fair, and frankly there isn't much that could be much worse than sitting down here, waiting for a knife in my back.

On a different matter, I'm now going out with the Senior, officially!
(Just in case you cared)

 

[NeoAC]

@Ponk: Noooooo! Ah Ponk, you didn't deserve that man. Well, when you get up to the JIB watch out for the angels. Apparently Zirat's riled them up good. Just tell the Swedes that you're on their side and IKEA is the best furniture available.

 

[Tiny116]

@Neo: *Fires pot shots* Sorry my good man but Ikea's starting campaign included banning bearded men from their store to reduce traffic, no I'm not joking. And seeing that Beards are the visualisation of awesome IKEA must die and go to hell!

 

[NeoAC]

@Tiny: *Deflects Pot Shots* I didn't say I actually believed it! You just say that to get them on your side! And I have a beard, so I definitely disagree with that policy.

 

[Tiny116]

@Neo: In that case I forgive you, *Sends down a cuban as an apology* Only smoke it if you survive!

 

[CounterAttack]

All right, our next victim has been informed, now waiting for them to post.

 

[Lizmichi]

HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAA I was murdered. I;m working on a death right now. *dances around happy*

 

[Tiny116]

.....
@Michi: You hate us so much you couldn't wait to be murdered??? *Cries*
Or do you just have an appointment with the cheesecake table?? (It was the cheesecake table right?)

 

[Lizmichi]

@Tiny I've never been killed before so this is my firs murder. As for the cheesecake table I run it so it makes time for me.

 

[NeoAC]

@Michi: Um.....I'm conflicted now. It sucks that you were murdered, but you're so happy about it...

So um.....Noooooooyaaaay?

 

[Tiny116]

@Neo: How about "Congratulations and regrets"?

 

[NeoAC]

@Tiny: Ah, too wordy. I like mine better.

 

[Lizmichi]

Spoiler: My Death

Michi was sitting on her couch watching TV when the power flashed off then back on again. "Oh shit now I have to wait for the dish to reset it's self. Damn power serge." she said crossing her arms exasperated at having to wait. After a what felt like hours but really was just 5 minutes. "Finally. God damn dish... well at least the reset helped me miss the commercials." She said then blinked hearing a knock at the door.

"I'm coming." she said as she got up to get the door and opened it. "Hello?" she said looking out the door and sighed seeing nothing. She was about to shut the door when something blocked it from shutting. She looked down and saw a scroll sitting there. "What the hell is this?" she said picking it up and unrolled it.

"What is this?" she said reading it. I've been watching you Michi and don't think you can get away from me. I'm going to get you tonight but you won't know when I'll be coming for your head. Michi stepped back and gasped dropping the scroll. "Oh god oh god I don't want to die." Michi said running to her room and got her sword. "Damn I wish I had a gun." she said and jumped when a book dropped on the floor. "Shit I might die of a heart attack." she said walking back to the couch and shook some.

After a few hours of sitting there looking around scared. She walked up to the kitchen to get some tea and sighed. "I need to calm down. Just breath Michi." she said putting the pot on the stove and walked back to the living room.

She started up the Wii and put in No More Heroes. "This might help as well." she said picking up the Wiimote and attached the Nunchak to it. "Let the blood shed begin" she said starting to swing around the Wiimote.

After Michi killed the rank 8 assassin she heard another knock at the door but this time refused to get the door. After a few more knocks they stopped. "Thank god that's done." she said then heard her door open, she looked over in terror but saw that no one was there. "That...... odd." she said. then felt cold breath on her neck. "Hello Michi." the familiar voice said in her ear. Michi looked behind her and saw Travis Touchdown. "Oh shit." she said trying to run away but felt her shoulders behind held down. "I may not have killed the rank 8 assassin but your head will do just fine." he said.

Michi heard the sound of a beam katana being started up as she was thrown to across the table and to the floor. She tried to get up but felt the burn of the kitana on her back as he sliced her. "Shit." she said crying out. She felt Travis pull her hair and put the beam katana on her neck. Next that happened was a wave of blood hitting the wall and Michi's headless body as the pot of water started boiling the whistling. Travis pulled out his phone and called someone. "It's done and I have her head so will you hook me up with that hot chick?" Travis said walking out of her house.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Oh cool, Michi's dead.

After party at her gravestone!

 

[SteakHeart]

@Pm0n3y: Wooh!