Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

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NeoAC

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Jun 9, 2008
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@Steak: Well I already said I was killing you, and I'll not say it again, lest I get another disemboweling for it.

@Icarion: Steelers 24-19.
 

SteakHeart

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@Icarion: Don't be sorry, fellow Bostonian! SHOW YOUR PRIDE! Oh, and pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd. There, I said it.
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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Aw shucks, and I was hoping to survive another round guys. *Cries*

Hiding in plain sight seemed to be working just as well for Tiny as the tree and box had been two rounds before... ?Hee hee they said I'd be killed in my first round, and here I am unscathed in round three!?
Tiny was very smug about the simple fact, and was sure the Killer would never find him up here.

That's when his Mobile Phone started ringing.

?Hello Tiny speaking?
?Tiny Man, the survivors have had enough of you mate, they think you're the Killer and they're coming to lynch your ass!?
?WHAT!!! Oh crap, oh man, no you're lying!?
?Hey man you can piss yourself all day long, or you can look up to your left?
Tiny looked. There were three guys one with a Six Shooter and the other with a Noose.
?Oh shit, what do I do?? Tiny whimpered. ?I don't wanna die!?
?Don't panic you wuss, just do what I tell you. In three seconds dive into the opposite workstation, and make your way to the staff-room?
?Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!?
?NOW FOOL!? Tiny's mysterious saviour roared.
Tiny Dived, two seconds later the three men were at his station, but Tiny was all ready running to the staff room.
Once there Tiny immediately drank two glasses of water.
?No time they're coming! You gotta go out the window! From there you can get to the roof!?
?Are you shitting me!? Tiny exclaimed opening the Window
?Look you little prick, this isn't the Matrix. If they catch you, you're dead. I'm not coming to save your ass. Who knows, maybe I'm wrong and they're right, you're the Killer??
?What NO!? Tiny climbed out of the window and closed it just as the three lynchers looked in, but Tiny was all ready making his way to the roof, there was a window cleaners station just next to him and he cranked it up to the roof.

That was when a Mass of rough hands grabbed him.
?No come on get off me!? How'd you know I was going to be here! I'm not the Killer you blind Asses!
?You were to slow you pillock, If you hadn't of hesitated you would have got away!?
Tiny was kicked and punched and cursed and the three lynchers came up to the roof.
?Aw come on, be original you dicks!? Tiny cursed

Which got him rewarded with a slap to the face. The noose was fitted around his neck and Hands tied behind his back. He was gagged as well to shut him up.
As Tiny was being pushed towards the edge of the building he saw a dark shadow carrying a knife dripping something, but it was gone before anyone of these bloodthirsty numpties could see, and of course Tiny was gagged and couldn't tell them.
Then Tiny was falling, and he was screaming through his gag.

Then his neck broke as the noose snapped tight.

As Tiny was swinging in the wind with office workers screaming at his dead body swaying like a pendulum across their windows, a last lyncher made it to the roof and snapped shut his Mobile.
?What a Tool? Neo said smirking, ?We should lynch people like this more often.?

Hope my first actual hit at a death isn't to terrible guys.
And I hope you don't mind me borrowing you Neo.
Now then, I'm off to the JIB to be massaged by hot as hell naked female angels!!!
 

NeoAC

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@Tiny: Don't worry about it man, that's the point of making deaths like that. Everyone is fair game. I've included a few people in my numerous executions, so fair play to ya. Nice death by the way man. Enjoy the JIB.
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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@Neo: Thanks man, I thought it was like that but wasn't sure.
*Relaxes under an Angelic Massage and a cold Pint of Abbot*
Neo my Friend I'm all ready enjoying the JIB! Let me know when you're up here and I'll introduce you to Cindy ;)
 

Tiny116

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@Steak&WP: Thanks Guys, and Steak didn't we all ready discuss this, you are no longer time itself, you're trapped separate from time XD
 

Tiny116

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May 6, 2009
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@Steak: Caps in what??
And didn't you know my final act during ascension to the JIB was to permanently trap you in your mortal body by way of biological paradox amino acid conversions. XD
And there's no way you can counter JIB power-ups he he he.
 

War Penguin

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Jun 13, 2009
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@Steak: Uh oh. What did I do that you saw there... and that you liked?

It's not a good sign when I do something that gains a certain amount of approval and not know what it is. D:
 

SteakHeart

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@Tiny: Yes I can! I go beyond the impossible! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

...Sorry, I couldn't help it.

@WP: Suspenseful? Hanging? Noose?
 

NeoAC

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Jun 9, 2008
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@Steak: We all know that element transcends time and can kill whatever he wants. He is SK's Chuck Norris. You best be careful.

@Tiny: Is Cindy new? I thought all knew all the angels at the JIB. I'll have to meet her when I get up there, man.
 

NeoAC

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Jun 9, 2008
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@Steak: Nah. Just Freeze frame, like all those cheesy 80s movie endings.