Serial Killer Round 30 is now over.

[SteakHeart]

@WP: YOUR FACE IS A CANUCK!

 

[The Zango]

Hey yall, hows it going, sorry I haven't been posting and that its taken me so long to get my vote in, 48 hours up (and out) and a busted pc monitor make posting in the thread difficult sometimes, however, I'll try to avoid delaying the game as much as is humanely possible with this cheap-shit monitor.

 

[NeoAC]

@element: It's just one big giant mess, isn't it? Strange why people like us so much.

 

[j1-2themax]

The mob has spoken. Check your inboxes.

 

[War Penguin]

Inbox checked! I'm not... oh, wait...

@SH: ... Oh no?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'M ALIVE! >

 

[SteakHeart]

I'm alive!

And in Boston!

 

[SkyeNeko]

Spoiler

y u kill me ;_;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

@Sky: Not good :/

 

[Schizzy]

I LIVE! Thank you all for liking me so much!

*Hands everyone roses with uncut, poison-tipped thorns*

@Neo: Cuz we pity Canadians?

@Skye:
BEST

DEATH

EVER!!!

(Mainly because it means I'm not dead yet.)

 

[j1-2themax]

Yes, the mob incorrectly executed SkyeNeko, which means our murderer is now on the prowl.

 

[Schizzy]

You fools! Everyone knows the real killer is... ooo, cupcakes.

I'll be right back with you guys later.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Spoiler: well why did the mob kill me if they werent looking for...

Spoiler: THIS

You think the mob would stop executing certain people.

After being brought back to Murderville a couple times, it's not the death that gets you. It's the identity of the killer when you look into their eyes, the joy they seem to feel when they are no longer the prey, but predator. It's the betrayal, the nerve the killer has!

Unless of course, you are lynched.

Then you can tell the whole mob to fuck off! It's really frustrating. You don't get to see who the killer is, and your death is uneventful. The mob only rarely kills violently. I personally have found myself dangling from a flagpole with the infamous lynchers' rope. I wonder who it belongs to?

Honestly it was wrong place wrong time. It must have looked bad when I dragged Smag into my basement huh? But I don't think it warranted having my jaw broken, my tongue carved out, and my lungs pulled out through the gaping hole. Just saying. I mean, I can't even say that I'm not the killer without those very important organs you know. I'm also pretty sure that's still part of my throat hanging out as they strung me up. Way to attract birds. Did you know they don't care if you're still alive when they start eating?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Skye: Christ on a cracker. O_O

You've got a flair for the gory death, no doubt about that. I always cringe when I read your in-depth descriptions of what we felt was just punishments at the time.

Oh, and that lynching rope is mine. I expect it back when you're done being killed by it. >.<

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Link: i believe this is my first lynching apart from the time i really was the killer. oh wait... no i think i was lynched the first round i was here. i think ive been lynched three times and killed twice. /notsure

and why thank you n.n i try.

EDIT: hey killer, whoever you are, can you kill smag? it would be hilarious.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Skye: See, I've been killed a total of two times in my six rounds here. Both of those were misguided lynchings fairly late in the game. People just become convinced that I'm guilty of something other than not really contributing to the game. -_-

Oh well, I welcome the writing exercise. I haven't gotten enough of them this summer. >.<

 

[Smagmuck_]

@Skye: God dammit Skye! Why would you do that!? I mean really! What the hell girl!
*Sobs*
I'm so dead... T^T

 

[Schizzy]

*Bops Smag over the head with a wiffle bat*

Die, Smag, die!

*Stops maiming Smag*

@Skye: Wait, your invitation was only to the killer?

@Smag: My bad. You can go now.

 

[elementsoul]

@Neo Can we get the official death toll and how many executions and murders SkyeNeko has been the victim of?

 

[j1-2themax]

And the killer has struck. Check your inboxes.