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Hman121

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The rope felt soggy around his neck.

For most of the afternoon, the rain pounded down on him as the procession from his house to the town square began. The townspeople cried for the death of the man who had once called War Penguin his rival. They felt this evidence was evidence enough to condemn the bizzare hip-thrusting weirdo. One death to atone for the other.

He suffered verbal slings from his ex-friends and comrades. "I call his house!" yelled Old Man Schizzy. "I want his hips!" screamed SkyeNeko, brandishing a shiny chainsaw. The boos and jeers that were thrown at him were followed by rancid tomatoes and eggs that exploded when they made contact with his clothing.

He did not protest the people's cries for blood and vengeance as he stood atop the Hangman's Tower. The only thing he felt was the soggy rope around his neck.

He called for Redlin5 to be his executioner. When the time had come, Redlin5 asked for his final words. The only words that escaped his lips were: "I am confident that you will find justice for War Penguin, but what you will commit here, is a wrong that can never be amended."

Redlin5 could do nothing except pull the cord and watch as Hman121, survivor of past Serial Killer Rounds, who had never died, fell and made a sickening *crack* sound, one that could only come from the breaking of the neck.

Even when he ascended into Heaven, the only thing he could truly feel

was how soggy the rope felt around his neck.

What a shame! Well, at least my getting killed/mob justice death cherry has finally been popped! All I can say now is thanks for letting me play this rousing game again, and may you find justice for me and War Penguin!

*pulls up chair at Discount JIB*
 

j1-2themax

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Yes, Hman121 has been executed, but he is not the killer. Now, another of your number has been murdered. Check your inboxes.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

Better Red than Dead
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@Hman: Nooooooooooooooo! Why must I be the one to bear the guilt of slaying Duffman!?!?!?!?!

[sub]Also still alive.[/sub]
 

Schizzy

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@Hman: Neat death. Poetic.

But I've meaning to ask: Where did you keep your beer?
 

War Penguin

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@Redlin: Ditto. Curse our large countries!

@Sky: Sweet! How did it go?

@Death: Nooooooo! Well, I'll send my... oh, right.
...
... Aw. :(
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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@Lizmichi: I can't help feel somewhat responsible after revealing why she was away from her voting post. Oh well, I don't think she'll care too much. Vote is being sent.
 

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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Hm. Given that Lizmichi is currently without internet, being at Job Corps and all that, perhaps she was a free kill... Methinks one of my Skyping compatriots be-eth our killer.

Vote incoming.
 

Schizzy

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@Steak: How does one deliver a briefcase with a crossbow bolt?

Sending vote... now.

Now wait... now I'm sending it.

Hang on. Gotta get this right. NOW it's sent.

Or is it?

Just read your damn mailbox.

Darn kids.

/deliriousoldman
 

elementsoul

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@CA Or maybe a veteran who knows the game goes faster when the slow to vote are killed off first in order to speed up the game. Considering Neo posted that she was going to have no internet access for two weeks and Schizzy posted right after the vote was called it would make her the target for elimination.

Or maybe J1-2themax actually read the guide thoroughly and noticed the comment about requesting the killer to use their kill to remove nonvoters in order to speed up the game progress as well.

*shoots hockey puck with vote wrapped around it at J1-2themax.*
 

CounterAttack

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@element: At the time of my latest post, I didn't remember her posting that she was going to be away, hence the post in question. Either way, my vote has been cast and I don't think I'll change it any time soon, having had no contact from our local agent of information-gathering.