Serial Killer Round 34: Raw, Uncensored & Uncut! (Yet Another Completed Round!)

[sky14kemea]

@Neo: It's going okay. I still have a mystery illness keeping me indoors all the time, but then I was always kinda lazy. >.> How's Canada?

 

[Pm0n3y]

@Neo: Well, that's why I don't vote for them.

 

[staika]

Death is up, I had to write it entirely from my phone and that was tough but I got it done

 

[NeoAC]

@Staika: Still good to be versatile, able to write multiple styles. Even if some of the dark humor creeps in anyway.

@Link: Probably, although you can't be the Spy. You would haver had some names by now I think.

@Red Sky: Those mystery illnesses are right bastards. I've got a cough that's survived all my attempts to purge it over the past month or so. Other than that, can't really complain. Snow's already started, but I still can't complain.

@Pm0n3y: Eh, gotta vote for someone.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Neo: ah, Canada's infamous snow =P Poor you

 

[staika]

@Neo: Yeah it seemed to have creeped in at the end but since the story was about me getting killed I thought that it was appropriate. That and I had to go to work (where I am now ) so I had to finish it up or I wouldn't have made it >.>

Also the snow has already started for you. That sucks but it seems to great goddess of lake Erie has seen it fit to not give us any snow yet, it's a very strange thing indeed

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Neo: It seems you know my MO. Yeah, I try to release names before the second execution to rally the Arbiter and give the voting populace some direction.

Unfortunately, I was not lucky enough to get a role this time. If any party disbelieves me, they can go ahead and call the bluff. They will likely be disappointed though.

@staika: Damn clowns... *shudders*

 

[staika]

@Link: it was the first thing that popped into my head so I just rolled with it.

Spoiler: Also since I made this earlier this is what made my guys eyes bleed

 

[Pm0n3y]

[HEADING=1]So yeah, staika was *NOT* the killer! The slaughter continues![/HEADING]

 

[Jak23]

Wow, a lot happened since the last time I checked... Oh and I voted for you Staika! >

 

[staika]

@Jak: Damn you I shall get you back somehow, If I wasn't dead that is >.>

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@Staika: If it's any consolation for you, I didn't vote for you. Then again, I couldn't vote for anybody due to my deceased status. Take that as you will.

@JIB: Wait, is talking to your food okay now? Eh, whatever. *Nom*

 

[Schizzy]

@Stalka: I told you I would get you...

*Hides clown suit*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: *sees clown suit*

Eh he he he....

*runs like a bat out of hell*

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: so you were the clown! I knew it could only be you! But now I am afraid of clowns >.>
*hides in a bubble*

 

[Schizzy]

@stalka: Did you doubt? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Pokes bubble with clawed fingers*

@Link: I did promise that once I was done with stalka, you'd be next...

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: no!............... Yes >.>
*bubble pops*
No not my bubble!

 

[Schizzy]

@stalka: MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! I'm evil incarnate!

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

No.

Seriously.

I'm not the killer.

I just like killing people.

That doesn't make me THE killer.

Look, this evil incarnate thing? It's just a mask.

*Removes mask*

See?

*Applies glue to mask and sticks it on Link's face*

Aaaaahhh!!! There's evil incarnate! Kill him!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: *feels face*

Wha...what did you just do?

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?!?

*screams and runs in circles*

OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE A CLOWN!!

*grabs a mallet and goes Zombieland [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fANjEkg-s18] on self*

 

[Pm0n3y]

[HEADING=1]In a change of events, the Arbiter has decided to take a stand against the murderous marauder, taking his/her life in the process! Did they succeed in their senseless sacrifice?? Check your inbox to find out![/HEADING]

*coughs* Ugh...I need some tea for my sore throat...