Serial Killer Round 34: Raw, Uncensored & Uncut! (Yet Another Completed Round!)
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@sky: luckily my 360 was on a box so it didn't get wet. Also the sump pump (which cause this mess) was on the other side of the basement so all of the damage was on the other side of the basement where nothing really was. I edited in pictures in the above post that I took after we got the sump pump back online.
@Pm0n3y: Heh. I have a feeling we've narrowed down our killer.
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Unless I forgot to vote, again. Then I might be eating my own words. <_<
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Unless I forgot to vote, again. Then I might be eating my own words. <_<
@WarP: Really? Odd... I've heard nothing from the Spy at all. Perhaps I'm a suspect, though I assure everyone I'm not the killer.
@CA: Well, I didn't vote for ya... and judging by Pm0n3y's post, that means no one else voted for ya... so I think you're good, buddy.
@WarP: That's good to know. I need to prepare a considerably better death than usual just in case, since I failed to put one up the last round. Hopefully that'll be the first and only time.
@CA: Well, if you don't have time, I think it's acceptable to let things like that slide. Real life problems before fake internet problems. Hopefully I'll have time to do the same though. Or at least have everyone else forgive me due to my schedule. <_<
@Zero: A fair point. But if I get a role in a future round, I'll have to write one up specifically for that role.
And here I was on a streak of living but I am sadly dead D:
Death is up!
Death is up!
it was a cold winter night as I was walking home from a concert. I brought my hands to my mouth as I blew in them to warm my hands up, I could see my breath as my hands warmed up. I rubbed my hands together before putting them back in coat pocket. I looked around as I walked down the road and I noticed that it was strangely deserted but it didn't bother me since it was pretty dark. I brought my left hand out of my pocket to check my watch and saw that my watch said 1:30 AM.
"Wow that concert took longer than I thought it would, I just hope that my parents didn't forget not to lock the door again." I thought to myself remembering the many times I was locked out of my house in the past. I continued my way down the road when I noticed something that caught my eye, it was a clown. "Hehehe are you staika?" The clown asked in a light hearted tone. "Yes I am. How did you know that?" I asked taken aback by the clown. "I know all, I cam even tell the future using the powers of the bright red nose." The clown responded pointing to his red nose.
"So what are you? You must have a name right?" I asked becoming a little creeped out. "I go by many names but you may call me, sir Isaac newton red nose the fortune teller the fourth!" The clown responded in a serious tone and looked like he took a lot of pride in his name. "So is there anything shorter you would want me to call you?" I asked trying to remember his full name. "Yes, you may call me clown." The clown responded again in a serious tone. "Okay then clown, well if there isn't anything else I really should get home before I am missed." I stated trying to continue on my way home.
"WAIT!" The clown shouted out of nowhere when I tried to walk away. "What is it?" I asked looking back at the clown. "YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE!" The clown shouted back at me. "Oh Ik sorry, um goodbye then." I said taking a few steps away. "WAIT!!" The clown shouted again. "I already said goodbye what is it now?" I asked becoming quite annoyed. "I have a feeling in my nose." The clown said pointing at his nose. "And what does that have to do with me?" I asked half heartedly. "My nose can predict the future!" The clown reaponded proudly.
"Is that all can I go now?" I asked while checking my watch and noticing that 10 minutes had passed. "NO! I must tell your future! My nose commands me so." The clown said speaking like a seer. "If that will make you leave me alone then go right ahead." I responded. "Oh nose please grant me your powers to see into the future." The clown started chanting while lifting his arms up like he was going to part the red sea. "Oh here we go." I whispered to myself.
"Yes red nose I understand I shall tell him." The clown said talking to nothing. "Well?" I said impatiently. "The red nose predicts that you will die sometime in the next five minutes,also it kept repeating the word 'bleeding eyes' but I do not know of what he means" the clown said telling me of my future. "Okay so I just wasted 15 minutes of my time for that? I'd love to stay for more but I'm going home now so thanks for wasting my time." I said continuing my way home.
As I was walking I looked back and noticed that the clown was gone. "Thank god he's gone, now maybe I can get home in time." I thought to myself. After about 3 minutes of walking I made a turn in the road and noticed that the clown was in front of me. "Well hello there! I see you're not dead yet!" The clown stated in an excited tone. "Oh god not you again. Listen I don't believe your little prediction you had so would you please just leave me alone!" I said getting a little heated and just walked by him.
"You know my predictions are always right. Even if i have to do them myself." The clown said in a strangely serious tone. "Oh so now you're going to kill me?" I asked looking back at the clown. The clown took off his red nose and threw it at me, for some reason my body would not move as the red nose hit my face. As the nose hit my face I lost all sight and then everything was just a swift rotating bundle of colors. The colors burned my eyes and no matter what I did the colors would not stop to the point that it caused my eyes to bleed. "Hahaha I told you that my predictions always come true." The clown said and I heard the sound of a gun and the noise of the gun firing. The bullet hit me in the head and what was once swift pain suddenly stopped and then nothing.
"Wow that concert took longer than I thought it would, I just hope that my parents didn't forget not to lock the door again." I thought to myself remembering the many times I was locked out of my house in the past. I continued my way down the road when I noticed something that caught my eye, it was a clown. "Hehehe are you staika?" The clown asked in a light hearted tone. "Yes I am. How did you know that?" I asked taken aback by the clown. "I know all, I cam even tell the future using the powers of the bright red nose." The clown responded pointing to his red nose.
"So what are you? You must have a name right?" I asked becoming a little creeped out. "I go by many names but you may call me, sir Isaac newton red nose the fortune teller the fourth!" The clown responded in a serious tone and looked like he took a lot of pride in his name. "So is there anything shorter you would want me to call you?" I asked trying to remember his full name. "Yes, you may call me clown." The clown responded again in a serious tone. "Okay then clown, well if there isn't anything else I really should get home before I am missed." I stated trying to continue on my way home.
"WAIT!" The clown shouted out of nowhere when I tried to walk away. "What is it?" I asked looking back at the clown. "YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE!" The clown shouted back at me. "Oh Ik sorry, um goodbye then." I said taking a few steps away. "WAIT!!" The clown shouted again. "I already said goodbye what is it now?" I asked becoming quite annoyed. "I have a feeling in my nose." The clown said pointing at his nose. "And what does that have to do with me?" I asked half heartedly. "My nose can predict the future!" The clown reaponded proudly.
"Is that all can I go now?" I asked while checking my watch and noticing that 10 minutes had passed. "NO! I must tell your future! My nose commands me so." The clown said speaking like a seer. "If that will make you leave me alone then go right ahead." I responded. "Oh nose please grant me your powers to see into the future." The clown started chanting while lifting his arms up like he was going to part the red sea. "Oh here we go." I whispered to myself.
"Yes red nose I understand I shall tell him." The clown said talking to nothing. "Well?" I said impatiently. "The red nose predicts that you will die sometime in the next five minutes,also it kept repeating the word 'bleeding eyes' but I do not know of what he means" the clown said telling me of my future. "Okay so I just wasted 15 minutes of my time for that? I'd love to stay for more but I'm going home now so thanks for wasting my time." I said continuing my way home.
As I was walking I looked back and noticed that the clown was gone. "Thank god he's gone, now maybe I can get home in time." I thought to myself. After about 3 minutes of walking I made a turn in the road and noticed that the clown was in front of me. "Well hello there! I see you're not dead yet!" The clown stated in an excited tone. "Oh god not you again. Listen I don't believe your little prediction you had so would you please just leave me alone!" I said getting a little heated and just walked by him.
"You know my predictions are always right. Even if i have to do them myself." The clown said in a strangely serious tone. "Oh so now you're going to kill me?" I asked looking back at the clown. The clown took off his red nose and threw it at me, for some reason my body would not move as the red nose hit my face. As the nose hit my face I lost all sight and then everything was just a swift rotating bundle of colors. The colors burned my eyes and no matter what I did the colors would not stop to the point that it caused my eyes to bleed. "Hahaha I told you that my predictions always come true." The clown said and I heard the sound of a gun and the noise of the gun firing. The bullet hit me in the head and what was once swift pain suddenly stopped and then nothing.