Serial Killer Round 34: Raw, Uncensored & Uncut! (Yet Another Completed Round!)

[staika]

@Link: no, I had so much to live for....
*body regenerates*
Oh hey I'm not dead yet
*slashes with chainsaw*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

@Link @staika
*Stabs both with broken rib*
SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO ENJOY THE AFTERLIFE!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

@Link: It helps to have some time on your hands.

In Other News...

[HEADING=1]The next Victim has been confirmed! Check your inboxes to see if it were you![/HEADING]

 

[Schizzy]

*Blasts Diablo with Proton gun*

*Traps Diablo in Ghost Trap*

@Diablo: Now you stay there until you learn that dead people in SK don't get to stab people.

*Shakes Ghost Trap for good measure*

 

[staika]

I'm still alive again!

I also just discovered there is no quicker way to earn my hate than calling me "dimples" everyone in my damn family calls me that.

 

[CounterAttack]

@staika: You shouldn't have told the internet that... now anyone can capitalise on it. I'm just saying.

 

[staika]

@CA: I know but I'm using it as a substitute since I can't yell at any of my family members. Thank god I work on thanksgiving so I won't get to be around them.

 

[elementsoul]

@Link *takes back my scythe* Why the fuck do you people keep stealing this from me. I won it off Death in a poker game. There is no reason for people to take this and go off on random slaughters.

@staika Chainsaws are my thing./Canadian

*Takes out the maple syrup cannon and blasts dimples and Link. Releases the fire ants and the grizzly bears.*

@Murder_Victim Feel bad for you bro since I am not you.

 

[staika]

@element: oh its on now!
*fires a turkey out of a cannon*

 

[elementsoul]

@Dimples Thanksgiving was in October up here but my guard wolverines enjoyed the snack. *Watches Dimples get eaten alive by fire ants and grizzlies.*

Also when do you plan on posting your battle? I'm kind of waiting for you to post yours since I have questions about how your character would act, but I can't ask you or else I'll give away my plans. I can draw enough information about reactions based on another sample though which is why I wait.

 

[CounterAttack]

@element/staika: Save it for Ratings War, you two. =P

 

[staika]

@element: I have a bit of it done but since my job is awesome since I get to do whatever when people aren't there I will try to get it written tomorrow at work and then ill have my friend proof read it so ill try to have it done by tomorrow. Also American here my thanksgiving is tomorrow well technically today since its past midnight for me.

@CA: sniff sniff okay ill play nice.......... For now.

 

[CounterAttack]

@staika: I was joking. =/

On Topic: Yeah, still not dead yet.

 

[staika]

@CA: I know I was just plotting the many ways I can take down element. I've been told I have quite the imagination be it for the better or worse

 

[Link_to_Future]

@element: *take scythe back* Read again...this is Deaf's Scythe. Schizzy gave it to me as hush money last round and I'm keeping it. >.>

@Death: I have not succumbed to it yet.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'm still alive again!

I also just discovered there is no quicker way to earn my hate than calling me "dimples" everyone in my damn family calls me that.

PFFTAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHSHIT

Sorry, sorry. Dimples is so a pet name. Pray you don?t get a girlfriend that does this.

 

[staika]

@Pm0n3y: I know it probably doesn't help that I have a terrible poker face and I am almost always smiling even against my will :/

 

[SkyeNeko]

@element: CHAINSAWS ARE MY THING

 

[Schizzy]

@Skye: An PAINSAWS are my thing... as of now.

Bring the pain!

*Painsaws Diablo, who's still stuck in a Ghost Trap*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Schizzy: Was that a pun? If so... *hides*