Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[Schizzy]

@staika: I did say I'm not authorised to kill you...

That's why my cats are doing my job.

 

[staika]

@schizzy: you sneaky.......... It's a good thing I had my squirrel ninjas....
*notices all the squirrel ninjas are dead*
Well that could be bad......

 

[Schizzy]

@staika:
http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/data/media/6/ninja-cat-strikes-from-above.jpg

 

[staika]

@schizzy: *is attacked by a ninja cat that was hanging from the ceiling*
Bad kitty! Don't attack me I don't taste like meat!
*is bitten and does taste like meat*
This can't be good I must act!!!
*throws a steak*
That should distract them!

 

[Schizzy]

*Watches ninja kitties chase after SteakHeart* (was that correct?)

@staika: Noooooooo! You'll ruin their steady diet of Cheerios!

http://pathecat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/NinjaCat-1.jpg

 

[staika]

@schizzy: (not what I meant by steak but it works much better )
Muhahaha you have lost your ninja cats what will you do now!
*is bleeding profusely*

 

[Schizzy]

*sticks hose into bleeding cuts*

*connects hose to pump*

*Fires up pump*

Let the bleeding commence!

 

[staika]

*is increasing in size while bleeding worse*
Oh god what is happening!?!
*body pops like a balloon*

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Staika: Lets just say certain highly illegal vices are in it. And in vivid details that exceed this site's PG-13 policy

 

[Schizzy]

Oh darn...

I had meant to drain the blood out instead...

Now I have to bathe...

in blood.

Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

 

[staika]

@lost: that sounds interesting, if a little extreme

@schizzy: *is a ghost*
Hey those are my guts you're playing in!

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Staika: In case you hadn't noticed by the crucifixion death I posted last run, extremities are kinda something I'm good at writing

 

[Schizzy]

*Brings guts to witch doctor*

*Resurrects staika*

@staika: Now you owe me one.

@Link: You're good at writing about fingers and toes? Weird.

 

[staika]

@lost: I guess so, well that makes sense

@schizzy: but you were the one that killed me!? How do I owe you one?

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Schizzy: Did you mean Lost or did a Wild Link Appear?

@Staika: Yup and a random creative process that has me wake up at all hours with stupid story ideas that I must plot down, like young girls auctioned like cattle, or two kids playing Cowboys and Indians before one is accidently shot by the other.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: *smacks with cane* Don't make me explain the fundamentals of gratitude!

 

[staika]

@lost: that sounds interesting. My mind is too cluttered and I have a lot of ideas at any given time, if I want to start an RP for any given reason I will literally come up with a story in about 1 hr. Man I need other things to do.

@schizzy: oh my I think you've gone crazy XD
Oh man you edited it I found it funny that you smacked yourself with a cane XD.
I know how to be grateful!!

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: *wave hands* You saw nothing!

 

[staika]

@schizzy: I saw nothing
*is hypnotized*

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: *wave hands* You are a big chicken.