Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

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staika

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@Schizzy: yeah nothing can go wrong. I'll go create my super sun so the entire world can have light............. Always O.O
 

staika

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@Schizzy: you are completely right, in fact we should start a sunglasses business since people are going to need them 24/7 now
 

Schizzy

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@staika: Woohoo! I will start commissioning their design and manufacture, cause this plan simply CANNOT fail!
 

staika

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@Schizzy: not only will we have sunlight all the time we will also be insanely rich! This is the perfect idea!!!!!!
 

staika

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@Schizzy: nothing except BATMAN! but we all know batman has better stuff to do than stop our harmless plan :p
 

Schizzy

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@staika: Perfectly harmless cause it's the perfect plan!

*Wonders why it's so dark all of a sudden.*
 

staika

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*notices its dark as well*
@Schizzy: oh no............RaNDM G must be Batman!!!!!!

Hurry we must silence him!!
 

Nouw

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When they found me I was comfortably sitting in my room, planning my next murder. It was 11:00, and fatigue was beginning to creep up on me. Part of me didn't want to sleep because they were getting onto me. Little did I know, that they were much closer to me than I thought. I had decided to open up another box of energy drinks, my paranoia refused to let me sleep. Funny, because I was the serial killer. When I stood up, the door crashed down and a group of no more than five policemen came through the door. They were armed so I didn't bother to fight back. I came out with my hands on my head, surprised as hell.

The next few hours were a blur, the consequence of not sleeping for over 24 hours. All I knew was that I had to go through various legalities which didn't concern me at all. I had no next of kin or relative. I did remember that I was escorted to a cell where I would spend my last night...

And here I am now, about to face death. Was there a God? An afterlife? I would soon find out. I went up a platform which held the attention of millions of people around the country through the television, executions are a public thing now I guess. I felt the noose tightening around my neck, wouldn't want to die from breaking my bones would I now? Much more painful than death by the gallow. But I wouldn't know, first time dying after all. The executioner gave me a grim look and pulled the lever. Last thing I saw was the flashes of cameras, immortalizing my petty death.

Any criticism or feedback welcome. I want to become a better writer :)
 

TheIronRuler

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Oh, this reminds me of something -
I've started a new RP interest thread and I'd like to see whether or not people would like to be in it. It's in the USA, 2011. everything is normal and life is life. But then you die. No matter the reason, as long as you didn't willingly cause it. A voice calls out to you while you are submerged in darkness. It gives you a chance to live again.
You accept.
You are now his employee, and you must work to stay alive. You're living on borrowed time, "Life Energy", and the only want to get more is to get the bonuses from your boss after completing contracts. What do you do in these contracts?
You kill people.
Very specific people. There are rules to it, so if you disobey them you won't get your "Life Energy". When you live as a human, you lose "Life Energy". When you digest food and what follows it you use "Life Energy". When you bleed you use "Life Energy". So you need to remember to conserve your strength and follow the rules, or else you will die permanently!
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...Shameless self advertisement.
I'm so sorry.
 

TheIronRuler

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@Link I put up the RP thread and changed a few things. I really hope that people will be interested in it.
 

CounterAttack

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[HEADING=2]Nouw was indeed this round's murderer![/HEADING]​

And with that, the round can be declared over. Congratulations to all who survived. I have updated the OP to reflect the hidden roles.

And now, Nouw, you are free to GM the next round if you so choose.
 

NeoAC

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What? Already? Jeez, the mob was right on target with this one.

Just for some fun facts. Ynnek89 has played this game the past 8 rounds and has yet to be killed by the Mob, Killer or Arbiter, a record for a new player at the start of their Serial Killer career. However, this streak only times him for the second longest active streak with RBMidknight, who has also been the Arbiter an astonishing 5 times since its inception 11 rounds ago. The longest current streak, and new record for longest total streak, goes to axle_19, who has not been killed in the past 10 rounds of Serial Killer!
 

Nouw

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*Gasp.* With the mistakes I did while playing, I don't think I'll be up for the job. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to and it'll be a good experience. Heck I have enough time too but I'm not familiar enough with the game yet. Oh and did my avatar give me away ;).

I wonder what questions were asked and answers given, can I know that or is that classified?