Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Schizzy]

@staika: At first, me no understanding this

Now starting from the right of the binary number we would only add the ones that are '1' in the binary number. So it would be 1+2+16+128=147. so the decimal version of 10010011 would be 147 if I did my math right.

But after typing my query, I fully understooded it. Imma maths nerd! W00T

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Excellent, That reminds me I have a new line of sunglasses I thought you would like. The MATH NERD MODEL! These puppies will make us millions MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: Theoretical millions or real millions?

 

[staika]

@Mort: *adjusts newly made math nerd sunglasses*
Both /epic voice

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: Those will never sell. We need more Terminator-style shades.

 

[staika]

@Malyc: You obviously know nothing of business planning. You always have to keep with the times of your products.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: If I invest in your company, will I get stock options?

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]*crashes helicopter through the wall*[/sub]

I'm back. [sub]/epicvoice[/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: *Smack the back of his head*

You're doin' HTML wrong!

It's:

Both /epicvoice

@Mortis: If you invest, you'll get stock, but not options. We'll give you part of our sunglasses stock (about one box) for every million dollars you invest.

 

[staika]

@Mort: Not only stock options but the bonus of being our new test subject previewer of products. You will get access to all models before they come out on the market.

@Schizzy: I am sorry oh great and wise master. I will attempt to do better in the future.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika:
@Schizzy:

So...which is it? Stock options or no? Also, instead of investing millions and being the company guinea pig, can I just choose one? Specifically the one that doesn't require me to spend money I don't have?

 

[staika]

@Mort: YOU MUST DECIDE FOR YOURSELF! Schizzy and I do not associate with mortals much so you should feel privileged to be even given this opportunity.

 

[Schizzy]

@Mort: What staika said...

*Rubs hands together sinisterly*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Yes what I said. Soon the entire world will bow to us!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika:
@Schizzy:

Okay, I'll be the lab rat. But I want stock options and at least three new, free pairs of each model of sunglasses produced.

 

[staika]

@Mort: Excellent choice. Now just sign this contract and we should be set. Don't bother reading it either, it's just lawyer talk.
*hands mortis a contract with a pen*

[sub][sub][sub]@Schizzy: Let's hope he doesn't read the contract, I took the liberty of messing with the contract.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@Mort: It's just a formality. Nothing to worry about.

[sub][sub][sub]@staika: I took the liberty of writing some bits in invisible ink. It'll only appear after he's signed his soul away.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[staika]

[sub][sub][sub]@Schizzy: You evil genius! I am disappointed that I didn't think of that.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: Well, I won't bother with reading it...

...so I'll wait 'til my lawyer gets here so he can read it for me.

CAPTCHA:

"NOKIA

Describe this brand in any word(s)."

My answer: "It exists."

 

[RaNDM G]

@Mortis: I'm here. Let's see the document.