Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[staika]

@CA: Luckily for you I am a master of pointless conversation

@Side note: It's sad to come home and no one is here but my dogs. AT LEAST THEY LOVE ME!!!

Spoiler: I took pics

Spoiler: My Dog Sunny

Spoiler: My Dog Emmy

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Yeah... I can see the love from Sunny.
The murderous, murderous love.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Lol, those images came up? _>

 

[staika]

@Trilby: She was happy to see me but I had to try a little in order to get her to look at my phone. She doesn't like getting her picture taken and she can somehow tell when she is >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak ...
Yes.
Ironically, in this joke, I'm the straight man.

@staika Oh. Okay.
I'll just go see her after I make you late for class and watch you dance like my puppet.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: I have to make sure to not let you make me late. I'll just get there an hour early and just hang out there for a while

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika You underestimate the power of the burlap sack and the rape rusted-white Transit van.

Spoiler: Pic very inappropriate. But relevant.

In this scenario, I'm the wolf. staika, you're the pangolin.
And... uh... Mort is the lizard.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Hmm Well I can always just avoid the white van or better yet just live in the school. It has internet access so I'll be fine staying there

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Well... I'll live with you. [small]in the shadows...[/small]

 

[staika]

@trilby: If you can take the massive boredom that comes with watching me just type on a computer for most of the day then knock yourself out

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: I...what...who...?

The joke is that the wolf is going to prison in the future, right? I mean, why else would he be hot and bothered by that story?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link Nope. He doesn't go to prison.
Oh, and you can't tell, but in panel one he's shirtless.
And cross-dressing.
With fake boobs. That are attached. Uh...

Spoiler: Yeah.

Also, there's a comic (like, five pages later) about the comic artist having sex with his computer tower.

Spoiler: Yep.

@staika If it means I get to kidnap you, I can handle it. In fact, I may take a networking course at your school JUST so I have access to the building.
How... how much longer is your course, exactly?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: I could see myself as the lizard.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort He's gay and, when introduced, has sex with Joel.

 

[staika]

@trilby: well its a two year course and I just finished term one. My predicted graduation is September of 2013

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Dammit. That means you would graduate a coupla months after me, gods permitting.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: You just had to do it. You just had to bring furries here.

I can hear the swarm coming. They'll be here any moment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@RaN Uh... I'm a furry.

You... furist?

UNLEASH THE PARTLY-FUZZY, OCCASIONALLY SEXUALLY-DEVIANT HORDE!

 

[RaNDM G]

Good Lord...

THEY HAVE INFILTRATED OUR GROUP! THE END OF TIMES IS UPON US! REPENT! REPENT!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: We all must make sacrifices for the sake of comedy...