Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal It was the one where I tried to harpoon you and assimilate your into our naked horde.
And I didn't say "no one". I said "pussy-ass sons of bitches".

 

[Jak23]

@Tril-tril: I was there during that, I was at the bottom of the pile...
But I don't remember anything about his avatar.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak You weren't part of the discussion. I was just riding you and Mort all night.

Yes, I meant that to sound dirty.

...

Was it Mal or staika I was trying to penetrate from afar... with my massive harpoon...

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: It was totally Staika. I simply tackled Jak, then vanished in a cloud of tire smoke and gunpowder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Oh... o- ok. Well then...
*harpoons you so I don't feel silly*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: Thank goodness for roofies...

...I couldn't walk straight the next day, and I'm not sure if I want to know why.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: GAH! MAH SPLEEN! I'll be needin that back, ye scurvy whelp of a bilge rat!

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: NINJA! *Steals bladder*

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: ARGH! I be outnumbered 57 to one here! Er... Maybe I've been had too much of the grog... Can't tell if I be seeing double or if there actually be that many o' ya.

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: NINJA! *Replaces grog with sake*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: Wait...what the hell are you doing with my sake? I've been looking all over for it.

*steals back and consumes happily*

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Wha's this, then? It no' be like any grog I tried...

@Link: Oi! Why ye be stealin me grog?

 

[NeoAC]

All rise and welcome the return of the Phaneufail, as seen in my avatar to the left there.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Neo:

YES! ALL THE GOOD AVATARS ARE COMING BACK!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Neo: Does this mean that Ratings War is truly dead? I was hoping it wasn't going to be gone forever...I was really enjoying reading all of the entries. :/

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: It might as well be, since it hasn't been touched for three months now and we've had no word from the GM... A shame, even though I would have likely been taken out in the second round. Unless, of course, I was up against one opponent in particular, whom I would have enjoyed crushing into a paste.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: I just always thought it was a good showcase for some of the best writing I've seen around here. Some good entertainment and some good examples to learn from. It would be unlikely if I ever got past the first round with the quality of work that people constantly put out. XP

Also, I might know exactly which contestant you're referring to if it's one who played with us for a couple of rounds. :/

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: Not naming names, but you are correct. Quite disappointing, really, how they managed to advance to the second round. Still, I imagine the only reason was that their opponent was terrible. That particular match-up serves as a reminder that there are worse writers out there than the person we are discussing... and that both the quality of the writing and the quality of the person doing the writing must be taken into account.

 

[Nouw]

@NeoAC: I remember that back in the PubClub custom title game. I miss that game >.>.

 

[Schizzy]

@CA: Checking out Ratings War and now wishing that it's still going.