Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Beards I am still unable to grow a beard, but I know my family can, so it's really because both sides of my family are late at everything, except with going grey.
Procrastination is literally in my genes.

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Yarr, ye be knowin that a warnin only makes em click it fasterr!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: It be no fault o' mine they be havin' no control o'er the clicks, yarr.

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Aye, that beh true... Yarr! Have yeh seen me peg leg aroun hear abouts?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Aye, mayhap I have. Methinks it be in the lower quarters, yarr, though a bilgerat were chewin' on it. O' course, that may have been the boatswain gnawin' away at it, I don't know quite rightly...wearin' both me eyepatches, I was, garr.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Spontaneously Pirates: Yar and such. Why is this happening? First puns, now pirates. What's next? Potatoes?

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Yarr, I be thinkin that the boatswain do be a bilgerat... Hard ta find a good crew anywhere but Tortuga. I'll be havin' ta get a new one made, methinks.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Pfffft, no. Don't be ridiculous...

*unclips moustache from nose-piece*

Potato heads!!

@Malyc: That ye should. Fer now, just be usin' this real leg 'ere.

*hands Malyc a rotting, severed leg*

Yarr, it be much more efficient. Just ignore the smell...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort how did you find my disguise box! *changes face around and runs away*

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Mayhap I will, at that.

*oils and polishes rotting leg*

Yarr! This here leg be even better than me original!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Thar only be one problem...the 'gulls are attracted to the smell o' rot and will likely-

*flock of seagulls swoop down and attack Malyc's replacement leg*

Yarr, that be what I was warnin' ye about.

@Trilby: Well, the box was in another box marked "Lord Joe's disguisey shtuff"...

 

[Malyc]

@Seagulls: YAARRR YE SCURVY RATS!!! I'll be needin' that fer walkin'!

*draws flintlocks, shoots two seagulls down*

THAT BE WHAT YE HAD COMIN'!!! NOW COME TASTE THE STEEL O' ME BLADE!!!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc:

Spoiler: Evil Seagull...

 

[Malyc]

@Evil Seagull: AHA! I SEE YE BE NOT AS MUCH A COWARD AS I THOUGHT YE BE!!!

Wait, what be ye doin? HEY! THAT BE ME EYE!!! YA BEST BE GIVIN THAT BACK!!!

NOOOO! THAT BE ME OTHER EYE! I BE UNABLE TO SEE YE, BUT YE BEST BE STOPPIN YER CAWIN!

It's not nice ta be laughin at a blind pirate!

It's not... not... nice...

*curls into fetal position and cries*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc's shameful tears:

Spoiler: Watch out...

 

[SkyeNeko]

why do i never catch the parts on the conversation that are relevant to me ;_;

oh wait i dont have a beard lol *shoos gulls away to get something to eat* do you think a beard would make me look older? It's my 20th next week and people think im 16

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Smartass XD

 

[InsomniJack]

@Skye Probably. If it wasn't for my beard, people would think I'm still 18.

The real issue is figuring out which beard works...

Spoiler: Like this one

 

[Malyc]

@Insomni: That's more of a mustache than an actual beard...

 

[SkyeNeko]

@malyc: agreed. cant seem to grow a beard to save my life though it seems.