Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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ShindoL Shill

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@Link them the dogs that come up if you Google 'Latvian Mafia' and
 

staika

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YAY no fingerprints, and this person apparently also tried to break in two days ago. At least it isn't as bad as the last guy that tried to break in >.>

WHAT IS SO APPEALING ABOUT MY HOUSE!?!?!?
 

Malyc

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@Staika: I'd recommend getting a shotgun, just in case... There's nothin like the sound of a pump slide racking to make people second guess their trespassing decision.

@Trilby: Ahh, Cmon man. The American Mafia is the reason why the FBI came to be. Nowadays, gangs are sad, shattered remnants compared to the style and organization of the ones from the early 1900s
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Mal but... they supplied my barbershop with the pornography that staika enjoyed while I trimmed his eyebrows...
@staika but, I do agree with Malik(I assume that is how you say it, therefore that is what I call you). at least get a handgun.
 

staika

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@Malyc: I do the best defense, and that is locking my door. Both morons that tried to get in have failed. The first guy who tried I have a funny story about if anyone is interested XD
 

Malyc

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@Staika: There's a reason they call the Remington 870 the "Masterkey"...
 

staika

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All righty then, story time! I'll put it in a spoiler so I don't take up a lot of space :p
So my dad works out of town most of the week and he has a truck. We don't have enough space in the garage to hold it so we keep it outside of the garage. Well one week my dad forgot to lock his truck and it had a remote garage door opener in it.

So in comes the criminal just looking around and he discovers that my dads truck is unlocked and it has a garage door opener in it. So he steals some of my dads CD's and opens our garage door but can't get into the house since we locked our door. So he left and went to my neighbors house which he was able to get into. During this time he was caught by my neighbor and he ran like the wind and hid in a bush across the street from my cop friend.

He was caught pretty fast and it turned out that he was drunk off his ass and high as a kite. He was a bigger guy and he had a spiderweb tattoo on his head but that isn't even the best part. He thought he was spiderman and was talking about how he was searching for doc oc or something like that. He was taken away by the cops and I haven't heard about him since.
 

ShindoL Shill

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@staika *reads story. facepalms* He thought he was spiderman? The 'high and drunk' part makes a lot of sense though...
 

staika

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@Trilby: Yep and he was really high and drunk. I'm surprised he even knew how to open a door.

@Nouw: It made me LOL when the cop told us. It is one of my favorite stories to tell people XD
 

staika

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@Nouw: I have a lot of stories but that one is one of my favorites. Now that I think about it I don't think its a good thing that I have so many stories since all this stuff actually happens to me.
 

SkyeNeko

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@staika: MOAR FUNNY STORIES

i hope no ones tried to break into our house... it too me a lot o time to accumulate my stuff ;_;
 

sky14kemea

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@Skye: That's why I have a lock on my bedroom door, and I keep my favourite things in there. =P
 

staika

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@Skye: Sure thing, I can think of three stories off the top of my head that are pretty funny :p

Now would you guys like to hear:
1:) How I had to deal with a homeless man in DC

2:) The time I had to catch a pigeon at work.

3:) The time I had to deal with this Asian lady at work on the phone who wouldn't let me hang up.

Or do you just want me to type em all out :p
 

staika

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@Mortis: Yes story time but I still don't know which story to tell until someone says which one they want to hear =P
 

Tortilla the Hun

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@staika: Tell them all, mix them up. I wanna hear how you had to catch a homeless Asian lady while you were working in DC and talking to a boisterous pigeon on the phone.