Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)
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@Staika: I'd recommend getting a shotgun, just in case... There's nothin like the sound of a pump slide racking to make people second guess their trespassing decision.
@Trilby: Ahh, Cmon man. The American Mafia is the reason why the FBI came to be. Nowadays, gangs are sad, shattered remnants compared to the style and organization of the ones from the early 1900s
@Trilby: Ahh, Cmon man. The American Mafia is the reason why the FBI came to be. Nowadays, gangs are sad, shattered remnants compared to the style and organization of the ones from the early 1900s
@Mal but... they supplied my barbershop with the pornography that staika enjoyed while I trimmed his eyebrows...
@staika but, I do agree with Malik(I assume that is how you say it, therefore that is what I call you). at least get a handgun.
@staika but, I do agree with Malik(I assume that is how you say it, therefore that is what I call you). at least get a handgun.
All righty then, story time! I'll put it in a spoiler so I don't take up a lot of space 
So my dad works out of town most of the week and he has a truck. We don't have enough space in the garage to hold it so we keep it outside of the garage. Well one week my dad forgot to lock his truck and it had a remote garage door opener in it.
So in comes the criminal just looking around and he discovers that my dads truck is unlocked and it has a garage door opener in it. So he steals some of my dads CD's and opens our garage door but can't get into the house since we locked our door. So he left and went to my neighbors house which he was able to get into. During this time he was caught by my neighbor and he ran like the wind and hid in a bush across the street from my cop friend.
He was caught pretty fast and it turned out that he was drunk off his ass and high as a kite. He was a bigger guy and he had a spiderweb tattoo on his head but that isn't even the best part. He thought he was spiderman and was talking about how he was searching for doc oc or something like that. He was taken away by the cops and I haven't heard about him since.
So in comes the criminal just looking around and he discovers that my dads truck is unlocked and it has a garage door opener in it. So he steals some of my dads CD's and opens our garage door but can't get into the house since we locked our door. So he left and went to my neighbors house which he was able to get into. During this time he was caught by my neighbor and he ran like the wind and hid in a bush across the street from my cop friend.
He was caught pretty fast and it turned out that he was drunk off his ass and high as a kite. He was a bigger guy and he had a spiderweb tattoo on his head but that isn't even the best part. He thought he was spiderman and was talking about how he was searching for doc oc or something like that. He was taken away by the cops and I haven't heard about him since.
@staika *reads story. facepalms* He thought he was spiderman? The 'high and drunk' part makes a lot of sense though...
@Skye: That's why I have a lock on my bedroom door, and I keep my favourite things in there. =P
@Skye: Sure thing, I can think of three stories off the top of my head that are pretty funny
Now would you guys like to hear:
1 How I had to deal with a homeless man in DC
2 The time I had to catch a pigeon at work.
3 The time I had to deal with this Asian lady at work on the phone who wouldn't let me hang up.
Or do you just want me to type em all out
Now would you guys like to hear:
1
How I had to deal with a homeless man in DC2
The time I had to catch a pigeon at work.3
The time I had to deal with this Asian lady at work on the phone who wouldn't let me hang up.Or do you just want me to type em all out
@staika: Tell them all, mix them up. I wanna hear how you had to catch a homeless Asian lady while you were working in DC and talking to a boisterous pigeon on the phone.