Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[sky14kemea]

@Trilby: The mods have spoken!

*ahem* I mean...

I have spoken. :0

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky Okay. *stealthily steals staikas awesomely amazing all-powerful axe of alliteration before you can*

@Scary fact: So I Googled 'screw your god' to see if anything came up (I swear I heard it in a movie...)
The last result?
Is it safe to have sex with your dog? [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071126195602AANUnDd]
The fuck, internet?
What the actual fuck?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@staika: Aww...sorry to hear that you're that busy. Good luck studying!

You're probably not going to see this. >.>

@WP: This round has been fairly uneventful actually. I'm ok with the quiet. XP

@Red Sky: Did he have any sweet loot?

@Trilby:

Spoiler: Uhhh...wha...

 

[sky14kemea]

@Link: Naaah... I was sure he had a sweet axe of alliteration, but he must've hidden it somewhere. :/

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Red Sky: Aww man...and I've been farming for weeks hoping an axe of alliteration would drop. :/

Guess I'm back to grinding. >.<

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky Yes.
Hidden.
*chops metaphor wood*
But don't mind me.
I'm just a similumberjack.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@sky: D8 how could you sky?
@staika: nooooo come baaack

so you can ask a mod to ban you?

 

[CounterAttack]

Once again, a Medic saves the intended victim! Seeing a lot of medicinal help this time around. =D

@Skye: You can indeed. Though I imagine it has to be for a good reason.

Edit: Hah! A Medic also saved the killer's second target. Perhaps the third time will be the charm.

 

[War Penguin]

@Link: Yes... TOO quiet. <_<

@Trilby: ... WHAT.

.___.

@staika: A little extreme, don't you think?

@Sky: Damn it! He told me I would get that axe! No way in hell I'm letting you get it over me!

@Skye: Oh yeah. That shit's been done since the middle ages... Not sure how it happened during those times, but trust me, shit's been done since then.

 

[CounterAttack]

[HEADING=2]The next victim has been chosen (after two failed attempts)! Check those inboxes, people...[/HEADING]​

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@War I've been revising English a fucktonne.

 

[RaNDM G]

Still not dead. Glad to know Life Alert is on standby for this round.

 

[War Penguin]

@Trilby: I meant the canine intercourse... God, I never thought I'd ever have to type that sentence.

Also, I'm alive!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@War That makes a lot more sense.

 

[Jak23]

@CA: Wow, the medics are really pulling their weight this round!

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: Ok... *goes back and continues to be dead in the corner*

@Staika: WHY U ABANDON US???

@Trilby: Why u even looking at shit like that on the interwebs? Also, you don't get around much if that's the worst you've seen...

@Everything else: Why medic so damned good, why 2 new pages of stuff, why did I have to go to work and miss this, and why can't I think of another question to ask?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Very good pun. *golf clap*
Also, I was going to make a funny joke in reply to sky.
And it's not the worst I've seen. I just wasn't expecting to find worried zoophiles when I was looking for blasphemy.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: I suppose that would be something completely unrelated, wouldn't it?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal I like to keep my sins against God separate, thank you very much.
That's why I don't eat bacon sandwiches when I fuck dudes.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Bacon isn't a sin in my religion... However, being straight, I say you don't need to tell me about fucking dudes, and I don't need to ask.

I'm kinda like the army. I won't ask, you don't tell XD

EDIT: And with that extremely right wing comment, I await the bannhammer.

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