Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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GrimGrimoire

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@[user]Trillion Falcon[/user] Ahh, nice try. But the sea is my territory. I'm Norwegian, and everyone knows that every Norwegian is good at two things:
Skiing and Whaling.

Bow before my ancestral weapon!
 

Malyc

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@Mortis: Arrr, that be another tiara. I don't be gettin into the royalty type stuff, like I be tellin ya afore!

@Trilby: That actually be very badass... Too bad the recoil be enough to break yer arm. The Barretts be weighin 30 pounds fer a reason.


GAU-8 Avenger minigun. That be the weapon that the a-10 Warthog attack plane were designed around. That's right. Someone came up with this weapon, and they designed the plane AROUND it.
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Mal HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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IS THAT A VW BEETLE!?

And I suspect this is how that design meeting went.

Guy #1: "Good. Make the gun bigger. And give it more bullets. It needs more... everything."
#2: "Okay, bigger it is!"
#1: "Great!"
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#1: "Fuck. It's too big."
#2: "We already built a load of them."
#1: "Shit... I dunno, build a fucking plane!"
 

Tortilla the Hun

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@Malyc: Ye'll wear it or ye'll walk the plank!

...which I have yet to install.

@Trilocity: Indeed it is. Classic.
 

Link_to_Future

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I believe that I have somehow totally lost my grasp on this conversation.

 

Malyc

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@Trilby: Aye, that do be a Volkswagen Beetle indeed. And I do suspect that the conversation went much the way you say it did!

(GAU-8 avenger automatically wins any argument about what gun is biggest. Loadout is a 4 to 1 ratio of Armor Piercing and HE 30mm cannon rounds. Interestingly, the AP 30mm rounds have a depleted uranium core to facilitate armor penetration.)

@Link: I see what you did there...

@Mortis: Yar, I be refusin to put that anywhere near me head. I'd have to be takin me hat off, which I don't see meself doin.

 

CounterAttack

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Link_to_Future said:
I believe that I have somehow totally lost my grasp on this conversation.
You're not alone there... I'm still waiting for people to send me information before the next cycle can begin.
 

Link_to_Future

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@CA: Silly slowpokes slowing the slaughter simulation. >.<

@Trilby:
 

Malyc

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@Beren: Yeah, I truly be thinkin it do. 3500 rounds per minute kinda ups the ante when it comes to destructive power.
 

Berenzen

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@Malyc I dunno, 67 megajoules of force can deal a whole lot of damage to an area, plus you need to be able to penetrate. There's a reason why the military is building it as an anti-ship weapon, rather than just using a big ass minigun.
 

Malyc

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@Beren: I think that the GAU-8 would be able to do a fair amount of damage to a ship. Maybe not a carrier or a cruiser, but frigates and destroyers I could see it hurting. Plus, what is a warship without weapons emplacements but a target?

Hit that which is able to hit you before it can hit you, and you cannot lose.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I never said I thought the railgun was weak. It simply isn't PRACTICAL with current weapons technology. That said, I want 2 handgun sized ones, for home defense and a rifle sized one for hunting.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]