Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak So, how was your time in the Hole?
Maybe I should invest in that... I do have exams coming up.
*stabs prison guard in the yard*

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Horrific, it's like Link said, you're as good as dead.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Queen Trilizabeth: *stab-proof vest fails, leaving him bleeding out on the floor*

I was only...

...twenty years from retirement...

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Mortis: Hmm...thank you for being a member of the criminally underrepresented segment of our population that expires more than a week before retirement. I wish you the best of luck and sincerely hope that you live a long and fruitful afterlife. ^_^

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Clarence Mortgomery: *puts in time machine, sends 19 years and 365 days into the future*
How long until you retire now?

 

[Berenzen]

Interview tomorrow, starting to get a little bit nervous...


Captcha- clear blue water. Are you telling me to drink it? Or just go look at some calming ocean waves.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Berry Just take three dozen Valium, smoke some pot and hug some puppies.
That'll calm your nerves right the fuck down.
And maybe kill you.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Link: Screw your membership...these unions suck...[/last words]

@Trilly Cheesesteak: Five...

Four...

Th...

Thr...

*cough, hack, wheeze*

Three...[/last numbers]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Morting Dew: The correct answer was 1.
Also, those were word-numbers. Not number numbers. So your last words WERE your last numbers.

 

[Berenzen]

@Trilby I have the pot and the puppy, but I'm pretty sure that I won't be able to get 3 dozen valium that easy.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Statue of Trilberty: *ghost rises from his corpse*

Well, technically, but I don't worry about technicalities.

...often.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen: Do NOT put the puppy in the pot! No good would come from it!

 

[RaNDM G]

Put the puppy back in the pot.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Berenzen: I can think of no better place for the puppy than out of its skin, in a pot of water and over an open flame.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Mortis: Puppy stew does not make people happy unless it is seasoned very carefully. Do you honestly think you have the cooking chops to pull this off to such a degree that it will make me happier than a regular puppy? :/

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Dude... when I said pot, I meant marijuana...
uh...
fuckballs.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: You monster. You want me to get the puppy high?

Actually, you're right. That would probably be pretty hilarious. XP

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link I said HUG THE PUPPY.
But yeah, get it stoned.
Then film it.
Then put it on the interwebz.

 

[RaNDM G]

I SAID, put the puppy back in the pot.

 

[Berenzen]

@Trilby_And_Link Then get screamed at by PETA and other animal rights groups, get charged with animal abuse and suffer litigation.