Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika ...
Yo mamma so fat, he can't see his penis.
Because yo mamma's your dad.
Yeah.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@staika: QUICK! STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Spoiler: OR JUST JUMP IN THE SNOW!

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Gah that burns more than the fire!

@Link: *stops drops on roll's on gasoline*
*gasoline explosion*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika PETROL! IT'S PETROL!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: Eh...you say potato and I say potato. :/

 

[staika]

@Trilby: What link said, We call it gasoline here =P

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link so, we all say 'potato'.
@staika Yeah, but we made 'merica. So nyeh.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: Scotland made America? Weird... I don't remember the story going like that. >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link Well, the British made America. They founded it, and they populated it with English-speakers, and industry and tea and shit.
And British people come from Scottish people fucking Germans.
So yeah. We did.

At the very least, we made the language you speak.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Oh noes a technicality! Dammit that means you win.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Don't mess.
My law class got someone off an assault charge in mock-court.

 

[staika]

@trilby: Against me anyone could get out of anything. I am a terrible debater XD

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: I once convinced my debate class that our teacher was in a torrid love affair with the prosecution and was therefore an unreliable witness.

Damn...high school was weird.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika So was our defence counsel. We did LITERALLY NO research.
And we all thought the guy was guilty as fuck (it was a real case we used).

@Link

 

[Berenzen]

Technically gasoline is a more appropriate term. Petrol is short for petroleum, which is the crude oil that is drawn out of the ground. Gasoline is a refined form of it, alongside many other types of refined products like asphalt, kerosene, varying types of plastics, etc.

However, because those outside of countries that have or have had large oil reserves, they don't really get the difference.

As for debating, when I was representing Russia in a mock UNSC meeting, I managed to almost completely amend the bill so it was entirely beneficial to me.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Well done with that... I couldn't convince my way out of a wet paper bag without a lot of effort.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Berry That makes sense.
We Scots have pretty much all Britain's oil. That's really why England wants us to stick around. Probably.

 

[Link_to_Future]

My roommates are blowing bubbles in my living room.

There are certain things I'm going to miss about college. :/

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: I would just like to say we run the world.

Spoiler: Case in point.

 

[Schizzy]

@RaNDM: Didn't you get the memo? Cats rule the world.

Spoiler: Here's the memo again.