Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
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@Jobs: Ive worked 6 jobßs in as many years, and the only ones ive bated have been working retail. Not because I didn't like the work, but because my managers were dicks ...
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
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@Trilby: posted from a kindle... it doesn't care how stuff is spelled, it does what it wants.
 

Lost In The Void

When in doubt, curl up and cry
Aug 27, 2008
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@Nouw: As I said to Counter, I'm just enforcing the rules man

@razer: Seriously dude; I gotta take your head too?
 

razer17

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@Lost Well it would seem so. though I do plan on watching it in the Summer, along with reading my stack of books that I have neglected for too long. Before that, though, exams!
 

Tortilla the Hun

Decidedly on the Fence
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@Lost: Make sure you use the Eyelander. The speed and health bonuses can really pay off, maybe even save you from death. :p
 

Malyc

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@David: Pretty much. It'd be unfortunate for you to make your vote public and then get killed to try and throw us off the Killer's trail...
 

War Penguin

Serious Whimsy
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Link_to_Future said:
@WP: Dude! I totally found a picture of you online!

Wanna know something kind of ironic? The Penguin is actually my least favorite Batman villain. I mean, it's weird, considering that he has crazy hair like mine, dons a top hat, and [small](obviously)[/small] loves penguins. But I don't care for him. At all. Don't ask me why, but I just find him kind of dull. Mr. Freeze is where it's at! :p
Mortis Nuncius said:
@WP: *takes card and looks at it*

It's...blank.
It's where you put your message. These aren't difficult concepts to grasp, people!

@Jobs: Unemployed, here! Living with my mom while in a community college never felt so good! :D
 

Malyc

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@WP: WHY U SO NO JOB?

*hasn't stopped working since he turned 16, even through full time school*
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
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Hehe, I just thought it was funny that you both shared the hair and the hat. :p

I like Penguin as a villain though. He may be pretty goofy looking, but I actually think he's one of the more legitimate crime bosses in Gotham. He's more of a business man than a super villain. To each his own though.

I bet you just like Freeze because of the blizzard of puns from Batman and Robin. >.>

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It seems as though the mob has made its decision. Check your inbox.
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CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
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@Nouw: Would you believe that I haven't actually shelved any of them? Seriously, I haven't seen them come through the system.
 

War Penguin

Serious Whimsy
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@Link: ... Goddammit, it just keeps piling up, don't it. >_<

More because of this:

"To never again walk on a summer's day with the hot wind blowing in your face, and a warm hand to hold."

Why... why Schwarzenegger?! WHY?!? Dx

@Malyc: Hot damn, really? You're a goddam machine! <_<
 

Lost In The Void

When in doubt, curl up and cry
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@Razer: Well good, maybe I'll just accept your tenure into the Night's Watch then.

@Mortis: Are you mad son? A man of the North trusts only Ice to do his work
 

Malyc

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@WP: I've had too... Everything I have, school, car, and rent, have come out of my own pocket. I did finance 2k on the car to build credit, but other than that...

[sub][sub][sub]And ye wonder why I'm always broke...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

@Randm: NOOOOO!!! THE SUSPENSE IS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!
 

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
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Well, if RaNDM isn't going to post his death yet, you can have my execution.

Yup, you guys picked me. *sigh*

"How does the defendant plead?"

"Not guilty, Your Honour."

"Describe your whereabouts on the 27th April of this year."


These were things I had heard before... all of them inconsequential, really, in the long run. The arrest and trial was a farce, thinly veiled 'evidence' covering up the true nature of the accusations leveled against me. They thought I had ended the life of another... as if that would happen so soon, when one takes the first and last time I did so into account. Or, well, there had been that one time back in the early days before Murderville was a thing, but that had been a one-time occurrence.

The 'trial' was a quick one, with the jury so blind to the honest truths laid out before them. I remember catching some of them glaring at me. In truth, I have to say that I am a little disappointed by them. Why suspect me? Why even consider me as a possibility, so soon to the time when I took a turn to guide the actions of another? Such blind weakness... it will lead them to their destruction.

This was my last request: a pen and paper. My second to last request was that they did not kill me. I think you, reader, can imagine how well that one went.

And so as I write this, I face the trip to the gallows... hopefully someone will read it after I am gone. I look to my jailer... I do not know if this is ironic, or a simple happenstance. Either way, I find it morbidly amusing that the one who would prevent my escape is the one for whom I have come to care.

I try to reason with her. She ignores me. As I expected. She probably thinks I turned on her, thinks I betrayed her, thinks I would eliminate her at some point. But I could never do that. With my final hope gone, I offer a silent prayer to anyone in the multiverse who will listen. Naturally, no-one answers.

I shall not commit my final thoughts to these pages when we reach our destination. Nor shall I speak further. A silent protest, because words would fall on deaf ears. Instead, I remember a song sung by those who have gone before me. Granted, they were fictional characters on screen, but meh. It was a good movie, and I deem the verse fitting to my fate even if others would disagree.

Yo ho,
Haul together,
Hoist the colours high
Heave ho,
Thief and beggar,
Never shall we die