Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

[Lil_Rimmy]

My vote hath been cast.

On thy winds it'll travel.

Be thy gods, I am not all thath greatth...

Atth speakth Oldeth Englishth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Vote is on its way.

Spoiler: By raven.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: You use ravens to send messages too?

Spoiler: *tackle-hug*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril:
@Jak:

I prefer messenger penguins, myself.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak: Only on Saturdays. On Wednesdays, I use bears with jetpacks.

 

[War Penguin]

@Mortis: Interesting that you say that...

Here's my card.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@WP: Dude! I totally found a picture of you online!

Spoiler: Check it out everyone!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@WP: *takes card and looks at it*

It's...blank.

 

[David Bjur]

@Mortis: So where were you last night when our dear friend was murdered?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@David: I'd tell you, but there's children present.

But where were you when our dear friend was murdered?

 

[David Bjur]

@Mortis: I don't really want to tell you... It's private...

 

[staika]

I finally got a second job, I start next Saturday. Now I can work more than 8 hrs a week!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@David: Hello Kitty Online? I should've known...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika You lucky bastard.
So, where is this so called 'second job'?

 

[staika]

@Trilby: I get to work as a cook in my dads new bar. I get to work in a small room with a bunch of very hot things but at least I get more than 8 hrs of work a week now.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika And here I can't even get a single motherfucking job.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: It took me a few years before I even got a job and the only reason I got it was because my dad and my boss are good friends. And with my new job the only reason I got it is because my dad owns the place

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika: Fair nuff.

 

[razer17]

@Staika @TrilbyWill

You guys are not filling me with hope. I finish my final year of university in 3 weeks and will then have to find a job. I can't afford to live without one for 2 years. Damn you world!

Now anyway, I am off to buy some Swedish flatpack furniture. Damn you Captcha advertising!

 

[SkyeNeko]

@second jobs: i want one

the one i have now is because my dad an boss are good friends too... but its kinda embarrassing when your dad calls your boss and tells him to tell you something like "ill be 5 minutes late" or "can you get a ride home"