Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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NeoAC

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Every day is the same, just like the last. You try to block it out, but that threat still lingers like the Sword of Damacles hanging above your head by a heartstring. Your head remains on a swivel, lest you be caught unaware for even that split second that will give someone a chance to eliminate you. There ain't no rest for the wicked and uneasy is the head that wears the crown. There is only one problem. You gotta sleep sometime.

And as you wake up from that supposedly peaceful slumber to find that pool of warm liquid flowing around your neck, gasping for air as your throat struggles to operate like a cheap McDonald's straw that broke before that last drop of Orange Fruitopia hit your lips, like a last taste of life itself. Your eyes fade in and out, like a flickering TV channel in a dirtbox motel, as you look up at the face of the one who did this to you, smirking like the Cheshire Cat's demented cousin, glee practically oozing out of their eyes as fast as the blood leaves yours. You go to speak, but there are no words for this, so you just gurgle like a babbling brook threaded like a ribbon alongside a quaint little country house in Hell, and as the final precious ounces of your soul pour out onto the bedspread, there's only one thing that can really be said upon realizing that, like Chev Chelios, you have learned that this is the day that you die.....

You'll never get to see The Avengers now.

Damn it.
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
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@Neo: That is an interesting take on the death of yourself... I like it.
 

Link_to_Future

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Yes, NeoAC was struck by the killer. Now is the time for vengeance.

Send in your votes.​
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Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Link: Be ye prepared for the vote cannon teh be fired at ye?

No?

TOO BAD!!!

*fires the vote cannon*
 

staika

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@Jak: I'm sorry but he made me make it. At gunpoint while threatening my family as well >.>
 

Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Jak: Sometimes, the avatar generates too many smart ass comments... Plus, I WANT THAT TRUCK!!!

@Staika: Oh come on, your family wasn't even in the same house...
 

staika

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@Malyc: But you still could have done something to them, like bomb the house they are in. there are many possibilities.
 

Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Staika: But... I'm an honorable man! I'd never go after the family of the person I'm trying to... acquire things from.
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
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@Mal: That is a very awesome truck.
A lady like you shouldn't aspire to own such a beast!
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
Jul 11, 2011
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@Mal: It's sort of a requirement for princesshood.
Princessery?
Princeessantness?
Princessing?
 

Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Trilby: Only you seem to believe that I meet the requirements to be a princess...
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
Jul 11, 2011
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@Mort: Princesstution?

@Mal: And I will do so until you provide evidence to the contrary!
 

Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Trilby: I'm not going to post a pic of my manhood, if that's what you want...
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
Jul 11, 2011
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@Mal: C'moooon! I promise I won't print out multiple copies of it and plaster them all over my town as a monument to my ability to manipulate people!
 

Malyc

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Feb 17, 2010
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@Trilby: The only correct answer to that is likely to get me suspended...

AKA: Copious amounts of swearing and possible insults...
 

Malyc

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@Trilby: Of course you did. That's why I clarified.

Although, that would probably get me suspended as well...