Serial Killer Round 42 - Murderville TV (GM TRANSITIONED)

[Grim327]

Boy, you people DO get restless, don't ya?

 

[Jak23]

*Pours cup of piss on Trilby's head*
@Grim: Just a little...

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

It's easy to get distracted when people aren't being murdered

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Grim: *stabs*
Whatever do you mean?

 

[Nouw]

FIRST STRIKE!

 

[NeoAC]

You silly kids and your stab-fests. Back in my day, we took our time crafting interesting ways to murder people!

 

[Grim327]

@TrilbyWill Oww! What the hell? *Kicks Trilby's shin*

Captcha= life's too short. Seems appropriate for this rp

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@NeoAC So I take it you would spend you're time making gigantic Rube Goldberg machines to murder people?

 

[thespyisdead]

@MortifiedPenguin lol... have to remember that one for the time i get massacred...

 

[NeoAC]

@MP: When I get some spare time. Other times it can be death by chocolate, death of a thousand cuts, death at a dinner party, or if I've got the cash, a death cab. There are many ways other than simple stabbing, is what I'm saying.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Neo: *Impales on swan*
Creative enough?

 

[=y]

My nose is on fire.

 

[Malyc]

@=y: *puts nose out with water*

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc: Uh... That wasn't water.

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: Hmm... I thought it smelled like gasoline...

 

[Zero_ctrl]

[HEADING=2]Ladies and Gents![/HEADING]

I have just received word that killer has been unleashed! Where will he strike first? Which of you will fall first? Only time can tell.
Now remember, this game is a test of wit and cleverity. Those who are quick with the mind will will certainly stand longer than the rest.

So audience, place your bets now.
Simply call the number on the screen with a credit card on hand.

And players, good luck. The killer is bound to strike soon.

[HEADING=1]LET THE GAMES BEGIN![/HEADING]

 

[Berenzen]

Most impressive, 5 rounds without a role- at around a 1/5 chance to get one each time. That's a 1/3125 chance of happening... Has this happened to anyone else? Or am I a statistical anomaly with this game?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen: In the 17 rounds I have played this game, I have had a total of three roles. The longest stretch I went without one was eight rounds.

No, you are not an anomaly. Not even close.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Berry: This is my fifth round (I think), and I haven't had a role yet either (unless I got one this round and haven't received the PM yet due to shenanigans and even if I did I wouldn't tell you lot because it'd get my ass murdered and/or lynched and now that I've said that I'm probably going to get murdered or lynched so Imma just curl up in a ball with a stuffed bunny and a switchblade).

 

[Grim327]

(In a horrible British accent) I shall deduce the mystery and figure out who the killer is. *pulls out bubble pipe* Where's my right-hand man, Watson, at?