Serial Killer Round 42 - Murderville TV (GM TRANSITIONED)

[NeoAC]

@Will: I guess. *removes swan* But you're still not thinking outside the box enough. I mean, impaling is just fancy stabbing. *takes off hat with razor sharp edges, flings it and knocks off Will's head* Now decapitation, there's a death for ya!

@Killer being loose: Shit! *Steals keys to RBM's Somewhat Multi-colored Sky Fortress! and locks self inside*

 

[Malyc]

@Neo: What about dismembering?

 

[kingofkumquats]

Oh,boy. Here we go. Let's see. Gun, check. Knife, Check. Barbed wire fence, check. Catapult, check. Teddy bear, check. All right, I guess I'm ready as I'll ever be.

 

[sky14kemea]

(In a horrible British accent) I shall deduce the mystery and figure out who the killer is. *pulls out bubble pipe* Where's my right-hand man, Watson, at?

*In a slightly more convincing but still appallingly bad british accent* Damnit Holmes, what did I tell you about smoking the bubble pipe?

 

[kingofkumquats]

(In a horrible British accent) I shall deduce the mystery and figure out who the killer is. *pulls out bubble pipe* Where's my right-hand man, Watson, at?

Ooooh! I can be Watson! I can compliment you, make painfully obvious observations and get into dangerous situations and only occaisionally do something useful! What ho! Brilliant! Damn! need to be faster about this!

 

[Grim327]

*In a slightly more convincing but still appallingly bad british accent* Damnit Holmes, what did I tell you about smoking the bubble pipe?

Well Watson, you might not like it, but the pipe helps convince the audience that I'm thinking, it's elementary by dear boy.

 

[sky14kemea]

*In a slightly more convincing but still appallingly bad british accent* Damnit Holmes, what did I tell you about smoking the bubble pipe?

Well Watson, you might not like it, but the pipe helps convince the audience that I'm thinking, it's elementary by dear boy.

*sigh* Very well. I shall take notes, then.

(In a horrible British accent) I shall deduce the mystery and figure out who the killer is. *pulls out bubble pipe* Where's my right-hand man, Watson, at?

Ooooh! I can be Watson! I can compliment you, make painfully obvious observations and get into dangerous situations and only occaisionally do something useful! What ho! Brilliant! Damn! need to be faster about this!

Terribly sorry, old boy, but the position has been filled. *tips hat*

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Started already? Weird, I do believe I sent my number in time, and posted as early as the first page.

Well, since it's already started it would mess things up to let me in now. I'll just wait around for the next round.
Kill each other with haste, would you?

 

[Jak23]

Most impressive, 5 rounds without a role- at around a 1/5 chance to get one each time. That's a 1/3125 chance of happening... Has this happened to anyone else? Or am I a statistical anomaly with this game?

I've gone 10 rounds without a role...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Steke: Check out Page 2 for a short (two point) lists of things to do in Seattle.

Started already? Weird, I do believe I sent my number in time, and posted as early as the first page.

Well, since it's already started it would mess things up to let me in now. I'll just wait around for the next round.
Kill each other with haste, would you?

No garuntees. We'll likely be running around, voting like Washington chickens with out heads cut off. It's like that, for some of us, it won't be figuratively.

 

[thespyisdead]

*insert rage here* both Sherlock and Watson are taken...

in that case, i shall be *puts on glasses* Horatio *YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH*

 

[CounterAttack]

@thespyisdead: Yeah, small heads-up: ordinarily we don't make that kind of joke around here. It gets on people's nerves.

 

[thespyisdead]

@CounterAttack i'd rather keep my head down with the murderer out and all

 

[razer17]

@Berenzen The chance of getting a role would only be 1 in 3125 if it were truly random. Due to the nature of the game, and the fact that a number is picked by both you and the GM, it doesn't work like that.

You would then have to work out the chance of you picking any one number, the chance of the GM picking a number that would mean you get a role, accounting for all other players. It's a probability minefield and I have neither the skill nor the patience to figure out if it's even possible to calculate.

 

[Nouw]

Math? *Runs away.*

 

[Schizzy]

*With a firm grip, he raised the simple yet beautiful warhammer. As it reached it's apex, he let it fall, not wanting to force it's gentle descent from such heights. He didn't want to impose his will on it. That would be crass. He just wanted to but guide it.

It met skin. The implement pressed it against the skull on which it laid. It split and allowing it to pulp the flesh under it. Then steel met bone. And bone gave way, breaking apart as through it were latticework not unlike a spider's web. It laid bare the virgin grey matter within, where the metal let loose memories inside 'til there was none left.

Without these, thespyisdead fell to the ground, lifeless.

No more, shall he utter the hated words of Cain.*

@Neo: Artful enough?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Schizzy: *sniffle*

That was beautiful.

*resumes task of dicing onions*

 

[NeoAC]

@Schiz: *watching death performance through telescope* Very poetic, very graceful. Well done Grandpa Kitty.

@Malyc: It can work, but you're going to have to be pretty good to top that performance.

 

[Malyc]

@Neo: Indeedi shall... DAMMIT SCHIZZY!!! Couldn't u wait til my qustion was answerd before throwingn up that masterpiece?

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Mortis[/user]: Thanks for the tips! I'm leaving for San Fransisco today, so I didn't have the time to watch Prometheus, too bad really, I wanted to see that movie.

EMP was awesome though. Dat Sky Church.

And with that I'm leaving this tread.