Serial Killer Round 49: Carnival of Fear. The killer is dead. ROUND OVER

[Schizzy]

@staika: Oop... way ahead of you there, buddy! Thought of an idea and edited my earlier post.

Needless to say, we'll make MILLIONS!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Great minds think alike or so I am told. Regardless we could make billions if we could only improve them. Like giving them a human soul so that they can live like a true cardboard human.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Mayhaps we could... 'harvest' souls from dying men and women. But alas, where will we get such a supply from our little humble town of Murderville?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: If only there was someone nice enough to go around killing people, and then we can "borrow" their souls for a bit. Sadly nothing like that could be going on in murderville right? It is too peaceful a town for violence of that degree.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Wouldn't it be ironic if people got MURDERED in MURDERVILLE? Or is that a coincidence? No matter, it will be something to laugh about, surely!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: That would be too ironic, to get MURDERED in MURDERVILLE? Please no one would name a city something like that in hopes of a murderer showing up. Don't be silly.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika/Schizzy: "Sorry folks, already trademarked it."

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: You speak as if that means anything to us. We are not the most upstanding gentlemen here, we do not care for your laws or copyrights.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: "You'll care when I stamp it on cardboard girl's face."

[small]"No please not the face!"[/small]

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: So we'll get her a new face, the beauty with working with cardboard is that it is interchangeable. As long as you have duct tape of course.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: "All the duct tape in the world won't be enough to put her together when I'm done."

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: So be it, know that not a single tear will be shed. We can always replace her with more cardboard people, we know how to now.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: "Wow, you piece of shit."

"Woah, hey! Language!"

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Sounds like an idea that, buddy. Ductboard® ? Duct tape-reinforced cardboard. We'll be rich!

@RaNDM: Yeah... you keep cardboard girl. We're too busy being dead and getting rich to care.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy: "..."

[sub]*throws ball of yarn*[/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

"Must... resist... urge..."

*Willpower fail*

*Jumps off the JIB to chase ball of yarn.*

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! BEST YARN EVER!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That never gets old."

 

[deserteagleeye]

WHAT'S HAPPENING!? >:O

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

"Ach don't know what in the bloody 'ell is goin' on any moor!!"

 

[staika]

Calm down people, lets take a look at what we do know. We know someone's dead but we don't know who. So the next logical step would be to find the body of the dead person and poke it with a stick of some kind.