Serial Killer Round 57: The Dark Magi Rises Cycle 2 (Game Over, Magi is dead)

[NeoAC]

I am also alive!

@Michi: My house better have multiple taps.

 

[Barbas]

@Aero: I like this picture.

Spoiler

 

[Lizmichi]

@Neo It has as many as you want and of what you want. I gave you also some of my personal stuff, the good GM stuff. You know what I mean.

 

[Barbas]

@Dirty Cop James funs:

Spoiler: NSFW.

 

[deserteagleeye]

And I died! :'D

I shall write my death post later, for I have a serious case of writers block.

You whizzed on the fence, done and done.

 

[Link_to_Future]

I doubt there are any electric fences on high fantasy settings.

Why not? One would think that a persistent lightning enchantment cast through an iron bar would be relatively simple. It might require a reapplication every 36 hours but that's what you have lesser house magicians for.

/worldbuilding

 

[Drummodino]

My... My beloved is dead?

Spoiler

I'm going to get you Dark Magi. He was not yours to kill!

 

[FPLOON]

@House Mourningwood: Huh... Within the context of all that sexiness, I'm the black guy...

 

[kingofkumquats]

The unclean knight is slain?! NO! Save me Sir Lemon and Sir Lime!

 

[RaNDM G]

Well, that's unfortunate.

 

[SirDerpy]

Oh my god! They killed Funs!

He will be missed. As will his many visual novels, which I will be replaying in his honor.

 

[Lizmichi]

[HEADING=1]The Dirty Cop is dead. Sadly he was the Oracle. PM me your votes People.[/HEADING]​

 

[RaNDM G]

Lawyer is OP.

 

[Aerosteam]

@RaND: I think it was just bad luck for us again to be honest. Besides, this time we have the Priest to revive the Oracle.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Well, if looking through last round taught me anything, it's that things are going to get rather bad...

 

[SirDerpy]

@Aero: One Cycle Later...

(Players step into foyer)
"Oh my god! Oracle Funs, you're alive! But...but...how?"

(Dirty Cop sips tea)
"That's not important now. What's important is the information I was unable to share with you all before my untimely death."

"You see, I have figured out that the killer has a username starting with a 'B' and ending in 'arbas'!"

*Everyone gasps*

(James Funs sips tea again)
"I still have my other questions to ask, which I'll do tomorrow, but this should be enough to start us on the--"

(James Funs abruptly explodes into glitter and rainbows)
"...He died again."

One Hour Later
"Holy shit, they killed Priest Lizmichi!"

 

[Elfgore]

SirDerpy: Hey! Those visual novels went to me you son of a *****!

Spoiler: Epic fight of epiceness

This gathering of houses, just got a lot less sexier. Goodbye, friend. I'll miss you... *breaks out into sexy crying*

 

[Neuromancer]

@Derpy &@Elf: As the head of House Sempai, it is my duty to take these VNs from your hands until you reach the appropiate level of maturity.

 

[SirDerpy]

@Mourningwood Elf: Sheeeeeeeeet, Neuromancer-senpai Sempai noticed us. And not in the good way either. What say we set aside our differences to get those VN's back, especially Getting Dirty with an Even Dirtier Cop-sama? I call dibs on that one, by the way.

 

[Barbas]

@DCJf: How tragic, yet hilarious. Well done!