Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

[Terratina.]

@JoJo: Righty-o. I'll spill now.

Kira did not join the Escapist in 2008 and has a post count above 4000.

@Kira:

Spoiler: Come at me, bro. :P

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[Terratina.]

@TizzytheTormentor: I've had testimony from @username_sucks about his innocence. I'm inclined to believe him.

Wait...

You fit the criteria as well... >_>

 

[JoJo]

@Tizzy: And you too

Otherwise, from a quick check that list seems to be accurate.

 

[Terratina.]

@TizzytheTerminator: Until proved innocent, you are guilty. ;D

 

[JoJo]

@FizzytheFormentor: If I didn't already know that the Kira is T0ad, that's the sort of statement that would put you right at the top of my to execute list ;-)

 

[Aerosteam]

Oh boy, plot twist incoming. I can feel it...

Well, there you have it, the death bounced around 3 different people.

Kira did not join the Escapist in 2008 and has a post count above 4000.

Oh shit! The jig is up!

Since I don't think the GM is allowed to help any player, would you kindly post a list of all the current suspects, oh Miss Spy?

 

[Terratina.]

@Aerosteam: Methinks it's this:

@username_sucks
@Neuromancer
@Elfgore
@T0ad_of_Truth
@JoJo
@TizzytheTormentor

Though I doubt @username_sucks is Kira, for reasons previously stated.

@Tizz: A sleuth has to be open to all possibilities.

 

[JoJo]

@LizzytheLawnmower: At-least I'm not a failure of a sloth!

Spoiler

 

[Aerosteam]

@The Second Coming of Terratina.: Oh? I'm not a suspect?

 

[Terratina.]

@Aerosteam: B-buuut, you're the GM, Aero-senapi. D:

 

[Aerosteam]

@Tina.: Just sayin'.

Hell, I even counted someone voting for me as an actual vote.

 

[Terratina.]

@Aerosol: Lol, fair nuff.

 

[SirDerpy]

@Terrasaur: You kidding?

Aero-senpai is the sketchiest one in this game >_>

I voted for him every round...

[sub][sub]in my heart, that is[/sub][/sub]

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: The Ambivalence of FPLOON the Priest...

The Ambivalence of FPLOON the Priest
(via Reality Show-esque "interviewing")

Part 1: Where to begin...

Spoiler: Cycle 0

Okay... So, I was told that if I entered this "Shiriaru Kira" thing and survive somehow, then I would get a life-size <color=18ECDE>Rainbow Dash plushie... Now, I'm not saying that's the reason why I'm here or anything, but F[yay] IT! I want that f[yay]ing plushie, you know what I mean? [...] Yes, I do except <color=EB6FE1>Princess Celestia as my pony lord and savior, why you ask? [...] Praise the Sun!

Part 2: The abridged commentary...

Spoiler: Cycle 1

Dood, that one guy who rarely talked got murdered? Holy shit! This kira fellow's no laughing manner... [...] Who am I voting for? Hmmmm... I don't f[yay]ing know! It's the start of the f[yay]ing game, for <color=EB6FE1>Celestia's sake! [...] Praise the Sun!

Spoiler: Cycle 2

[...] What? Both the murders and the executions... I don't see them coming at all! [...] I'm telling you, whoever I vote for never f[yay]ing dies... Not to say that I suspect them or anything, but come on! If the next voting thingy ends with the person I voting for not dying, I'm going to be SO f[yay]ing dissapointed... You don't even know, yo! [...] Praise the Sun!

Spoiler: Cycle 3

F[yay]ING KIDDING ME! I mean, are you f[yay]ing kidding me? What the f[yay]?! [...] Yes, I did beat she contacted me and I responded with the whole "I'll use my role to save you" cliche... Don't get me wrong, I meant it, since I had no f[yay]ing clue who I would use my role for in this game anyway before I end up dead by either murder or execution, but still... I REALLY want that life-size <color=18ECDE>RD plushie, dood! Is that so f[yay]ing wrong? [...] Praise the Sun!

Spoiler: Cycle 3.5

[...] Intermission? Is that the only reason why I'm doing another one of these f[yay]ing things? [...] I didn't think about that, but really? I don't think <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.858702.21339276>reviving him would do any good... I mean, I'm not saying he "asked" for it or anything, but come on... [...] Yeah yeah, I still have that modified Evoker on me just in case I change my mind and yadda yadda yadda one shot reverse f[yay] I NEED A F[yay]ING DRINK, GLOB DAMMIT! [...] *sings* Burn... my... dread... *vomits* Praise... the... Sun... *collapse*

Part 3: The Greater Good...

Spoiler: Cycle 4

[...] Ahahahaha... Ahahahaha... That's a funny joke, "dood" with the GoPro camera... But seriously, who died? [...] Oh f[yay]! [...] Yeah, I'm going to do it... [...] Any last words? *sighs* Well, it sucks that I won't get that life-size plushie, I guess... I don't know... I got nothing... I mostly just feel ambivalent right now... But hay... At least we made it to CD 2... [...] That was a Game Grumps reference... Just thought I end it on a high note... [...] Burn my dread...

Spoiler: I will...

PRAISE THE SUN!
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