Serial Killer Round 63: La Fiesta de la Muerte! | C'est fini!

[kingofkumquats]

Ay, dios mios! A murder! At a party, of all things? Oh, why would someone ruin such a time of joy and merriment with such a cruel and heinous act? This is horrible!

 

[Malbourne]

Wait a second... I didnt have life insurance...

Let's just say it's more of a luxury than a necessity here.

 

[vulpez]

Alternatively, his username is almost the last in alphabetical order - if the killer did start in reverse alphabetical order, they missed vulpez. Rather suspiciously, I might add. Leading us to believe he is actually the killer.

Aw naw, you did not just accuse my boyfriend!

Aha, but doesn't he stand to gain the most, eh? From, umm, the...erm...ah! Life insurance! Yes, we call this thing a "motive", as he clearly stands to gain from your death.

*gasp* You're right!

@vulpez: You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister!

Wait a second... I didnt have life insurance...

Babe I did not abscond with your life all acussation are just ludacrious. Remember my life insurance would have covered both of our deaths? and the that whole name/list motive is [to qoute Scout] "Bonk". I already swore vengeance on the killer [who i am not] but iam not above adding those to my list who dare get in my way of that

 

[username sucks]

Alternatively, his username is almost the last in alphabetical order - if the killer did start in reverse alphabetical order, they missed vulpez. Rather suspiciously, I might add. Leading us to believe he is actually the killer.

Aw naw, you did not just accuse my boyfriend!

Aha, but doesn't he stand to gain the most, eh? From, umm, the...erm...ah! Life insurance! Yes, we call this thing a "motive", as he clearly stands to gain from your death.

*gasp* You're right!

@vulpez: You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister!

Wait a second... I didnt have life insurance...

Babe I did not abscond with your life all acussation are just ludacrious. Remember my life insurance would have covered both of our deaths? and the that whole name/list motive is [to qoute Scout] "Bonk". I already swore vengeance on the killer [who i am not] but iam not above adding those to my list who dare get in my way of that

I don't think you know what half of those words mean.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Holy crap what did I miss last night for this Round to reach 143 pages??!!

I am sorry to tell you sir but it's not just last night. You have been in a coma for the past 25 years.

 

[DoPo]

Holy crap what did I miss last night for this Round to reach 143 pages??!!

I am sorry to tell you sir but it's not just last night. You have been in a coma for the past 25 years.

Yeah. We actually rolled back the calendar by 25 yeas just over two years ago - in 2037. We had to avoid the Year 2038 problem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem]. Erm, we still haven't found the solution, though, but we are doing the research now. It should take 10 years.

If you know what I mean. [https://xkcd.com/678/]

 

[Headsprouter]

*spins bottle*

*the bottle points at dopo*

DoPo! You! It was you! The bottle has spoken! Trust a human to waste life so senselessly!

(I srsly RNG'd somebody to accuse)

 

[DoPo]

*spins bottle*

*the bottle points at dopo*

DoPo! You! It was you! The bottle has spoken! Trust a human to waste life so senselessly!

(I srsly RNG'd somebody to accuse)

Silly Headsprouter - a bottle is not an RNG, it's an RSG - a random spin generator.

 

[Headsprouter]

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES!

 

[Queen Michael]

So... who exterminated the poor victim, you ask? Who else but dalek sec? J'accuse, you alien abomination!

 

[Malbourne]

Silly Headsprouter - a bottle is not an RNG, it's an RSG - a random spin generator.

To be frank, every player here is a "spin" generator![footnote]The connotation being the manipulation of events for personal gain. Hoho, what a pun! Don't worry, I'll pat myself on the back.[/footnote]

 

[username sucks]

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES!

Don't believe the lies about the other guy's lies, in which I am lying about not to believe the dude accusing DoPo of lying when he, himself is clearly lying too .. .. .. did that make sense?

It makes sense if you don't think about it.

 

[FPLOON]

So when exactly does the fun start? D:

Well, if you replace the word "fun" with "ride", then...

 

[Malbourne]

@FPLOON: Well that didn't escalate quickly.

 

[FPLOON]

@Malbourne: Well, I had to elevate the original question somehow...

 

[Dr. Thrax]

So when exactly does the fun start? D:

Well, if you replace the word "fun" with "ride", then...

Spoiler: Remember

 

[Headsprouter]

Daaaggh, you're breaking my immersion!

I can't play MOBAs to save my life. I think it would take a really people like me-targeted MOBA for me to be bothered to learn how to play them.

 

[dalek sec]

Been trying my hand at Smashbro's on the 3DS.

 

[username sucks]

Been trying my hand at Smashbro's on the 3DS.

Great game, that.

 

[dalek sec]

Been trying my hand at Smashbro's on the 3DS.

Great game, that.

Not for me, I'm terrible at it... D:

Edit: I'm leaving the game, nothing is happening in it and just so slow I'm bored already.