Serial Killer Round 66: Cadaver Cavern- Cycle 2- Killer Executed!

[BeerTent]

In other news, the Oasis Mascot in Nova Scotia, Canada got attacked the other day. The Oasis ice bar[footnote]Work with me, the Americans think we live in igloos.[/footnote] has a long standing tradition of having a man in a chicken suit stand outside in an attempt to sell chicken wings to patrons who are parking their sled dogs. The alleged attacker struck the Chicken-man numerous times with his bare hands, before retreating to be caught by RCMP officers moments later.

The CBC's reporting [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/oasis-pub-s-chicken-mascot-punched-by-passerby-1.3102402] on this incident is lack-luster as usual. An eye-witness report is in the link below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WGQmWcrbs

[sub]I just wanted to join the video posting group.[/sub]

 

[FPLOON]

@Demagogue: If I learned anything from Spy vs Spy, it's that it doesn't matter which one you root for as long as they come out as the last one laughing in the end... (Also, the bass line melody is boss...)

Grey Spy. You root for Grey Spy. Always. Can't lose.

I only root for Grey out of neutrality and/or in various shades...

I don't know... I kinda see myself as a human in squid clothing because I embrace the ink fibers and shit...

In other news, the Oasis Mascot in Nova Scotia, Canada got attacked the other day. The Oasis ice bar[footnote]Work with me, the Americans think we live in igloos.[/footnote] has a long standing tradition of having a man in a chicken suit stand outside in an attempt to sell chicken wings to patrons who are parking their sled dogs. The alleged attacker struck the Chicken-man numerous times with his bare hands, before retreating to be caught by RCMP officers moments later.

The CBC's reporting [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/oasis-pub-s-chicken-mascot-punched-by-passerby-1.3102402] on this incident is lack-luster as usual. An eye-witness report is in the link below.


[sub]I just wanted to join the video posting group.[/sub]

Holy shit! Family Guy predicted yet another event! My glob, what would be the next prediction that will come true? A male-born male getting pregnant with puppy hybrids? Adam West becoming a mayor? Meg becomes my girlfriend-later-turned-boyfriend? I haven't seem possibilities like these since the unexpected catchphrase in the 3D Sonic franchise!
On second thought, maybe I have...

 

[Demagogue]

@Demagogue: What's your reason for wanting me dead?

It's the same reason it was originally... first round I didn't quite know who to pick so I randomly choose someone and you were it. I don't agree with Headsprouter giving us a re-vote, so I'm not taking it.

In other news, the Oasis Mascot in Nova Scotia, Canada got attacked the other day. The Oasis ice bar[footnote]Work with me, the Americans think we live in igloos.[/footnote] has a long standing tradition of having a man in a chicken suit stand outside in an attempt to sell chicken wings to patrons who are parking their sled dogs. The alleged attacker struck the Chicken-man numerous times with his bare hands, before retreating to be caught by RCMP officers moments later.

You don't live in an igloo? ... Why do you think I have a Husky, it's so I can get around town during the day.

>.>
<.<

 

[Headsprouter]

@Demagogue Honestly, revote made no difference on the final outcome.

@Caramel wow spammer pls report

 

[Dying_Jester]

cast.. in iron.. You better be making a bloody pot, boy, cause that pig iron you just made won't hold an edge. Bluntest vote ever.

A pan, actually.
I love cooking with cast iron...and gasoline, but that's a subject for a different time.
I also like long walks on the beach, singing in the rain, and reading a good book by the fire.
All with the sound of the screams of the damned going on in the background. We can't all be romantics, can we?

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

Huh. We're already voting for the first execution and I haven't even popped in to complain about being on another bloody list yet.

3 games in and I'm already getting too comfortable. Of course, I don't have the opt-out-while-taking-someone with-me power this time like the first two games.[footnote]or do I?[/footnote]

Hmm, video posting[footnote]I swear I had this figured out last thread. Shadow of the Colossus music starts 3min50sec in.[/footnote]...

 

[Fat Hippo]

cast.. in iron.. You better be making a bloody pot, boy, cause that pig iron you just made won't hold an edge. Bluntest vote ever.

A pan, actually.
I love cooking with cast iron...and gasoline, but that's a subject for a different time.
I also like long walks on the beach, singing in the rain, and reading a good book by the fire.
All with the sound of the screams of the damned going on in the background. We can't all be romantics, can we?

I'm starting to not feel entirely safe being in this cavern with you.

 

[Demagogue]

*gets scolded for continue to read*

I was hoping for something educational maybe... you know we are in a cave... There is learning to be had!!

 

[Armadox]

So, where are we at in the turn? Has voting went through? Are we waiting for a death post?

 

[Headsprouter]

So, where are we at in the turn? Has voting went through? Are we waiting for a death post?

W8ing on a death post m8.

Should have made one of my announcement thingies with the red text.

/shittyGM

 

[FPLOON]

@Headsprouter: Well, you did only sprout one head... Let's not get modest here...

 

[RaNDM G]

My American inclination for murder demands an execution.

 

[gritch]

Spoiler: Well I'm dead.

So here I am again. A cold, dark, damp cave full of murderous lunatics.

Great. Just great.

Take a vacation, they said. It'll be fun, they said. You've never seen speleothems like these before, they said.

Wrong! This isn't fun at all. And those are speleogens!

Go further in. Away from the others. Deeper? Deeper?

Deep into the cave I wandered away from the rambles of murders and ponies. Further and further down until the faint sounds of bronies dare not reach and the only sound is the dripping of water from stalactites and my own heartbeat. Oh and the voice.

Do as I command. Make my list. Carve it upon the wall before you. Do as I command.

I wave my hands and shoo it away. I know already. You don't have to keep repeating yourself. I reach deeply into my fanny pack (mandatory equipment for any tourist I was led to believe) and draw out my handy chisel and hammer.
Those simpletons will never see it coming. It's brilliant! My hands work rapidly. Words swiftly flow upon the wall - etched for all to see. Oh I'm much too clever! Much much too clever!

The Voice definitely agrees.

But slowly from the corner something draws closer. The light from my damp lamp reflects from its metallic surface illuminating the wall ahead of me. Before I can even turn around it's upon me - its cold metallic finger pointing accusatively.

LIAR! LIAR! It screams. Sirens scream - I cover my ears and drop down low.

So loud. Why so loud? I can't hear the voice if you're so loud.

The others come running and soon my quiet little damp corner is a buzz with the chatter of everyone. Accusations being thrown right and left. All the while that robot keeps screaming.

Why so loud? I can?t hear the voice if you?re so loud.

I scramble to my feet and defend myself to the metallic cacophony. It wheels upon me more furious than before.

KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

The chant never ends. I fall back down and cover my ears.

He's so loud. Why is he so loud? Where's the voice gone?

I finally look up again. There they stand. Rocks in hand. The metal one points furious at me again and the sound of rocks upon flesh drown out everything. My quiet corner is filled with a deafening sound.

And then it stops.

Good Job.

Ah there's that voice again.

[HEADING=1]I WAS THE SPY LAWYER![/HEADING]​

Spoiler: An explanation. Spoilers for length.

Well I must say @Aerosteam:

Bravo sir. Those were some impressive sleuthing skills.

I really did make a mistake that first screen cap. I didn't check the group chat before mocking up the post. I saw Headsprouter's post at 4:31pm saying he started handing out the roles and his post at 6:10pm saying all the roles were assigned so I decided on a time between those two. Honestly Caramel Frappe's post in between shoud've been a heads up but I don't understand what that dude's saying half the time anyway. You kids and your fancy l33t spe4k. *shakes his cane furiously*

So I messed up my forgery and you caught it. Good job.

It was me who wrote that rule, and I admit I made a slight mistake on it.

I was meant to say "everyone who is still possible to be a suspect" - which means no dead players, no players who have already been confirmed to not be the Killer because of a previous question. I think other older players will say that's been the case. Since gritch is a relatively new player, it would make sense he'd make this mistake when he made the list himself.

This really rubbed me the wrong way though. I made my list and I made sure to follow the rules as closely as I could. There was no way I could've known the rules were written wrong. Still I definitely could've played this off as Headsprouter making a mistake/not knowing about that rule discrepancy and come out of it fine. Honestly if that had been my only mistake it might've helped me. It would've looked like you were trying to fabricate evidence against me instead. Without my first blunder this one wouldn't have mattered anyway so I can't get too upset.

That screenshot gritch took looks very real too ... I cannot see any photo editing / photoshop mistakes. Either it's a very well done attempt or the real deal . . .. hmm . .. ...

Though, there is a much, much, much more simpler way of editing PMs, you don't even need something like PhotoShop. I'm suspecting gritch did this method to make these (almost completely accurate) screen caps.

You know about "Developer tools" on Google Chrome, right?

@Caramel: Why thank you. Those images were in fact photoshopped. I didn't know about Developer Tools until Aero brought them up. I actually just downloaded the first 30 day trial of ps for this too. I haven't had a lot of experience with ps but I did figure out how to do 3 things: copy, paste, and change layers. I copied a rectangle of the background to the right of the text I wanted to modify then pasted that rectangle and moved it over the text. Then I moved that down a layer and erased the text in the layer above. To insert more text I went and screen capped some of my old messages to get the right font/size then copied and pasted them into the forgery Frankenstein style. I wasn't pretty but certainly effective. I even thought to take another screen cap when Headsprouter's avatar was in a different position rather than reusing my previous picture. I don't think there was anything inherently wrong with the fogeries themselves but rather I goofed on the content.

I was rather proud of myself for that.

Well to be fair, it wouldn't be that hard to make an alt account, PM yourself whatever you want, and then Photoshop someone else's name as the sender.

It is in fact very easy to do so. And I did to create the bulk of the message. And I love your newer avatar. I would've felt bad having Saber killed looking so happy.

1. You have to believe there was a reshuffle in the first place.
2. If that was the case, you have to believe gritch has the second Spy chosen. Odds for this is 1 : 19.
3. Three users were involved in total so it should make a conversation through PMs ever so slow.

Just a quick correction here cause it was bothering me for a while, the odds of me being picked as the second Spy would be 1:14 (given there was already 6 roles given they couldn't have been chosen again). The odds of the Killer picking the Spy to be the Lawyer would be 1:19 however.

Edit: On another note... Gritch's avatar looks a little less trustworthy now. Is that REALLY science in your vial?

It is in fact still science. Though I seem to have gotten some tears mixed into it as well.
AND THAT'S A ERLENMEYER, YOU FOOL!
@Demagogue: I just have to say your post made my day. Everything I wanted to say but couldn't. I thought it important to feint being the innocent "deer caught in headlights". People are much more likely to believe someone is innocent and try to simply defend themselves if you're not overly aggressive and throwing around accusations yourself. As long as there was even some doubt in Aero's evidence acting up my role seemed the most adventitious. Though apparently it didn't help me enough.

Might just have to make that image my avatar after this. ^.^

But seriously guys no hard feelings? I took my role as Lawyer to heart and just lied my ass off. Hope it was as fun for you as it was for me. Now you just need to find the Killer and the round's over. Speaking of which...

 

[FPLOON]

@RaNDM: Is that the gun talking or the gut talking in this situation?

 

[Aerosteam]

 

[FPLOON]

You won't believe which black person I am in that gif!

 

[inactive123]

Well... that was interesting.

 

[Twintix]

God, I love that GIF.

Also, nice sleuthing!

 

[Demagogue]

@Aero: I... I'm sorry Aero. hangs his head in shame

You were right...
@gritch: I believed in you man... I saw Aero's 'facts' and was so sure he was just twisting the truth like some cherry picking media critic. There was no way you could be not be the spy... I feel so betrayed. I don't know how I'll make it through another day in this cave. My whole world is a lie.

All the feels... ALL THE FEELS.

 

[Headsprouter]

[HEADING=1]

[b][color=red]Welp, Gritch died.[/color][/b]

[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]

[b][color=red]Cycle 2 begins! Sausage rolls can act![/color][/b]

[/HEADING]

Gritch was the lawyer, in case you didn't catch that.