Fat_Hippo said:
So, to be honest, I haven't been able to form any sensible suspicions from what's been posted so far. So in lieu of voting for somebody random, I want YOU to try and influence me. Just *ahem* pretend *ahem* you're preaching to someone who's violent and easily influenced. To make it more authentic, I will generate some angry mob noises.
Aerosteam looks pretty shiny and grey.
If my papi taught me one thing it's to kill 'em shiny ones.
Why he'd just sit me down on his lap and tells me, "Son 'em shiny ones - 'em is ROBOTS."
His face twisting into a frown as he suspiciously eyed the hubcaps on our neighbor's car.
"Robots I tells ya! Gonna take over goddamn world they is!"
At this he quickly inverted his beer to clear any remnants before swiftly throwing the empty bottle at the afore mentioned hubcap.
"Ha! That's how we handle damn robots around here! Now you listen here son. You see any goddamn robots you show them what for!"
He grabbed for another empty beer bottle and threw it in the general direction of the hubcap. It landed about 3 meters far and to the left. Content now he went to lean back in his chair before suddenly realizing I was still there.
"'da fuck you sitting on me for! You're 16 years old!"
A mighty shove and I had fallen to the floor. A rough kick followed to make sure I learned my lesson.
"You get your damn Mother out here and tell her to bring me another goddamn beer!"
My papi was a smart man. I say we kill the shiny one.