Serial Killer Round 7 (let's try this again)

[sky14kemea]

I saw! Welcome to the game xD

Lead could get you pretty far, and Marble is always nice. I'm not sure what Spice can do but consider it your "Wild Card" xD

 

[axle 19]

I has joined nation game. I have gems, wine, and oil as my resources. Also King Maraxus is a benevolent dictator (my king) who is seeking alliances.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

King Archie F. Ury (My king, the country of Menaria's king) would like to make a trading and military alliance with you.

 

[axle 19]

What can you offer my fine kingdom in terms of goods my Fellow ruler.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Silver, Freshwater, and very fresh vegetables of all kinds.

 

[axle 19]

Accepted, shall we shake on it then.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Agreed. (Archie and Maraxus shake hands.)

 

[Cherry Cola]

SKY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I knew the government wouldn't know what to do!

Anyway, I have figured out how to find the murderer!

See, it's never the one you expect the most.

But it's also not the one you expect the least.

It's the one you expect... THE MIDDLEST!

 

[ultimateownage]

This has gone a bit off topic with the nation game now.
I would love to see how well I could do with a nation that has 3 resources, a massive sum of gold and platinum (like, for every 10 grams of earth you get 5 grams of gold and 4 grams of platinum.) and a massive human resource (I would have billions of citizens,) and other than that I would have nothing, no animals, no plant life, just a lot of gold, platinum and a very advanced nation due to the overwhelming amount of citizens meaning we have a lot of geniuses. It would be epic, it would be an awesome nation but would rely on trading a LOT.

O.T: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SKY!

*EDIT* I've thought myself up a David Caruso thingie for when I die, and I am now officially designating this round the official funny and weird deaths round, lets all do David Caruso's and other weird stuff when we die.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Mr UltimateOwnage, I'm by your side!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

SKYYYYYY!!!

Hmm... Damn, can't think of a Caruso joke. Well, looks like I'll be the one left out. I'm not very photogenic anyway so mine would probably suck.

 

[War Penguin]

I know. Don't feel bad, guys. It took me HOURS to think up a joke.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Don't worry about that, the puns at the beginning are probably the hardest part with making a CSI Miami episode.

Lord knows it's easy making the rest up.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Since I don't have Photoshop I won't be able to do a pic version of a Caruso one-liner, unless there's a generic online picture generator for it.

 

[Cherry Cola]

http://www.sumopaint.com/home/

You can take care of it there. That's were I do it.

 

[Quad08]

So....did i miss anything important?

 

[j1-2themax]

Well, apparently we're still waiting on another murder victim. If I'm not mistaken, sky was the last person to die, though you probably already knew that. Also, a bunch of talk about Caruso and an alliance in the Nation Game.

 

[Quad08]

Alright, thanks

Glad its not me again

*Dances some more*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AM I TOO LATE?! DID THE KILLER STRIKE?!

 

[DuplicateValue]

Nope.

He's still lurking. >.> .<