Serial Killer Round 7 (let's try this again)

[War Penguin]

Good point.

The victim is Pm0n3y.

Now, please send your votes.

 

[axle 19]

Vote away, and now to return to the safety of my volcano base.

"Flees"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I get Pheonix Wright in here Counter. "OBJECTION! My client, Fury is Me, has every right to be in a One-Uping contest with you, as do you with him. And both parties must first agree to discontinue the one-uping before it is declared null and void, SO IT SHALL CONTINUE!"

You mean... this?

EXACTLY!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pm0n3y? Hmm.... that's a strange kill... But technically I missed the kill so... DAMNIT! VOTE AWAY!

 

[CounterAttack]

@chromewarriorXIII: You think you're not photogenic? If it's not bad enough that I'm ugly fat, 13 and spotty, I look like a cock in every picture I have.

Well, you're only ugly, fat, and spotty if you think you are. Hell, I think I define sexy, but I'm not sexy or good looking in the least.

Anyway, here's my first attempt at a Caruso one-liner. I apologize in advance for it's suckiness. I realized after I finished it, I should have combined some of the speech bubbles but now I know better.

Spoiler

You know you love my sunglasses. You can't see it in the picture but if you look at them the right way, there's eyeballs and skulls on the lenses.

I love it. Brilliant line.

I get Pheonix Wright in here Counter. "OBJECTION! My client, Fury is Me, has every right to be in a One-Uping contest with you, as do you with him. And both parties must first agree to discontinue the one-uping before it is declared null and void, SO IT SHALL CONTINUE!"

Do you want me to get Alan Shore in here? Do ya?! Huh!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Do ya think you have the guts?! DO YA?! WELL DO YA PUNK?!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Hm. It seems the killer decided that it was best to kill me when I wasn't at a computer....interesting.
[sub][sub]that sneaky bastard...[/sub][/sub]

Well, it's about time. I was getting tired of living. Mostly because I wanted to write an awesome death scene.

Buuuuutttt it's five-something in the morning right about now, and I'm drawing to a blank. Maybe I'll get one in later, perhaps?

 

[CounterAttack]

Don't bother with writing one, take a few photos and make a Caruso! =D

 

[sky14kemea]

We demand a Caruso! :O

Pm0n3y NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :'<

 

[Quad08]

Well at least this one appears to be running smoother than the last few. Thats a good thing

 

[axle 19]

Well at least this one appears to be running smoother than the last few. Thats a good thing

Agreed, I had been following the last few and I noticed a slow down each during games five and six.

 

[ultimateownage]

I DEMAND A CARUSO! It is now official Caruso death round!

 

[Quad08]

I DEMAND A CARUSO! It is now official Caruso death round!

Don't expect one from me, I already have plenty of pictures of me floating around on this site...

 

[ultimateownage]

Well you're just no fun.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I refuse to post any photos of myself.

 

[ultimateownage]

I'm doing it, and I have a no picture policy of myself, 'cos I am fuck ugly.

*EDIT*
What's with all the new people who have managed to quickly surpass my post count in a number of weeks? Sleekgiant has been here since 21[sup]st[/sup] of January and already has over 7,000 posts, and fury got here in February and now has almost 2,000.

 

[Quad08]

I'm doing it, and I have a no picture policy of myself, 'cos I am fuck ugly.

*EDIT*
What's with all the new people who have managed to quickly surpass my post count in a number of weeks? Sleekgiant has been here since 21[sup]st[/sup] of January and already has over 7,000 posts, and fury got here in February and now has almost 2,000.

Probably from user groups and the Asylum

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm doing it, and I have a no picture policy of myself, 'cos I am fuck ugly.

*EDIT*
What's with all the new people who have managed to quickly surpass my post count in a number of weeks? Sleekgiant has been here since 21[sup]st[/sup] of January and already has over 7,000 posts, and fury got here in February and now has almost 2,000.

Umm yeah I'm a posting freak

Also I'm lost again, I needs updating

 

[Quad08]

I'm doing it, and I have a no picture policy of myself, 'cos I am fuck ugly.

*EDIT*
What's with all the new people who have managed to quickly surpass my post count in a number of weeks? Sleekgiant has been here since 21[sup]st[/sup] of January and already has over 7,000 posts, and fury got here in February and now has almost 2,000.

Umm yeah I'm a posting freak

Also I'm lost again, I needs updating

People died when they were killed

 

[ultimateownage]

Wow, how informative, pm0n3y just died and we are voting on who to execute.