Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

[Fat Hippo]

1) Holy crap do some of you not WORK or have SCHOOL?

Semester break, dude. Sweet, lazy semester break...though I actually have been working until yesterday. Gotta pay for them ramen noodles somehow, amirite? Anyway, that list is impressive as hell.

I would also like to note that my posting patterns have been extremely regular over the course of this round, and I should therefore be excempt from all further suspicions, as I have not exhibited any of the traits deemed suspicious thus far. *ahem*

 

[Scars Unseen]

Dear lord am I glad I waited for Guild Wars 2 to go FtP before trying it out. That was the most frustrating buggy experience out of any MMO I've played, and I'm including the Matrix Online beta where, when I tried to enter a building, the game sent me floating into the air and then dropped me to my death.

On the bright side, my drivers and BIOS are all completely up to date now, and I've installed the latest Windows updates on my system.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Dear lord am I glad I waited for Guild Wars 2 to go FtP before trying it out. That was the most frustrating buggy experience out of any MMO I've played, and I'm including the Matrix Online beta where, when I tried to enter a building, the game sent me floating into the air and then dropped me to my death.

On the bright side, my drivers and BIOS are all completely up to date now, and I've installed the latest Windows updates on my system.

That's interesting, I've generally heard nothing but good things about GW2 in the past, though since I'm not an MMO guy, I was never going to buy it anyway. Maybe the servers are overloaded by the people flooding in now that it's free-to-play?

 

[Scars Unseen]

Dear lord am I glad I waited for Guild Wars 2 to go FtP before trying it out. That was the most frustrating buggy experience out of any MMO I've played, and I'm including the Matrix Online beta where, when I tried to enter a building, the game sent me floating into the air and then dropped me to my death.

On the bright side, my drivers and BIOS are all completely up to date now, and I've installed the latest Windows updates on my system.

That's interesting, I've generally heard nothing but good things about GW2 in the past, though since I'm not an MMO guy, I was never going to buy it anyway. Maybe the servers are overloaded by the people flooding in now that it's free-to-play?

Nothing like that. The game pretty much crashes my entire PC after a few minutes every time. I've done pretty much everything you can to troubleshoot short of hardware replacement and an OS reinstall, and nothing has made a single bit of difference. Apparently this has been a problem with a small percentage of people who have tried to play the game since the beginning, and as far as I can tell, no definitive solution has ever been found. Looks like I'm one of those people. Yay, me.

I was kind of getting the MMO bug again, and I thought this would be a good one to get into. Apparently the game feels otherwise. Maybe I'll try FF14 next.

 

[Dying_Jester]

I was kind of getting the MMO bug again, and I thought this would be a good one to get into. Apparently the game feels otherwise. Maybe I'll try FF14 next.

I can definitely vouch for Final Fantasy 14.
And this is coming from a guy whose iron rule for MMOs before playing it was "Never if it requires a subscription".
Now I have one class at the new level cap, my Mining class half way there, working on training my character in one of the Tank classes and I'm halfway through my third month of playing this game almost exclusively.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@CaramelFrappe: "Acing my classes"...Yeah, that's what I tell myself at the start of every semester too, heheh.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Dear lord am I glad I waited for Guild Wars 2 to go FtP before trying it out. That was the most frustrating buggy experience out of any MMO I've played, and I'm including the Matrix Online beta where, when I tried to enter a building, the game sent me floating into the air and then dropped me to my death.

On the bright side, my drivers and BIOS are all completely up to date now, and I've installed the latest Windows updates on my system.

That's interesting, I've generally heard nothing but good things about GW2 in the past, though since I'm not an MMO guy, I was never going to buy it anyway. Maybe the servers are overloaded by the people flooding in now that it's free-to-play?

Nothing like that. The game pretty much crashes my entire PC after a few minutes every time. I've done pretty much everything you can to troubleshoot short of hardware replacement and an OS reinstall, and nothing has made a single bit of difference. Apparently this has been a problem with a small percentage of people who have tried to play the game since the beginning, and as far as I can tell, no definitive solution has ever been found. Looks like I'm one of those people. Yay, me.

I was kind of getting the MMO bug again, and I thought this would be a good one to get into. Apparently the game feels otherwise. Maybe I'll try FF14 next.

That's unfortunate. I used to play GW2 and it worked fine. I stopped because my friends weren't playing as much and we never got around to doing Fractals

 

[Demagogue]

Things I've learnt making this list.
1) Holy crap do some of you not WORK or have SCHOOL?

@Demagogue: Well, it was summer break, plus my job wasn't getting enough weddings / parties set up so they didn't call many in to help around the church. Things should pick up now, especially with myself back in college and acing my classes (or trying to at least lol).

You're in your own little group Frappe... I'm convinced you're a robot, and don't sleep... it is the only way! O_O

 

[Dying_Jester]

Things I've learnt making this list.
1) Holy crap do some of you not WORK or have SCHOOL?

@Demagogue: Well, it was summer break, plus my job wasn't getting enough weddings / parties set up so they didn't call many in to help around the church. Things should pick up now, especially with myself back in college and acing my classes (or trying to at least lol).

You're in your own little group Frappe... I'm convinced you're a robot, and don't sleep... it is the only way! O_O

Or a killer robot! Dun dun duuuunn! It explains his constant habit of making an empty post on each page, so his system is up to date. And so he can constantly keep watch on us all.
Murderous robot.
Totally.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Things I've learnt making this list.
1) Holy crap do some of you not WORK or have SCHOOL?

@Demagogue: Well, it was summer break, plus my job wasn't getting enough weddings / parties set up so they didn't call many in to help around the church. Things should pick up now, especially with myself back in college and acing my classes (or trying to at least lol).

You're in your own little group Frappe... I'm convinced you're a robot, and don't sleep... it is the only way! O_O

Or a killer robot! Dun dun duuuunn! It explains his constant habit of making an empty post on each page, so his system is up to date. And so he can constantly keep watch on us all.
Murderous robot.
Totally.

Low quality American robot that needs to update through such convoluted means!

 

[snekadid]

All my interactions are in the evening cause thats when i get out of work..... im not makinh any secret meeting times with anyone. Killer or no. Also execution pm when i get home.

 

[Crysan]

*gets popcorn* I wanna see who we killed!

 

[EvilRoy]

Yes, enjoy your american popcorn! We will see who has the last laugh.

 

[snekadid]

[HEADING=1] Someones done got shot out the torpedo tubes![/HEADING]
I choose to believe that they were alive when it happened. ^_^
Voting was super close right up till the end, was very surprised about how that turned out.

 

[Demagogue]

All my interactions are in the evening cause thats when i get out of work..... im not makinh any secret meeting times with anyone. Killer or no. Also execution pm when i get home.

Right right I didn't mean you were scheming just that using the fact that EvilRoy is also on in the evenings.

 

[Crysan]

Yes, enjoy your american popcorn! We will see who has the last laugh.

Pfft, comrades like popcorn too. It's even got an ugly a strong popcorn wife picture!

 

[snekadid]

All my interactions are in the evening cause thats when i get out of work..... im not makinh any secret meeting times with anyone. Killer or no. Also execution pm when i get home.

Right right I didn't mean you were scheming just that using the fact that EvilRoy is also on in the evenings.

Wait, if the suspicion was because we were on at similar times, wouldnt that go against your theory of evilroy since the whole origin of this theory was because it took so long for the murder team to get back to me? Im just curious if i missed something in this evidence chain XD

 

[EvilRoy]

The evidence chain is "we want to kill EvilRoy". But I am alive! The one party system works! Now I get to look forward to another round of trying not to be killed by my comrades... Just like the Кремль...
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Мне нужно сигарету. Любой, есть пачка ?

@Crysan

Wow that looks like the word flavourless. Must everything in our glorious communist utopia be so bleak?

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: I'm dead...

...on the inside, that is... Maybe this weekend's Equestria LA would fix that shit up for me!

 

[Demagogue]

Wha... ? Oh wow... I didn't see DCJ getting knocked out.

@kittycomander: and by votes he means the summary, not actually who voted for whom.