Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: See, I avoid all this drama by just voting for the killer!

In Soviet Russia, killer votes for you

Yeah probably, but the rabble is too diverse for votes to actually matter. I'm hoping for another tie roulette

His vote may put you on the roulette. Or above it. (Also it would be his first vote for you since you have yet to appear on the sub's most hated list)

But I think we have this killer in the bag. Or rather this EvilRoy in the grave.

Meh, I'd temper your expectations.

On him dying or him being the killer?

I'm pretty sure he's dead now since voters are uniting to numbers higher than 2.

As for him being guilty, I kind of have to hope he better be now that I got things rolling since if he's not I'm probably dead. So I better be optimistic...

Roy's still alive. Were your expectations tempered?

Not too surprised. Still kind of surprised

I'm going to guess that maybe the killer and lawyer got the trickster with them. By now probably the decoy(Frappe I bet) too. Because we had a lot of people together so I'm guessing there had to be another group who coordinated. We'll see when we have the votes out

I think the votes just went scatter shot. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another tie. Though Armadox leading by a couple of votes seems plausible as well.

Spoiler: He was innocent You guys killed Armadox dead His blood was vodka

For there by which I stood alone, abreast to the situation, but never can I be telling what I know. I sit here, my brain a washed and reeling the memories of that which got us all assigned to this god forsaken sub. Reliving them over and over. The projector showing no reprieve as it taunts me without intermission. We stood proud and bright eyed then as we boarded it's cold hollowed walls. Unnatural. Unkind.

I have not been sober since.

Now I sit and drink with the memories of our own misfortune, it's words as bitter as the spirits by which I drown out all other feelings. Cold and deadened on the inside to match the indifference of the sea. She bade us no glory when we entered her embrace. I was once not to long ago afeared I will never see my family again, though that has passed. I now revel in the small kindness that they will not see me like this. I will be remembered a good man, a hero. I'll bask in that knowledge until I am long forgotten.

A long aching need to let my fellow comrades of this precarious submersible understand their situation. I have seen the villainous scourge. The dark shadow that hangs over my friends, and causes them so much suffering. There, an ally, oh merciful day, be haste now, I have to warn Demagogue of this treacherous killer that plagues us now!

"Eat handfuls of gravel!
Bite the nose that feeds you!
Bring the flag down!
The bands has stopped playing!"

I nod, watching his face to see if he understands the depth of the situation. He must help me. Oh by all there is, he must! But, he turns his back, smoking his cigarette in peace. There will be no salvation from this man. I take my leave, screaming down the main walkway.

"We've left the television on!
Where have all the cowboys gone!
There's no cure for apathy!
Fill my boots with honey!
I don't want to be here anymore..."

A stirring of men come up from the path, watching me with confusion. I have them, they have to hear my words now. I know who it is! They know that I am trustworthy, and that I will be by their side this day. I tell them who the saboteur is!

"Droit du seigneur is boys in the yard.
Bring in the bacon cannon.
There is no one left.
The clock strikes the hearts of men.
Insert the bathroom plug into your spinal cord!
Drain the tub.
Drain the tub.
We're all going down!"

A moment of joy fills me. I have done it. I have saved us all! I watch them excitedly as I know they'll follow me to the culprit, and end his existance. For mother Russia we'll be home yet. I watch their faces turn to surprie at my words. They must see. Then, it's replaced slowly with anger.

Panic! Pain! I am running from them now, sequestered in the storage closet as they bang on the door. They must have been turned by the american spy already. I am the last one still faithful to my flag and country. Oh, dear country, I have failed you. A tear for my fellow men as I gather up a wrench and wait for the door to be knocked in.

"Differentiate the blood pudding!
There is no time to wait!
We're all on the short bus now!
Let them ride!"

There is a final bang as they crawl into the room, the storage I had been tasked to watch the supplies of, and drag me out of the crates. I can feel boots taken to my head as my vision ebbs and darkens at the edges. I surely have found my fall today.

"He's drank all of our stocks! We're out of all the alcohol on the vessel captain! Even the rubbing kind from the medical kits. I have no idea how he's still standing."

His words make no sense to me, but I feel it's only their means to justify their actions next. These curs! Mutineers! How dare they stand before me, a true and honored member, and send up such bile as to challenge my words. Do they not understand I am helping? Have they been swayed already! I must break free, and find the captain. He has to know!

I crack radio private Headsprouter in the face with the wrench as I move past him. Fingers reaching, tugging at my clothing as I'm wrestled to the ground. I look up and see my worst fear. The American stands before me. I try to reach the pistol holstered at my side. I will not this day be condemned by the ignorant and the fearful. I feel the steel toe come down upon my temple even as I think this. My vision fades, I can feel the blood pumping i9n my head. Tonight I will dine with death, and I await his offerings. I struggle once more, my body convulsing as I let them know it is him...

"Turn out the lights
The band can stop playing.
Nothing more to see here.
We'll be home by mourning!"

Okay Jim Morrison.

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

4 out of a dozen votes?

Are 5 other votes likely to land on top each other without coordination? 4 is substantial to beat purely at random

Not when there's this much suspicion going around. Frappe said s/he wasn't voting for Evilroy, so just 3 other people had to agree for it to be a tie. Remember, there are several quiet people who have their own opinions.

Yeah but they would have to coordinate with each other. Pure randomness won't get 5 all on Armadox I don't think. I don't think voting Armadox is such a controversial vote that they would have to hide it if they wanted to band together.

Armadox wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous individual. People banding against him independently doesn't seem that far fetched.

Maybe not. But it wasn't any more united before this. Last vote had a ton of 2s. Now 3 others all jumped on him when they had other targets before? Eh.

A lot more talking went on last cycle. People changed their mind.

 

[Armadox]

Roy didn't die and that baffles me. The person I voted for ended up dying instead ... now that's some funky business right there.

You killed me Frappe. Killed meeeeeeeee! I thought we was friiiieeeeeennnnddssss...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand Revenant: Hey, i'm not saying you're wrong nor you're a bad person mate. I'm just advising you as to why i'm not going after Roy myself. Heck you even know I admire the evidence you have against him ... and never stated you guys should stop trying to kill him. I'm more against the bandwagon effect than the legitimate stuff really but even with that said ....

Roy didn't die and that baffles me. The person I voted for ended up dying instead ... now that's some funky business right there.

Yeah but the thing is you just said you try and make us rethink the evidence. But you don't actually do, you keep saying you're not convinced without much of a reason for it and that is a bit suspicious. Your reason against Roy has just been you don't think it's sufficient... but you votes for Armadox on what seemed to be even less reason. It sounds a bit like it could just be excuses. I'm pretty sure Roy's the killer so I wouldn't go for you but if I had to say I'd think you're likely to be the decoy

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: See, I avoid all this drama by just voting for the killer!

In Soviet Russia, killer votes for you

Yeah probably, but the rabble is too diverse for votes to actually matter. I'm hoping for another tie roulette

His vote may put you on the roulette. Or above it. (Also it would be his first vote for you since you have yet to appear on the sub's most hated list)

But I think we have this killer in the bag. Or rather this EvilRoy in the grave.

Meh, I'd temper your expectations.

On him dying or him being the killer?

I'm pretty sure he's dead now since voters are uniting to numbers higher than 2.

As for him being guilty, I kind of have to hope he better be now that I got things rolling since if he's not I'm probably dead. So I better be optimistic...

Roy's still alive. Were your expectations tempered?

Not too surprised. Still kind of surprised

I'm going to guess that maybe the killer and lawyer got the trickster with them. By now probably the decoy(Frappe I bet) too. Because we had a lot of people together so I'm guessing there had to be another group who coordinated. We'll see when we have the votes out

I think the votes just went scatter shot. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another tie. Though Armadox leading by a couple of votes seems plausible as well.

Spoiler: He was innocent You guys killed Armadox dead His blood was vodka

For there by which I stood alone, abreast to the situation, but never can I be telling what I know. I sit here, my brain a washed and reeling the memories of that which got us all assigned to this god forsaken sub. Reliving them over and over. The projector showing no reprieve as it taunts me without intermission. We stood proud and bright eyed then as we boarded it's cold hollowed walls. Unnatural. Unkind.

I have not been sober since.

Now I sit and drink with the memories of our own misfortune, it's words as bitter as the spirits by which I drown out all other feelings. Cold and deadened on the inside to match the indifference of the sea. She bade us no glory when we entered her embrace. I was once not to long ago afeared I will never see my family again, though that has passed. I now revel in the small kindness that they will not see me like this. I will be remembered a good man, a hero. I'll bask in that knowledge until I am long forgotten.

A long aching need to let my fellow comrades of this precarious submersible understand their situation. I have seen the villainous scourge. The dark shadow that hangs over my friends, and causes them so much suffering. There, an ally, oh merciful day, be haste now, I have to warn Demagogue of this treacherous killer that plagues us now!

"Eat handfuls of gravel!
Bite the nose that feeds you!
Bring the flag down!
The bands has stopped playing!"

I nod, watching his face to see if he understands the depth of the situation. He must help me. Oh by all there is, he must! But, he turns his back, smoking his cigarette in peace. There will be no salvation from this man. I take my leave, screaming down the main walkway.

"We've left the television on!
Where have all the cowboys gone!
There's no cure for apathy!
Fill my boots with honey!
I don't want to be here anymore..."

A stirring of men come up from the path, watching me with confusion. I have them, they have to hear my words now. I know who it is! They know that I am trustworthy, and that I will be by their side this day. I tell them who the saboteur is!

"Droit du seigneur is boys in the yard.
Bring in the bacon cannon.
There is no one left.
The clock strikes the hearts of men.
Insert the bathroom plug into your spinal cord!
Drain the tub.
Drain the tub.
We're all going down!"

A moment of joy fills me. I have done it. I have saved us all! I watch them excitedly as I know they'll follow me to the culprit, and end his existance. For mother Russia we'll be home yet. I watch their faces turn to surprie at my words. They must see. Then, it's replaced slowly with anger.

Panic! Pain! I am running from them now, sequestered in the storage closet as they bang on the door. They must have been turned by the american spy already. I am the last one still faithful to my flag and country. Oh, dear country, I have failed you. A tear for my fellow men as I gather up a wrench and wait for the door to be knocked in.

"Differentiate the blood pudding!
There is no time to wait!
We're all on the short bus now!
Let them ride!"

There is a final bang as they crawl into the room, the storage I had been tasked to watch the supplies of, and drag me out of the crates. I can feel boots taken to my head as my vision ebbs and darkens at the edges. I surely have found my fall today.

"He's drank all of our stocks! We're out of all the alcohol on the vessel captain! Even the rubbing kind from the medical kits. I have no idea how he's still standing."

His words make no sense to me, but I feel it's only their means to justify their actions next. These curs! Mutineers! How dare they stand before me, a true and honored member, and send up such bile as to challenge my words. Do they not understand I am helping? Have they been swayed already! I must break free, and find the captain. He has to know!

I crack radio private Headsprouter in the face with the wrench as I move past him. Fingers reaching, tugging at my clothing as I'm wrestled to the ground. I look up and see my worst fear. The American stands before me. I try to reach the pistol holstered at my side. I will not this day be condemned by the ignorant and the fearful. I feel the steel toe come down upon my temple even as I think this. My vision fades, I can feel the blood pumping i9n my head. Tonight I will dine with death, and I await his offerings. I struggle once more, my body convulsing as I let them know it is him...

"Turn out the lights
The band can stop playing.
Nothing more to see here.
We'll be home by mourning!"

Okay Jim Morrison.

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

4 out of a dozen votes?

Are 5 other votes likely to land on top each other without coordination? 4 is substantial to beat purely at random

Not when there's this much suspicion going around. Frappe said s/he wasn't voting for Evilroy, so just 3 other people had to agree for it to be a tie. Remember, there are several quiet people who have their own opinions.

Yeah but they would have to coordinate with each other. Pure randomness won't get 5 all on Armadox I don't think. I don't think voting Armadox is such a controversial vote that they would have to hide it if they wanted to band together.

Armadox wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous individual. People banding against him independently doesn't seem that far fetched.

Maybe not. But it wasn't any more united before this. Last vote had a ton of 2s. Now 3 others all jumped on him when they had other targets before? Eh.

A lot more talking went on last cycle. People changed their mind.

But what about the talk involved Armadox being pointed at?

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Roy didn't die and that baffles me. The person I voted for ended up dying instead ... now that's some funky business right there.

You killed me Frappe. Killed meeeeeeeee! I thought we was friiiieeeeeennnnddssss...

Killed by a caramel frappe. What a way to go...

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: See, I avoid all this drama by just voting for the killer!

In Soviet Russia, killer votes for you

Yeah probably, but the rabble is too diverse for votes to actually matter. I'm hoping for another tie roulette

His vote may put you on the roulette. Or above it. (Also it would be his first vote for you since you have yet to appear on the sub's most hated list)

But I think we have this killer in the bag. Or rather this EvilRoy in the grave.

Meh, I'd temper your expectations.

On him dying or him being the killer?

I'm pretty sure he's dead now since voters are uniting to numbers higher than 2.

As for him being guilty, I kind of have to hope he better be now that I got things rolling since if he's not I'm probably dead. So I better be optimistic...

Roy's still alive. Were your expectations tempered?

Not too surprised. Still kind of surprised

I'm going to guess that maybe the killer and lawyer got the trickster with them. By now probably the decoy(Frappe I bet) too. Because we had a lot of people together so I'm guessing there had to be another group who coordinated. We'll see when we have the votes out

I think the votes just went scatter shot. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another tie. Though Armadox leading by a couple of votes seems plausible as well.

Spoiler: He was innocent You guys killed Armadox dead His blood was vodka

For there by which I stood alone, abreast to the situation, but never can I be telling what I know. I sit here, my brain a washed and reeling the memories of that which got us all assigned to this god forsaken sub. Reliving them over and over. The projector showing no reprieve as it taunts me without intermission. We stood proud and bright eyed then as we boarded it's cold hollowed walls. Unnatural. Unkind.

I have not been sober since.

Now I sit and drink with the memories of our own misfortune, it's words as bitter as the spirits by which I drown out all other feelings. Cold and deadened on the inside to match the indifference of the sea. She bade us no glory when we entered her embrace. I was once not to long ago afeared I will never see my family again, though that has passed. I now revel in the small kindness that they will not see me like this. I will be remembered a good man, a hero. I'll bask in that knowledge until I am long forgotten.

A long aching need to let my fellow comrades of this precarious submersible understand their situation. I have seen the villainous scourge. The dark shadow that hangs over my friends, and causes them so much suffering. There, an ally, oh merciful day, be haste now, I have to warn Demagogue of this treacherous killer that plagues us now!

"Eat handfuls of gravel!
Bite the nose that feeds you!
Bring the flag down!
The bands has stopped playing!"

I nod, watching his face to see if he understands the depth of the situation. He must help me. Oh by all there is, he must! But, he turns his back, smoking his cigarette in peace. There will be no salvation from this man. I take my leave, screaming down the main walkway.

"We've left the television on!
Where have all the cowboys gone!
There's no cure for apathy!
Fill my boots with honey!
I don't want to be here anymore..."

A stirring of men come up from the path, watching me with confusion. I have them, they have to hear my words now. I know who it is! They know that I am trustworthy, and that I will be by their side this day. I tell them who the saboteur is!

"Droit du seigneur is boys in the yard.
Bring in the bacon cannon.
There is no one left.
The clock strikes the hearts of men.
Insert the bathroom plug into your spinal cord!
Drain the tub.
Drain the tub.
We're all going down!"

A moment of joy fills me. I have done it. I have saved us all! I watch them excitedly as I know they'll follow me to the culprit, and end his existance. For mother Russia we'll be home yet. I watch their faces turn to surprie at my words. They must see. Then, it's replaced slowly with anger.

Panic! Pain! I am running from them now, sequestered in the storage closet as they bang on the door. They must have been turned by the american spy already. I am the last one still faithful to my flag and country. Oh, dear country, I have failed you. A tear for my fellow men as I gather up a wrench and wait for the door to be knocked in.

"Differentiate the blood pudding!
There is no time to wait!
We're all on the short bus now!
Let them ride!"

There is a final bang as they crawl into the room, the storage I had been tasked to watch the supplies of, and drag me out of the crates. I can feel boots taken to my head as my vision ebbs and darkens at the edges. I surely have found my fall today.

"He's drank all of our stocks! We're out of all the alcohol on the vessel captain! Even the rubbing kind from the medical kits. I have no idea how he's still standing."

His words make no sense to me, but I feel it's only their means to justify their actions next. These curs! Mutineers! How dare they stand before me, a true and honored member, and send up such bile as to challenge my words. Do they not understand I am helping? Have they been swayed already! I must break free, and find the captain. He has to know!

I crack radio private Headsprouter in the face with the wrench as I move past him. Fingers reaching, tugging at my clothing as I'm wrestled to the ground. I look up and see my worst fear. The American stands before me. I try to reach the pistol holstered at my side. I will not this day be condemned by the ignorant and the fearful. I feel the steel toe come down upon my temple even as I think this. My vision fades, I can feel the blood pumping i9n my head. Tonight I will dine with death, and I await his offerings. I struggle once more, my body convulsing as I let them know it is him...

"Turn out the lights
The band can stop playing.
Nothing more to see here.
We'll be home by mourning!"

Okay Jim Morrison.

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

4 out of a dozen votes?

Are 5 other votes likely to land on top each other without coordination? 4 is substantial to beat purely at random

Not when there's this much suspicion going around. Frappe said s/he wasn't voting for Evilroy, so just 3 other people had to agree for it to be a tie. Remember, there are several quiet people who have their own opinions.

Yeah but they would have to coordinate with each other. Pure randomness won't get 5 all on Armadox I don't think. I don't think voting Armadox is such a controversial vote that they would have to hide it if they wanted to band together.

Armadox wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous individual. People banding against him independently doesn't seem that far fetched.

Maybe not. But it wasn't any more united before this. Last vote had a ton of 2s. Now 3 others all jumped on him when they had other targets before? Eh.

A lot more talking went on last cycle. People changed their mind.

But what about the talk involved Armadox being pointed at?

People pointing out his poetry was odd? All it takes is to be thought odd to get voted off the island. And I'd say Armadox was the oddest one here.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

crimson5pheonix: His "I vote for zee killah!" antics are cute and all, but it's far from helpful considering that unfified votes is the biggest problem the round is currently face. And given his adorable comments about tempering with votes, he's either the Trickster or pretending to be the Trickster.

Wait, did I mention vote tampering?

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: See, I avoid all this drama by just voting for the killer!

In Soviet Russia, killer votes for you

Yeah probably, but the rabble is too diverse for votes to actually matter. I'm hoping for another tie roulette

His vote may put you on the roulette. Or above it. (Also it would be his first vote for you since you have yet to appear on the sub's most hated list)

But I think we have this killer in the bag. Or rather this EvilRoy in the grave.

Meh, I'd temper your expectations.

On him dying or him being the killer?

I'm pretty sure he's dead now since voters are uniting to numbers higher than 2.

As for him being guilty, I kind of have to hope he better be now that I got things rolling since if he's not I'm probably dead. So I better be optimistic...

Roy's still alive. Were your expectations tempered?

Not too surprised. Still kind of surprised

I'm going to guess that maybe the killer and lawyer got the trickster with them. By now probably the decoy(Frappe I bet) too. Because we had a lot of people together so I'm guessing there had to be another group who coordinated. We'll see when we have the votes out

I think the votes just went scatter shot. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another tie. Though Armadox leading by a couple of votes seems plausible as well.

Spoiler: He was innocent You guys killed Armadox dead His blood was vodka

For there by which I stood alone, abreast to the situation, but never can I be telling what I know. I sit here, my brain a washed and reeling the memories of that which got us all assigned to this god forsaken sub. Reliving them over and over. The projector showing no reprieve as it taunts me without intermission. We stood proud and bright eyed then as we boarded it's cold hollowed walls. Unnatural. Unkind.

I have not been sober since.

Now I sit and drink with the memories of our own misfortune, it's words as bitter as the spirits by which I drown out all other feelings. Cold and deadened on the inside to match the indifference of the sea. She bade us no glory when we entered her embrace. I was once not to long ago afeared I will never see my family again, though that has passed. I now revel in the small kindness that they will not see me like this. I will be remembered a good man, a hero. I'll bask in that knowledge until I am long forgotten.

A long aching need to let my fellow comrades of this precarious submersible understand their situation. I have seen the villainous scourge. The dark shadow that hangs over my friends, and causes them so much suffering. There, an ally, oh merciful day, be haste now, I have to warn Demagogue of this treacherous killer that plagues us now!

"Eat handfuls of gravel!
Bite the nose that feeds you!
Bring the flag down!
The bands has stopped playing!"

I nod, watching his face to see if he understands the depth of the situation. He must help me. Oh by all there is, he must! But, he turns his back, smoking his cigarette in peace. There will be no salvation from this man. I take my leave, screaming down the main walkway.

"We've left the television on!
Where have all the cowboys gone!
There's no cure for apathy!
Fill my boots with honey!
I don't want to be here anymore..."

A stirring of men come up from the path, watching me with confusion. I have them, they have to hear my words now. I know who it is! They know that I am trustworthy, and that I will be by their side this day. I tell them who the saboteur is!

"Droit du seigneur is boys in the yard.
Bring in the bacon cannon.
There is no one left.
The clock strikes the hearts of men.
Insert the bathroom plug into your spinal cord!
Drain the tub.
Drain the tub.
We're all going down!"

A moment of joy fills me. I have done it. I have saved us all! I watch them excitedly as I know they'll follow me to the culprit, and end his existance. For mother Russia we'll be home yet. I watch their faces turn to surprie at my words. They must see. Then, it's replaced slowly with anger.

Panic! Pain! I am running from them now, sequestered in the storage closet as they bang on the door. They must have been turned by the american spy already. I am the last one still faithful to my flag and country. Oh, dear country, I have failed you. A tear for my fellow men as I gather up a wrench and wait for the door to be knocked in.

"Differentiate the blood pudding!
There is no time to wait!
We're all on the short bus now!
Let them ride!"

There is a final bang as they crawl into the room, the storage I had been tasked to watch the supplies of, and drag me out of the crates. I can feel boots taken to my head as my vision ebbs and darkens at the edges. I surely have found my fall today.

"He's drank all of our stocks! We're out of all the alcohol on the vessel captain! Even the rubbing kind from the medical kits. I have no idea how he's still standing."

His words make no sense to me, but I feel it's only their means to justify their actions next. These curs! Mutineers! How dare they stand before me, a true and honored member, and send up such bile as to challenge my words. Do they not understand I am helping? Have they been swayed already! I must break free, and find the captain. He has to know!

I crack radio private Headsprouter in the face with the wrench as I move past him. Fingers reaching, tugging at my clothing as I'm wrestled to the ground. I look up and see my worst fear. The American stands before me. I try to reach the pistol holstered at my side. I will not this day be condemned by the ignorant and the fearful. I feel the steel toe come down upon my temple even as I think this. My vision fades, I can feel the blood pumping i9n my head. Tonight I will dine with death, and I await his offerings. I struggle once more, my body convulsing as I let them know it is him...

"Turn out the lights
The band can stop playing.
Nothing more to see here.
We'll be home by mourning!"

Okay Jim Morrison.

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

4 out of a dozen votes?

Are 5 other votes likely to land on top each other without coordination? 4 is substantial to beat purely at random

Not when there's this much suspicion going around. Frappe said s/he wasn't voting for Evilroy, so just 3 other people had to agree for it to be a tie. Remember, there are several quiet people who have their own opinions.

Yeah but they would have to coordinate with each other. Pure randomness won't get 5 all on Armadox I don't think. I don't think voting Armadox is such a controversial vote that they would have to hide it if they wanted to band together.

Armadox wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous individual. People banding against him independently doesn't seem that far fetched.

Maybe not. But it wasn't any more united before this. Last vote had a ton of 2s. Now 3 others all jumped on him when they had other targets before? Eh.

A lot more talking went on last cycle. People changed their mind.

But what about the talk involved Armadox being pointed at?

People pointing out his poetry was odd? All it takes is to be thought odd to get voted off the island. And I'd say Armadox was the oddest one here.

I kind of figured him as the kind of guy that is usually odd.

We'll have to see the votes and see how many people admit to theirs

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: See, I avoid all this drama by just voting for the killer!

In Soviet Russia, killer votes for you

Yeah probably, but the rabble is too diverse for votes to actually matter. I'm hoping for another tie roulette

His vote may put you on the roulette. Or above it. (Also it would be his first vote for you since you have yet to appear on the sub's most hated list)

But I think we have this killer in the bag. Or rather this EvilRoy in the grave.

Meh, I'd temper your expectations.

On him dying or him being the killer?

I'm pretty sure he's dead now since voters are uniting to numbers higher than 2.

As for him being guilty, I kind of have to hope he better be now that I got things rolling since if he's not I'm probably dead. So I better be optimistic...

Roy's still alive. Were your expectations tempered?

Not too surprised. Still kind of surprised

I'm going to guess that maybe the killer and lawyer got the trickster with them. By now probably the decoy(Frappe I bet) too. Because we had a lot of people together so I'm guessing there had to be another group who coordinated. We'll see when we have the votes out

I think the votes just went scatter shot. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another tie. Though Armadox leading by a couple of votes seems plausible as well.

Spoiler: He was innocent You guys killed Armadox dead His blood was vodka

For there by which I stood alone, abreast to the situation, but never can I be telling what I know. I sit here, my brain a washed and reeling the memories of that which got us all assigned to this god forsaken sub. Reliving them over and over. The projector showing no reprieve as it taunts me without intermission. We stood proud and bright eyed then as we boarded it's cold hollowed walls. Unnatural. Unkind.

I have not been sober since.

Now I sit and drink with the memories of our own misfortune, it's words as bitter as the spirits by which I drown out all other feelings. Cold and deadened on the inside to match the indifference of the sea. She bade us no glory when we entered her embrace. I was once not to long ago afeared I will never see my family again, though that has passed. I now revel in the small kindness that they will not see me like this. I will be remembered a good man, a hero. I'll bask in that knowledge until I am long forgotten.

A long aching need to let my fellow comrades of this precarious submersible understand their situation. I have seen the villainous scourge. The dark shadow that hangs over my friends, and causes them so much suffering. There, an ally, oh merciful day, be haste now, I have to warn Demagogue of this treacherous killer that plagues us now!

"Eat handfuls of gravel!
Bite the nose that feeds you!
Bring the flag down!
The bands has stopped playing!"

I nod, watching his face to see if he understands the depth of the situation. He must help me. Oh by all there is, he must! But, he turns his back, smoking his cigarette in peace. There will be no salvation from this man. I take my leave, screaming down the main walkway.

"We've left the television on!
Where have all the cowboys gone!
There's no cure for apathy!
Fill my boots with honey!
I don't want to be here anymore..."

A stirring of men come up from the path, watching me with confusion. I have them, they have to hear my words now. I know who it is! They know that I am trustworthy, and that I will be by their side this day. I tell them who the saboteur is!

"Droit du seigneur is boys in the yard.
Bring in the bacon cannon.
There is no one left.
The clock strikes the hearts of men.
Insert the bathroom plug into your spinal cord!
Drain the tub.
Drain the tub.
We're all going down!"

A moment of joy fills me. I have done it. I have saved us all! I watch them excitedly as I know they'll follow me to the culprit, and end his existance. For mother Russia we'll be home yet. I watch their faces turn to surprie at my words. They must see. Then, it's replaced slowly with anger.

Panic! Pain! I am running from them now, sequestered in the storage closet as they bang on the door. They must have been turned by the american spy already. I am the last one still faithful to my flag and country. Oh, dear country, I have failed you. A tear for my fellow men as I gather up a wrench and wait for the door to be knocked in.

"Differentiate the blood pudding!
There is no time to wait!
We're all on the short bus now!
Let them ride!"

There is a final bang as they crawl into the room, the storage I had been tasked to watch the supplies of, and drag me out of the crates. I can feel boots taken to my head as my vision ebbs and darkens at the edges. I surely have found my fall today.

"He's drank all of our stocks! We're out of all the alcohol on the vessel captain! Even the rubbing kind from the medical kits. I have no idea how he's still standing."

His words make no sense to me, but I feel it's only their means to justify their actions next. These curs! Mutineers! How dare they stand before me, a true and honored member, and send up such bile as to challenge my words. Do they not understand I am helping? Have they been swayed already! I must break free, and find the captain. He has to know!

I crack radio private Headsprouter in the face with the wrench as I move past him. Fingers reaching, tugging at my clothing as I'm wrestled to the ground. I look up and see my worst fear. The American stands before me. I try to reach the pistol holstered at my side. I will not this day be condemned by the ignorant and the fearful. I feel the steel toe come down upon my temple even as I think this. My vision fades, I can feel the blood pumping i9n my head. Tonight I will dine with death, and I await his offerings. I struggle once more, my body convulsing as I let them know it is him...

"Turn out the lights
The band can stop playing.
Nothing more to see here.
We'll be home by mourning!"

Okay Jim Morrison.

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

4 out of a dozen votes?

Are 5 other votes likely to land on top each other without coordination? 4 is substantial to beat purely at random

Not when there's this much suspicion going around. Frappe said s/he wasn't voting for Evilroy, so just 3 other people had to agree for it to be a tie. Remember, there are several quiet people who have their own opinions.

Yeah but they would have to coordinate with each other. Pure randomness won't get 5 all on Armadox I don't think. I don't think voting Armadox is such a controversial vote that they would have to hide it if they wanted to band together.

Armadox wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous individual. People banding against him independently doesn't seem that far fetched.

Maybe not. But it wasn't any more united before this. Last vote had a ton of 2s. Now 3 others all jumped on him when they had other targets before? Eh.

A lot more talking went on last cycle. People changed their mind.

But what about the talk involved Armadox being pointed at?

People pointing out his poetry was odd? All it takes is to be thought odd to get voted off the island. And I'd say Armadox was the oddest one here.

I kind of figured him as the kind of guy that is usually odd.

We'll have to see the votes and see how many people admit to theirs

He is, but such are the tides this game.

crimson5pheonix: His "I vote for zee killah!" antics are cute and all, but it's far from helpful considering that unfified votes is the biggest problem the round is currently face. And given his adorable comments about tempering with votes, he's either the Trickster or pretending to be the Trickster.

Wait, did I mention vote tampering?

Lawl. I misread temper as tamper...

lol

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

At the risk at getting banned from SK(Youz gonna die, Demagogue, if that happens!) I shall provide reasons for why assumptions the way they are:

First thing first, Evil Roy has a role. His flimsy arguments and defensive behaviour makes it obvious with anyone with a half a brain cell that he tries his damnedest hardest to stay alive. A far cry for anyone who's truly role-less. And considering the Killer did not murder him or execute 'im, it's beyond safe to assume he's a benefit to the Killer in some way. So either he's the killer, lawyer , or decoy. And, if Frappe is honest, Roy could be either the killer or lawyer. Another massive red-flag is he voted for me instead of Gritch. If he knows for a fact that he's going to die anyway, wouldn't make more sense if he voted for the guy who was pointing fingers at him? A third red-flag is that he didn't share theories or suspicions since after my execution. Instead, he's been defensive throughout. Probably in an attempt to minimise the damage he caused upon himself after his attempt to control the votes backfired horribly.



As for Frappe: He's the decoy. He probably planned for the killer to kill him, hence why he admitted to having a role despite this being a very, very bad idea. Unless he was lying.

crimson5pheonix: His "I vote for zee killah!" antics are cute and all, but it's far from helpful considering that unfified votes is the biggest problem the round is currently face. And given his adorable comments about tempering with votes, he's either the Trickster or pretending to be the Trickster.


Jux: What makes me suspect him so that he replied to my comment about EvilRoy pornos in a fashionable manner, which is odd since he's one of the most inactive people around. Maybe he's more active then he truly is. .... or maybe I'm just paranoid.

Altnamejag & Second Hand: They voted for me, hence automatically making them suspects.

Twintix: She's the bottom on my list of suspects. Really, the only reason I suspect her is because I still cling to the idea that Killer might be an inactive.

Demagogue: What makes him a suspect is that pulled out a spreadsheet. That's way too much work for a role-less individual. He might also killed Crysan to avert attention from himself(What kind of bastard kills their friend, right? *Wink wink, nudge nudge*). Besides that, he's on the bottom of my list, like Twintix.

My impression was you couldn't provide evidence that wasn't already available. At least that's the kind of answers I got my first round after I died. And this is all already available

And yeah Frappe claiming he has a role is just odd. Also his ardent defense of Roy without giving any kind of substantial reason is odd. If someone keeps voting against evidence they say is pretty good, for people with worse evidence for them, then just maybe they thought it was convincing but needed a reason to vote against it.

Also I think crimson may usually be like that.

 

[EvilRoy]

His flimsy arguments

and defensive behaviour makes it obvious with anyone with a half a brain cell that he tries his damnedest hardest to stay alive.

Oh, okay. Yes then. I do that.

A far cry for anyone who's truly role-less. And considering the Killer did not murder him or execute 'im, it's beyond safe to assume he's a benefit to the Killer in some way. So either he's the killer, lawyer , or decoy.

Or just a hapless punching bag to be kept alive to soak up votes.

Another massive red-flag is he voted for me instead of Gritch. If he knows for a fact that he's going to die anyway, wouldn't make more sense if he voted for the guy who was pointing fingers at him?

Actually I do have a good reason for that. It was more or less because you and I had actually talked and bantered about stuff. I'm not kidding when I instantly assumed I was dead, so I just figured I would vote in a funny way if not in a way I honestly believed would be useful. Gritch and I had barely spoken if at all up to that point.

A third red-flag is that he didn't share theories or suspicions since after my execution. Instead, he's been defensive throughout. Probably in an attempt to minimise the damage he caused upon himself after his attempt to control the votes backfired horribly.

Because last time I got you killed trying to be funny.
But I stand by my belief that the only winners are the ones still alive when the killer is executed, and so I must live on. For you. And Kitty Sempai.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand Revenant: "but you votes for Armadox on what seemed to be even less reason"

... Gotta break it to you, but despite this is a different Round from the previous Rounds-

> Armadox was Arbiter, but took out our Spy Aerosteam for lulz.
> Was chosen as the Lawyer twice and nearly helping his Killers succeed. Keep in mind I was picked as the Lawyer twice (and died immediately) but the difference is even when Armadox doesn't have a role, he wants evil to prevail. Isn't that kind of already a bad sign?
> Armadox tries to get the Killer killed in sinister ways while trying to kill people in sinister ways. We can't trust him regardless.
> Constantly making poetic posts that could of been a sign he's the Killer, but acting like himself to get away with it. (Debunked this Round though).

But I do have my reasons. As many as Roy, though to be fair- i'm including ALL the factors from previous Rounds while you got stuff going against Roy for this Round only so it depends really.

None of those actually point to him being the killer though since that's picked at random except maybe the last. And songs is a pretty weak reason on its own. Acting like himself is completely not a good sign someone is the killer since presumably it applies to most people here including Roy and yourself.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

As for Frappe: He's the decoy. He probably planned for the killer to kill him, hence why he admitted to having a role despite this being a very, very bad idea. Unless he was lying.

@Dirty: After admitting that i'm not the Priest nor the Spy, but having a role.. I don't blame you for assuming this.
I do have a role (that wasn't a bluff) and the Killer didn't execute me either so yeah it's a conflicting situation gotta say.

Well, if you truly are the doppelgänger, there's absolutely nothing in the rules that say you can't work against the killer... Don't worry, I checked.

That's weird since then he could just admit to it. I don't care this round but in the future we probably want to specify the doppelganger is on the killer's team and wins if he does? Otherwise his incentives are all messed up

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

As for Frappe: He's the decoy. He probably planned for the killer to kill him, hence why he admitted to having a role despite this being a very, very bad idea. Unless he was lying.

@Dirty: After admitting that i'm not the Priest nor the Spy, but having a role.. I don't blame you for assuming this.
I do have a role (that wasn't a bluff) and the Killer didn't execute me either so yeah it's a conflicting situation gotta say.

Well, if you truly are the doppelgänger, there's absolutely nothing in the rules that say you can't work against the killer... Don't worry, I checked.

That's weird since then he could just admit to it. I don't care this round but in the future we probably want to specify the doppelganger is on the killer's team and wins if he does? Otherwise his incentives are all messed up

Yup. We should also make a rule that prevents the spy from spreading false information, since there's nothing that says he can't dp that.
But in this round in this time? Damn right we will be opportunistic!

Well the spy is told he's on our side. And he could reasonably lie if he wanted to get people to vote a certain way in our best interests though that's probably an unwise choice.

At this point I figure it's too late to matter. When Whisper appeared I expect the doppelganger contacted him and now they're working fully with the killer and lawyer. So I don't think we'll see a sudden turn. Also if it's Frappe I don't think he'd do it even if it's technically legal...

 

[Dying_Jester]

Huh, EvilRoy isn't dead.
Yes, can we please get a list of who got how many votes? This time because I am truly interested.

Also, I guess I'll just go back to voting for Caramel Frappe unless everyone else is still set on voting for EvilRoy, especially if he is taking into account things that happened in previous rounds to influence his vote.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Huh, EvilRoy isn't dead.
Yes, can we please get a list of who got how many votes? This time because I am truly interested.

Also, I guess I'll just go back to voting for Caramel Frappe unless everyone else is still set on voting for EvilRoy, especially if he is taking into account things that happened in previous rounds to influence his vote.

I'm willing to vote for either but I think EvilRoy is more suspicious. I think we should band together and have an informal vote that we then stick to so that we can try not to have unexpected deaths like this.

Edit: wait that makes 5 votes for roy. 5. Yeah... so if the trickster stole from Roy then they needed 5 votes. I he didn't then they needed 6.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

I'd be a no good rotten liar if I hadn't voted for Roy.

Also, it turns out I do suck at organizing executions. Roy...I, hope you're happy with... *sobs*... with what you've done...*runs away crying*...[small]you're the real monster![/small]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand Revenant: Eh, we're kind of circlejerking here ... not getting anywhere. Again vote for whomever, but i'm not voting for someone whom I find innocent is all *shrug* but if proven wrong, I will be dead wrong twice in a row.

@Dirty Cop: You can ask Head as to what role I have. I only entrusted him with that knowledge because he's the Spy. If he trusts you, then i'm cool wit him notifying you of my role.

I'm just saying, I *do* have a reason I suspect you're the decoy. By the first vote I know you're unlikely to be lawyer or killer. Leaving decoy.

Probably just going to give dirty a headache not being able to tell anyone while we fumble around blindly if you do indeed have a role.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I'm pretty sure like at least 4 people voted for Roy at this point. Aero agreed to, I did, Demagogue was chanting it everywhere, and IIRC Hippo was in on it too. Scattershot isn't that likely after that.

I'd be a no good rotten liar if I hadn't voted for Roy.

Also, it turns out I do suck at organizing executions. Roy...I, hope you're happy with... *sobs*... with what you've done...*runs away crying*...[small]you're the real monster![/small]

We can perservere. Maybe some of the others will listen now that Arma died.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Secondhand Revenant: Eh, we're kind of circlejerking here ... not getting anywhere. Again vote for whomever, but i'm not voting for someone whom I find innocent is all *shrug* but if proven wrong, I will be dead wrong twice in a row.

Oh, but you were willing to execute someone who just had a BABY!? Did you ever think of Evelyn Gertrude Gadget Smith? Get your priorities straight!