Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

[Secondhand Revenant]

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

But it's nothing compared to the thug life.

But you can't choose the thug life, it has to choose you.

Thug Life: I choose you, Fat_Hippo!

Well I know the name of my character and his starter Pokémon for my next game

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

Considering how I tried to rally the mob after I died I suppose I can't really argue with that.

I did too. And I was right ;_;

Which is why we know you shall be the first new coat of paint on our already red submarine.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

But it's nothing compared to the thug life.

But you can't choose the thug life, it has to choose you.

Thug Life: I choose you, Fat_Hippo!

Well I know the name of my character and his starter Pokémon for my next game

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

Considering how I tried to rally the mob after I died I suppose I can't really argue with that.

I did too. And I was right ;_;

Which is why we know you shall be the first new coat of paint on our already red submarine.

But I'm a blue blood

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

But it's nothing compared to the thug life.

But you can't choose the thug life, it has to choose you.

Thug Life: I choose you, Fat_Hippo!

Well I know the name of my character and his starter Pokémon for my next game

Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:

We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?

I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.

Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet

All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.

No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!

You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom

You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!

Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.

Afterlife is life too!

Considering how I tried to rally the mob after I died I suppose I can't really argue with that.

I did too. And I was right ;_;

Which is why we know you shall be the first new coat of paint on our already red submarine.

But I'm a blue blood

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

American spy?! Where is he?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

American spy?! Where is he?

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

I just want to preserve the integrity of our red sub!

Also it will be amusingly confusing if we keep calling the killer the spy

 

[crimson5pheonix]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

I just want to preserve the integrity of our red sub!

Also it will be amusingly confusing if we keep calling the killer the spy

That's the best way to play

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

I just want to preserve the integrity of our red sub!

Also it will be amusingly confusing if we keep calling the killer the spy

That's the best way to play

If we just assume spies are all bad we can celebrate when we accidentally execute our own spy!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

I just want to preserve the integrity of our red sub!

Also it will be amusingly confusing if we keep calling the killer the spy

That's the best way to play

If we just assume spies are all bad we can celebrate when we accidentally execute our own spy!

ENJOY THE CULLING COMRADES!

 

[EvilRoy]

Man I gets weird in here when not much is going on. The only solution is to kill them all...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

All the more reason for an American spy to kill you. He wants to ruin our red submarine. First he'll add blue then some white.

You think like an American spy, perhaps YOU'RE THE SPY!

I just want to preserve the integrity of our red sub!

Also it will be amusingly confusing if we keep calling the killer the spy

That's the best way to play

If we just assume spies are all bad we can celebrate when we accidentally execute our own spy!

ENJOY THE CULLING COMRADES!

Cull the weak! Cull the strong! Cull everyone! Cull the popcorn!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Man I gets weird in here when not much is going on. The only solution is to kill them all...

Then eat them. Don't be a wasteful capitalist that shuns good food

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Man I gets weird in here when not much is going on. The only solution is to kill them all...

You think it's weird now?

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Man I gets weird in here when not much is going on. The only solution is to kill them all...

You think it's weird now?

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[crimson5pheonix]

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[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

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[crimson5pheonix]

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[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

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[crimson5pheonix]

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