Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[EvilRoy]

You'll find out your gravemate soon enough. Oh right, sidenote, I'm not digging multiple graves. Or even one grave really considering I'm just pouring you guys in, so its not like it has to be a proper 4x8 6' down.

What, we are just going to pour their blood away? Seems like a waste when there are so many starving vampires who would be grateful for jars of blood.

You'll find out your gravemate soon enough. Oh right, sidenote, I'm not digging multiple graves. Or even one grave really considering I'm just pouring you guys in, so its not like it has to be a proper 4x8 6' down.

You can just burn my body.
Do it in the morning.
Use napalm, it smells best in the morning.

I'm not precisely certain WHAT I'm pouring away. All I know is I don't want it on my shoes. And cremation isn't really an option unless you die ablaze. I never earned my "Water Into Fire" Scout Badge.

 

[Armadox]

You'll find out your gravemate soon enough. Oh right, sidenote, I'm not digging multiple graves. Or even one grave really considering I'm just pouring you guys in, so its not like it has to be a proper 4x8 6' down.

What, we are just going to pour their blood away? Seems like a waste when there are so many starving vampires who would be grateful for jars of blood.

You'll find out your gravemate soon enough. Oh right, sidenote, I'm not digging multiple graves. Or even one grave really considering I'm just pouring you guys in, so its not like it has to be a proper 4x8 6' down.

You can just burn my body.
Do it in the morning.
Use napalm, it smells best in the morning.

I'm not precisely certain WHAT I'm pouring away. All I know is I don't want it on my shoes. And cremation isn't really an option unless you die ablaze. I never earned my "Water Into Fire" Scout Badge.

ReaLLy? You CoulDn'T GeT PasSed WeirD ScouT? YoU SHoULD hAve BeEn AblE To CaTcH ThIngS oN FiRe WiTh yOUr mINd AfteR BloOd-PacT ScouT.

NoT A Fan oF tHE CrowD of CreEpy, muTe CHilDRen tHough. ThEY NeVeR StoP ScrEAMinG..

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

... Yeah i'm kinda lost too. Just want to know whom died at this point.

Bread, bears, and murder

But the victim hasn't spoken up yet. Due to being busy according to EvilRoy. Personally I think it's because we forgot to get a oujia board

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand Revenant: Ah, thanks for informing me.

Speaking of bears, tried looking up your Avatar's character on Google.
Forgot I switched browsers so ... Safe Search wasn't on. Yeah .... kinda saw 'stuff' ....

Bout your girl and ... stuff .... ....... .... *cough*

Well I mean Yuri Kuma itself is already deliberately outrageous it seems. So that doesn't surprise me.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand pornography: Why isn't your avatar a gif [https://33.media.tumblr.com/1a4db385d2a10c8eb9ef745983b5d304/tumblr_nisr5x8gXR1tm1dgio1_500.gif]?

Had to resize it and the site I found that did it for me didn't keep it a gif when it returned it to me. I didn't care enough to try something else.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Secondhand pornography: Why isn't your avatar a gif [https://33.media.tumblr.com/1a4db385d2a10c8eb9ef745983b5d304/tumblr_nisr5x8gXR1tm1dgio1_500.gif]?

@Dirty Cop James funs: Good question. Such a good one in fact- I took the liberty to making that gif into an Avatar for him.

Thanks, Caramel!

@Secondhand pornography: Why isn't your avatar a gif [https://33.media.tumblr.com/1a4db385d2a10c8eb9ef745983b5d304/tumblr_nisr5x8gXR1tm1dgio1_500.gif]?

@Dirty Cop James funs: Good question. Such a good one in fact- I took the liberty to making that gif into an Avatar for him.

You never fail to impress.

@Secondhand Teddy-bear: It seems Mr Avatarsmith got you covered.

Thanks for mentioning it since it got Caramel to make it XD

 

[Jux]

There's not enough porn tabs open in juxs picture. Obvious fake.

That's what incognito windows are for.

 

[Armadox]

TAkeS FoREvEr FoR ThiNGS To DIe HerE, DoEsn'T It?

 

[Fat Hippo]

TAkeS FoREvEr FoR ThiNGS To DIe HerE, DoEsn'T It?

This. Turns out the only thing worse than fearing for your life, is being bored while fearing for your life.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Arma and Hippo: The GM asked me how long he should wait until he'll move the game forward. He doesn't want to hold the game up but still wants to give the executee a chance to post his death.

(My suggestion was to just shift the game since whoever it is can just post his death later.)

 

[Headsprouter]

Spoiler: I ALWAYS TAKE AGES

So in case you didn't catch that, or weren't willing to do more than glance at this abomination, I was the medic.

I wonder how many votes I got...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

TAkeS FoREvEr FoR ThiNGS To DIe HerE, DoEsn'T It?

That is not dead which can eternal lie

At least that's what I hear them say. The voices that is

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Spoiler: I ALWAYS TAKE AGES

So in case you didn't catch that, or weren't willing to do more than glance at this abomination, I was the medic.

I wonder how many votes I got...

The lawyer is apparently a bit too good at his job. Or the killer is just extra lucky...

Edit: durr or the crowd is just horrible. I forgot it was an execution and not a murder

Well I didn't vote for you. Voted for Aerosteam since I didn't want to switch.

 

[Headsprouter]

Edit: durr or the crowd is just horrible.

I'm assuming you mean the angry posse of nonspecific madness? Yeah, that's supposed to be...a lynch mob. Or something. A group of people coming to kill me.

It was bad, I know. I didn't have any better ideas.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Edit: durr or the crowd is just horrible.

I'm assuming you mean the angry posse of nonspecific madness? Yeah, that's supposed to be...a lynch mob. Or something. A group of people coming to kill me.

It was bad, I know. I didn't have any better ideas.

I mean those of us who aren't me picked a terrible target to kill. I am tired and forgot what part of the round we were in XD

 

[Demagogue]

It was bad, I know. I didn't have any better ideas.

WELCOME TRAVELLER! Stay awhile and Listen....

 

[Armadox]

I was the medic.

ha Ha ha HA HA ha...

OopS...

 

[Crysan]

Medic! Nooooo! T_T

I can't wait to see the votes breakdown. I had nothing to do with this death. *whew!*

 

[Fat Hippo]

Medic! Nooooo! T_T

I can't wait to see the votes breakdown. I had nothing to do with this death. *whew!*

I'm guessing it's mostly split between Headsprouter, Armadox and Aerosteam.

I voted for Head, but I don't really think it's either of the other two, so I don't feel too guilty. (Sorry Head)

CAPTCHA: "good job"

Stop mocking me Captcha, you ass.

 

[EvilRoy]

@Arma and Hippo: The GM asked me how long he should wait until he'll move the game forward. He doesn't want to hold the game up but still wants to give the executee a chance to post his death.

(My suggestion was to just shift the game since whoever it is can just post his death later.)

[HEADING=1]OH YEE OF LITTLE FAITH[/HEADING]

Well, also me of little faith. But here we are! Ready for action! Night has descended on Nightvale as the sun once again hides its face in shame after seeing all it has in this world of ours. Make well your decisions this night, dear readers, for the end is nigh. The end is always nigh, as every moment passed is another moment gone forever, eaten by the beasts that devour the past to prevent errant time travel.

Spoiler: I ALWAYS TAKE AGES

So in case you didn't catch that, or weren't willing to do more than glance at this abomination, I was the medic.

I wonder how many votes I got...

I'm just glad that tentacle didn't do what I thought it was gonna.