Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[crimson5pheonix]

*sucks in air and sits up*

wHat? AlIve? PulL BacK tHe DarK CurTAins, aNd SeE tHe SHoW.
WhEN aM I ToMOrroW? BeWaRE ThE DOg PaRk!!

*twists open the hatch and scurries away into an alley*

ShoUlD I Be WorRiEd? ProbAbly. sHoUlD i Be WorRiED? ProBaBly.
shOuLd I bE wOrRieD? PrOBablY. SHoUld I BE woRriEd? prOBaBlY.

Wait a minute, I thought you were an insane alcoholic? And now you're a...malfunctioning android?

Hey guys, I think we need to reboot Armadox.

HEY GUYS, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR ALREADY!

OOH OOH, let me guess! Is it...the killer? It's the killer, isn't it.

HEY GUYS, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR ALREADY!

Could it be... the killer?!

You say that, but I spent last round voting for the lawyer.

 

[Fat Hippo]

You say that, but I spent last round voting for the lawyer.

Eh well, it could be worse. It's killer-adjacent.

 

[Armadox]

*coughs up something black, that pulses and writhes as it slinks away into the shadows*

Am I A DoOr? Or A WiNdow?

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

*sucks in air and sits up*

wHat? AlIve? PulL BacK tHe DarK CurTAins, aNd SeE tHe SHoW.
WhEN aM I ToMOrroW? BeWaRE ThE DOg PaRk!!

*twists open the hatch and scurries away into an alley*

ShoUlD I Be WorRiEd? ProbAbly. sHoUlD i Be WorRiED? ProBaBly.
shOuLd I bE wOrRieD? PrOBablY. SHoUld I BE woRriEd? prOBaBlY.

Wait a minute, I thought you were an insane alcoholic? And now you're a...malfunctioning android?

Hey guys, I think we need to reboot Armadox.

HEY GUYS, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR ALREADY!

OOH OOH, let me guess! Is it...the killer? It's the killer, isn't it.

HEY GUYS, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR ALREADY!

Could it be... the killer?!

You say that, but I spent last round voting for the lawyer.

My faith in you is crushed D:

*coughs up something black, that pulses and writhes as it slinks away into the shadows*

Am I A DoOr? Or A WiNdow?

WiNdoOr

 

[EvilRoy]

Hooooookaaaaay so the information is thus: The OP is now updated, thank you to Gritch. The OP is also OP as fuck, so watch out for that when the bossfight comes.

Uuuuh. Yeah. On track to start Monday night 8pm.

One of these days, somebody is going to spell my username correctly on the first try.

I'm actually pretty sure that your username is just a figment of my imagination, and therefore any misspellings should be construed as my mind playing tricks on myself.

 

[Dying_Jester]

What in God's good graces am I doing up so late? Or...early, I guess. Anyways. We starting at 8 PM Monday? Well sheeoot, I won't be able to respond until about nine hours later.

 

[EvilRoy]

I honestly don't expect anyone to get back to me Monday night, I just like to have a single uniform deadline established ahead of time to make things simpler for everyone. Deadlines will always be 8pm MDT no matter what, spaced as defined in the rules. If everyone acts or votes or not acts before the deadline by a full day then I will just accelerate to 8pm that day.

 

[Demagogue]

Oh... so this is a time manipulating thread... SWEET!

 

[Headsprouter]

Oooh.

Really noice banner.

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

♂

That is all.
@altnameJag: I thought you were Whispher there for a second before I read your username.

This is a really good avatar.

Vote Caramel Frappe!

... as expert avatar smith, obviously. And for nothing else.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Fat_Hippo: Did you make your Avatar? Gotta say, I really like it a lot. Props to you on the cool visual with a hippo involved

Thanks. I assumed there weren't any Nightvale-related hippo avatars (though I didn't check) so I threw this together in MS Paint after a google search for images. Not on your level of avatar-crafting of course, as I have neither the necessary technical skill nor the artistic talent, but it suits me just fine.

 

[FPLOON]

The answer is 42...

 

[EvilRoy]

Oooh.

Really noice banner.

All credit to Caramel Frappe. I make not claims or attempts at artistry, although I am excessively proud of my Avatar, which is a gif that changes if you stare at it long enough. Hot tip for the especially curious, the gif doesn't change anything on screen, and don't turn around.

 

[Demagogue]

Vote Caramel Frappe!

... as expert avatar smith, obviously. And for nothing else.

But the voices already said to vote for Dying Jester...

Oh... so this is a time manipulating thread... SWEET!

Something tells me I am going to see more spreadsheet shenanigans out of you.

oh there will be... you just might not get to see them.

 

[Armadox]

WaKe, Ye FreE MEn. WaKE anD SeE tHe DreAmeR'S FAcE.
We ARe CuRSeD! Us THat WaLk BetwEEn tHe WaLls.
WaKE AnD SEe tHAt We Are DoOoomeD tO RepEat ThIs.
DIe, aND WakE, aNd DIe AgaIN!

*screams into a trash can, and flees towards the library*

 

[Demagogue]

@Frappe: *goes back and fixes his horrible quoting* (I've got a case of the Monday's )

and nothing is wrong with being a avatarsmith... Like I said, I can't vote for you, the voices have beckoned me elsewhere

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Dema: Do I get to see the spreadsheets?

 

[EvilRoy]

I wonder if dema decided to forge sections of his excel sheet, would anyone be able to catch it? Maybe I'll make my own with predicted/announced/actual votes and use it to gauge the effectiveness of such... I guess I'll have to have one anyway to give out at the end of the round.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I wonder if dema decided to forge sections of his excel sheet, would anyone be able to catch it? Maybe I'll make my own with predicted/announced/actual votes and use it to gauge the effectiveness of such... I guess I'll have to have one anyway to give out at the end of the round.

I found a spreadsheet was the easiest way to keep track of votes and what people were doing with their roles anyhow. I've still got mine from when I was GM that you can use if you feel like saving yourself some work.

 

[EvilRoy]

I wonder if dema decided to forge sections of his excel sheet, would anyone be able to catch it? Maybe I'll make my own with predicted/announced/actual votes and use it to gauge the effectiveness of such... I guess I'll have to have one anyway to give out at the end of the round.

I found a spreadsheet was the easiest way to keep track of votes and what people were doing with their roles anyhow. I've still got mine from when I was GM that you can use if you feel like saving yourself some work.

I've already got half of one together, thanks though. I'll probably add stats depending on my work boredom, since with fall coming that will probably ram up quickly.