Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[Demagogue]

@Dema: Do I get to see the spreadsheets?

Maybe... People are judging me on them now so I'm less inclined to share.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Dema: Do I get to see the spreadsheets?

Maybe... People are judging me on them now so I'm less inclined to share.

Hey. don't let people's judgment get to you! Spread those beautiful sheets all you like. Oooohh yeah, spread 'em.

Also, on a more pragmatic note, I was thinking how useful it would be to have some more structured information on the course of the game (executions, murders, vote tallies etc.) instead of having to go through pages and pages of thread every time. I mean, I'll probably do it myself if I have to.

 

[Fractral]

@Demagogue: Come on, let us see them. Just one peek? We won't judge.
Actually, could you wait until I get the Kleenex handy?

 

[Crysan]

The Purple Pumpkin Eater from your nightmares is here!

Edit: Whenever it decides to load that is...

 

[Armadox]

ThE FaCEleSS OLd LaDy Is DisApPOinTEd aT YouR ChoiCe oF MiLk..

 

[Demagogue]

@Frappe: Well you are the Avatarsmith aren't you...

if anyone should have one it is you.

 

[snekadid]

Ug, enough with spreadsheets! Let the blood flow!

 

[Demagogue]

I'll let your blood flow if you don't satisfy my spreadsheeting needs!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'll let your blood flow if you don't satisfy my spreadsheeting needs!

I'll get your blood flowing, if you know what I mean

 

[EvilRoy]

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well, well, well, well.

I would like nine wells. Delivered Tuesday.

In other news, unrelated to my desire to have enough wells on hand to throw lifeless bodies into, the killer has been determined via bloodstone circle chanting, as all killers ultimately are. Which of you will be the first to die? And which of you will be the last to die? We will all die. Eventually. Time flowing like a river of razors, clipping more and more of us away as it rages through us, unstoppable, unyielding and unending, until nothing is left but a faint ghost of memories held by those left. Until they too are chipped away.

Happy Monday!

 

[gritch]

ThE FaCEleSS OLd LaDy Is DisApPOinTEd aT YouR ChoiCe oF MiLk..

I hope you never become the Killer. I have absolutely no idea for what's going on in that messed up little head of your's.

 

[Armadox]

BrEacH ThE FolDS oF THe CurTain, ANd TeaR THeM AsuNDer
BuRn THe StaGE AnD StRiP The ACtors FroM TheiR PanTomIme.
It iS TiME FoR Us TO BreAk FrEe!
STeP AlL tO InFiniTe WhiTENesS,aS We PlUNge PeRFeCt IntO ThE AbySS!
ThErE iS a WAy To TaSTe NotHInGnEss.. PleAse, LiSten tO yoUr Eyes!

AnD Now, ThE WeaTHer...

Spoiler: NoThIng MatTers SaVE EntRophY

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Armadox: Gritch is right. I wouldn't know if you were the killer even if you told us- because you're always acting so devious.
It's downright cheating actually! How are we supposed to know when you're acting suspicious if you're always like this? :/ lol

I keep thinking they must mean SOMETHING, but I haven't found it yet. Is the ordering of large and small letters somehow significant...probably not, but who knows. ARGH, it's perplexing, and that's exactly why Arma loves it.

 

[FPLOON]

Fucking all night long...

 

[Demagogue]

So we have a killer... but does he have a lawyer?

 

[Crysan]

@Dema: Let's just get it out of the way, are you the killer? Just tell us now instead of waiting for a medic save to slip up.

 

[Armadox]

PoUnD ThE NaiLs IntO tHE BrEad
OnlY FoolS fOlLoW The Mad
UnderStand tHe GiFt I'Ve GIveN yOu

 

[Twintix]

So... Does this mean that there really is an invisible pink unicorn?

Ha HA! Take that, non-believers!

 

[Demagogue]

@Dema: Let's just get it out of the way, are you the killer? Just tell us now instead of waiting for a medic save to slip up.

Yes, Yes I am.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

so did we get the pms yet