Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[crimson5pheonix]

Spoiler: Let the good times roll!

I came to Nightvale to get away from it all, but I got terribly sick when I got here. In a fever dream, I saw the locals get chopped down in gruesome manners. But it was a dream, there was no reason to think about it. Until one of them got chopped down in a gruesome manner and the locals strung someone up over it. It did nothing to improve my disposition.

The next night I saw more visions, this time I could start to make out a figure brutally murdering everyone. I decided to share this with some, the knowledge that I could be helping was too much to let me stand by. But abruptly the visions stopped, I could only see what the others could see. Slaughter and fear. The knowledge that you may have to kill your friends and family to save people you scarcely know. The crushing weight of knowing it might be you that has to do the deed, lest you die yourself.

And there was no chocolate to keep me happy.

[HEADING=1]THE SPY IS DEAD, REPEAT, THE SPY IS DEAD! ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER! OR FAIL TO LEAVE![/HEADING]

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Now that I'm dead I can finally say that I've been voting for Crysan the whole time.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Undertale. 11 hours to complete the first time (I killed everyone I had seen)

Something tells you had a bad time.

Something tells me Armadox did the exact right thing to maximize his enjoyment of that game given his personality.[footnote]I judge you solely by your SK conduct.[/footnote]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Now that I'm dead I can finally say that I've been voting for Crysan the whole time.

This has been an eerie and unrelenting rampage of doom. I have to say my incorrect accusations have actually managed to be the least depressing deaths!

Well if the spy says Crysan who am I to object. Especially after every other target that's distinguishable from the rest is dead

 

[Fat Hippo]

Undertale. 11 hours to complete the first time (I killed everyone I had seen)

Something tells you had a bad time.

Something tells me Armadox did the exact right thing to maximize his enjoyment of that game given his personality.

Nah, he had a bad time. Trust me, 'cause this bastard

Spoiler: just boned him

Heh, well I haven't played very much yet, and been a total peace-loving hippie so far. I have heard the game is more punishing on players with genocidal tendencies however. Sounds like it's pretty harsh, huh?

 

[Crysan]

Now that I'm dead I can finally say that I've been voting for Crysan the whole time.

But WHY? D:[footnote]I don't really care...[/footnote]

I'm just going to say, once my lynching is done you'd better have your next target picked. And I accept all forms of gummy candy as way of apology.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Now that I'm dead I can finally say that I've been voting for Crysan the whole time.

But WHY? D:[footnote]I don't really care...[/footnote]

I'm just going to say, once my lynching is done you'd better have your next target picked. And I accept all forms of gummy candy as way of apology.

Because you're a pumpkin and I want pumpkin spice cupcakes.

 

[Crysan]

I knew this day would come. I'm only half pumpkin, my mother was a squash. Do you really want to see which half I taste like? It's a massive gamble!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I knew this day would come. I'm only half pumpkin, my mother was a squash. Do you really want to see which half I taste like? It's a massive gamble!

Spaghetti squash is okay too.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Crysan so I guess we are having pumpkin pie this round.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I knew this day would come. I'm only half pumpkin, my mother was a squash. Do you really want to see which half I taste like? It's a massive gamble!

We can leave your pie on crimson's grave

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

4. Secondhand_Revenant
5. Caramel_Frappe
6. altnameJag
9. Armadox
14. Crysan
15. TizzytheTormenter
17. Gritch
19. Fat_Hippo
20. tf2godz

So that was the original list now cut down to:

4. Secondhand_Revenant
6. altnameJag
14. Crysan
15. TizzytheTormenter
19. Fat_Hippo
20. tf2godz

So 6 more deaths will clean off the list.

Which is a few too many for certain victory. We'll get picked down to too few if we don't get the killer before the list runs out...

 

[Armadox]

Undertale. 11 hours to complete the first time (I killed everyone I had seen)

Something tells you had a bad time.

Something tells me Armadox did the exact right thing to maximize his enjoyment of that game given his personality.

Nah, he had a bad time. Trust me, 'cause this bastard

Spoiler: just boned him

Heh, well I haven't played very much yet, and been a total peace-loving hippie so far. I have heard the game is more punishing on players with genocidal tendencies however. Sounds like it's pretty harsh, huh?

It was the hardest, most gut wrenching experience I have ever had with a video game. Killing the fish lady actually made me have to step away from the game, and reconsider if I wanted to continue. If you've never played Undertale, I recommend it completely... but yes, I laugh off my evil intents when playing video games, but this was genuinely painful to play. I had to rush past Toriel this play through...

Also, just because you "beat the game" doesn't mean it's through with you. It's never through with you...

 

[EvilRoy]

I knew this day would come. I'm only half pumpkin, my mother was a squash. Do you really want to see which half I taste like? It's a massive gamble!

Most pumpkin pie mix is primarily made from a combination of cooked and pureed butternut squash and pumpkin :|

[HEADING=1]Also, YES, the time to vote once again is at hand. Luckily now there's no one important left for you to accidentally kill, dear readers.[/HEADING]

Yes, the dead died surprisingly quickly that time, and caught me off guard. At least I didn't get any on me.

 

[Fat Hippo]

If Crysan's not the Killer, I suggest we go after Bootylicious Hippo next, mostly because I never tired hippo meat before and I'm always up for new experiences.

It's probably not very good. People would probably breed us if we tasted good. Just saying.

Also, it would make Hippo-chan sad!

[http://s927.photobucket.com/user/CowThatLaughs/media/hippo-chan_zpsrzud7dzb.jpg.html]

Come on, just look at her. How could you possibly want to make such an angelic being sad?

 

[Crysan]

*gets the pie cutter* I'll be in the back room slashing myself up. Pie will be served shortly. :/

@EvilRoy: They don't need to know that! I'm trying to not get eaten!

 

[Demagogue]

just a heads up Roy... assuming that Unseen is gone we may need to remove the entwined at the start of next round. check with Aerosteam to be sure tho.

 

[Armadox]

If Crysan's not the Killer, I suggest we go after Bootylicious Hippo next, mostly because I never tired hippo meat before and I'm always up for new experiences.

It's probably not very good. People would probably breed us if we tasted good. Just saying.

Also, it would make Hippo-chan sad!

[http://s927.photobucket.com/user/CowThatLaughs/media/hippo-chan_zpsrzud7dzb.jpg.html]

Come on, just look at her. How could you possibly want to make such an angelic being sad?

No one is breeding hippos. They're deadly aggressive, and territorial to the point of attacking anyone who gets near. A hippo will kill you, and not think twice..

 

[EvilRoy]

just a heads up Roy... assuming that Unseen is gone we may need to remove the entwined at the start of next round. check with Aerosteam to be sure tho.

A reasonable question from a reasonable sperm. I've shot AeroStorm a question regarding this. It will be resolved before voting is complete, since I will pull Scors_Seen from the list by tomorrow noon if they haven't contacted me. Since only the entwined will be informed that they are no longer entwined, this should not effect voting.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

just a heads up Roy... assuming that Unseen is gone we may need to remove the entwined at the start of next round. check with Aerosteam to be sure tho.

A reasonable question from a reasonable sperm. I've shot AeroStorm a question regarding this. It will be resolved before voting is complete, since I will pull Scors_Seen from the list by tomorrow noon if they haven't contacted me. Since only the entwined will be informed that they are no longer entwined, this should not effect voting.

Maybe it's like a vicious divorce and they'll want each other dead now.

If Crysan's not the Killer, I suggest we go after Bootylicious Hippo next, mostly because I never tired hippo meat before and I'm always up for new experiences.

There will be enough to feed this dwindling family now that crimson is gone, that glutton. Pie and hippo, it's like Thanksgiving.

*gets the pie cutter* I'll be in the back room slashing myself up. Pie will be served shortly. :/

@EvilRoy: They don't need to know that! I'm trying to not get eaten!

Cheer up! Depressed pie is just not appealing to eat.