Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

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Mr.Mattress

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Oh great! Another dead innocent! Hopefully this one will rest in peace and not be a ghost because they were fed before they died...



Rest In Peace, you Fat Hippo...
 

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Mr.Mattress said:
Oh great! Another dead innocent! Hopefully this one will rest in peace and not be a ghost because they were fed before they died...
Pretty sure I'm gonna haunt all your asses.
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
Mr.Mattress said:
Oh great! Another dead innocent! Hopefully this one will rest in peace and not be a ghost because they were fed before they died...
Pretty sure I'm gonna haunt all your asses.
No... NO....



This wedding is getting 2spoopy4me.
 

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Spider RedNight said:
That's what you get for licking the entire cake xD
This is exactly right. Like I told FPLOON when I sent in my vote, the cake belongs to everyone!
 

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Wary Wolf said:
No! Priest! You must not exorcise Frappe!

I regret my decision to have Frappe killed.

You must bring him back!


Back damn you!

Forget the whole: "The priest is supposed to bring back the spy" concept! It is a lie! A lie I say!

For the sake of what is good and right, you know what you must do!​
It's okay, Wary. It's not like you even got a chance to actually kill Frappe. The killer spared your conscience from that crime.
 

Wary Wolf

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@Dirty Cop James funs:

Huh. I always assumed (no homo) generally meant: ALL THE HOMO! Except I'm too bashful to admit my true feelings...

*Blushes*

I... I don't care if the priest brings back Frappe or not!

@Pun Hippo:

No. That pun. Don't blame it on others. You deserved death for it.
 

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sky14kemea said:
Ghosts can't hold microphones.

[HEADING=2]I CALL SHENANIGANS! [/HEADING]
Wait, then what the hell have I've been shouting into all night?

Curse you, FPLOON! You've tricked me for the last time!

I know who I'm voting for.

Oh wait, [sub]I'm dead... [sub]because you guys killed me... [sub]you monsters![sub] Vote for sky14kemea![/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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"UNACCEPTABLE!!!"

The GM could hear Player 0 outside of the reception room... He knew that Player 0 could either be referring to the decorations, the dress, or the ever-increasing guest list in the form of deceased Players... Turns out, it was a combination of all three, predictably...

"What is it, Player 0?" The GM asked, surveying the reception room...

"The decorations do not match the tone of my dress!" Player 0 held up the dress next to one of the decorative vases that was symmetrically placed between the streamers above, the flowers within the vase, the even-number of balloons on the ceiling, and the decorative cloths both on and around the tables... "Plus, you didn't tell me that those that were going to be killed would end up being either my bridesmaids or part of the guest list!"

The GM sighed like he was expecting these complaints... "First off, the dress is rainbow blue instead of apple green not just because it doesn't clash with the decorations or that green is definitely not your color, but because with the 'moist pink' motif associated with the reception room, you and your dress will stand out in comparison... Second off, it was part of the original deal we had regarding this 'Harem Wedding' in terms of the deceased and/or departed, which by the way you joked about when I told you about the 'Serial Killer' scenario that would bring in the 'Furious 7' in the first place... Third off, if any of the 'Furious 7' ended up dead by any means, they would end up as part of your crew of bridesmaids... and that included [PLAYER NAME/NUMBER REDACTED], by the way..."

Player 0 scoffed... "Yeah, but you know that we never agreed upon how many bridesmaids I could have overall..."

The GM facepalmed... "Yes, we did... and if you don't reach the minimum number, at least, then I would outsource to regulated cameos... which I personally don't want to do after what happened regarding the other invitations..."

"What other invitations?" Player 0's eyes narrowed metaphorically into the shape of burning glass...

"Nothing that concerns you, Player 0..." The GM kept a straight-esque face throughout his response... "Right now, you should be more worried about still fitting into that dress you're holding and setting up you pick for pending bridesmaids at the alter... Alright?"

"Fine..." Player 0 left the room less frustrated than when the GM entered earlier... Once Player 0 was out of obvious sight, the GM sighed in mid-relief as he made his way back to the intercom room...
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
There was at least one good thing about getting married: I sure as hell wouldn't go hungry. I pondered this as I loaded my plate with various dishes. Pizza, pie, leg of Egyptian fisher, this buffet had it all! I didn't care about the scornful looks my future mates were giving me. I was getting married, ergo, I could finally let myself go. Wasn't that the whole point?

I had just polished off another portion (I stopped counting long ago) when I looked up and saw a crowd forming around me. "Hey, what's going on?" I asked. "Not to be rude, but you're all standing between me and my next meal. We can chat once we're joined in fat and holy matrimony."

"Oh, we think we should take this opportunity now." The mob leader replied. "After all, you don't have much time."

"Huh?" These guys were starting to tick me off.

"You see, that pizza you just ate: covered in peanut oil. "

"What the fuck? You know I'm allergic!" Now that I had been told, I could already feel my throat constricting.

"So sorry, but none of us felt like getting crushed in our sleep by your wide derriere. You've had your last slice of pie."

"Just watch me!" Using the full power of my weight, I barged a path through my erstwhile future partners to the only thing in this room that hadn't betrayed me: the pie tray. I had to eat quickly if I wanted another slice to pass down my pipes before my throat closed completely.

Task completed, I slid down to the floor. I would die fed, if not as full as I had liked. My vision blurring, I could hear the leader's last sardonic comment: "I guess in the end, you got...just desserts."

Ugghhh, I can't believe somebody that lame killed me.

I was an <color=blaf>Independent and I was executed.
*falls to my knees*

Nooooo Hippo-Chan!!! D:
 

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Wow. Love, Death, and Moist Pink.

I missed a lot over my holiday.

Also, peanut oil pizza sounds horrendous, murder weapon or not.
 

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EvilRoy said:
Wow. Love, Death, and Moist Pink.

I missed a lot over my holiday.

Also, peanut oil pizza sounds horrendous, murder weapon or not.
Mistakes were made.
 

Mr.Mattress

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That's weird, there's no April Fools colors happening on this page. I guess the Ghosts and/or the Murderer is messing with the internal coding here.
 

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I get to live. I get to live. Going to make it to the end. Cause I'm the best. I'm not dying today! Ha ha ha ha ha.
 

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Mr.Mattress said:
That's weird, there's no April Fools colors happening on this page. I guess the Ghosts and/or the Murderer is messing with the internal coding here.
Ehhh, what is this? Where have I gone? This isn't my funeral! Everything's full of flashing lights and cables...time to rip them out! *proceeds to rampage through The Escapist servers*

@Jux: Love your new avatar by the way. It's like the avatar equivalent of your drunk posting.

EDIT: Also, since when am I a premium member? This shit is whack.
 

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Spider RedNight said:
It's not even April, yet. I'm confused.
Ditto considering the site looks the same as it always does to me. Maybe because I'm actually a premium member I didn't get assaulted by the spam?
 

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Pretty much this covers most things:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.936540-Layoffs-Hit-The-Escapist-Show-Them-Our-Support-Gentlemen#23587203

So no, that's not an April Fools day gag.

One post suggests some people got premium membership as a "gift" from one of the staff members who was leaving.

No premium membership for me though! So don't worry Escapist, you're still getting your ad. revenue from me.
 

Spider RedNight

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Oh. Well.... how long is this gonna last? It's weird and I didn't get a fifteen-minute warning xD

I just got sucker-punched by a Premium
 

sky14kemea

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Spider RedNight said:
Oh. Well.... how long is this gonna last? It's weird and I didn't get a fifteen-minute warning xD

I just got sucker-punched by a Premium
Probably until someone who can fix it finds out/gives a shit. :D