Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

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@Jux: Can you PM me the poem? I don't even need to know who sent it. I'm just curious how awesome it was.
 

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KILLER DOES EXACTLY AS ADVISED BY VICTIMS

THROUGH STUPIDITY AND THE POWER OF SONG HAREM MEMBERS DO EXACTLY AS KILLER EXPECTED
 

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Revnak said:
KILLER DOES EXACTLY AS ADVISED BY VICTIMS

THROUGH STUPIDITY AND THE POWER OF SONG HAREM MEMBERS DO EXACTLY AS KILLER EXPECTED
Oh my god, we've landed in a musical. A hentai musical. A new genre is born, and its name is "Serial Killer Round 75." Nobody asked for it.
 

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Player 0 was starring at their reflection when the GM walked into their room... "So, have you been listening to what the other Players have been saying?"

"What? You mean outside of their private messages to me?" The GM pretended to be flustered... "Not really... I still have a wedding to plan..."

"That surprises me considering there's two less Players to wed..."

"And?" The GM shrugged... "At least they weren't one of your 'Furious 7' picks..."

"That's not the point!" Player 0's voice raised in pending frustration... "With 10 days left until the wedding, I don't want this to turn into a non-Harem Wedding!" There was a slight pause before Player 0's tone shifted to an ominous soprano key... "We have a deal, remember?"

The GM sighed... "Of course I still remember... and I'm still holding on to my end of the deal here..."

"Good..." Player 0 finally looked the GM in the eyes... "Now, how are the decorations?"

"Like they came out of a secret, yet colorful, hentai orgy..." The GM smiled, hiding the pending drool in his mouth...

"Excellent!" Player 0 beamed, rapidly clapping in the process... "How's the pending wedding cake?"

"Now now..." The GM lowered his voice... "I can't spoil everything now... Someone could be listening in..."

Once silence eclipsed the room once more, the GM nodded farewell as he went back to the main intercom control room...
 

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Mr.Mattress said:


Rest in peace.
I laughed way harder at this than was appropriate, in retrospect. I think it was the open, slack (puppet) jawed mouth.
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
@RoyBoy: Good Dark Souls 3 news, chum:

I'm looking forward to setting them all to low or off. *cries gently*
I just bought a card my friend used for bitcoin mining, so maybe I'll be able to keep them on medium... I guess its like two weeks and a bit away? Shit time flies right now.

gritch said:
Sorry. Too busy for a deathpost this time. All if have to say is:

gritch said:
You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

And ya'll a bunch of mindless twats[footnote]I kid... <3[/footnote]. Why the hell would I kill EvilRoy round one after pointing out that the Killer should kill him? Give me more credit than that. I'm scheming but I know a double bluff with 20 people voting is a terrible idea.

Oh and I was Independent with no role. Whatever the hell that was suppose to mean.
Hey man, it was your plan. People just liked it too much. I figured there were two lawyers and you were the other one, allowing everyone to come out of day one with a win.
 

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Demagogue said:
Bets on the Furious 7?
Dominic Toretto
Brian O'Conner
Luke Hobbs
Letty Ortiz
Roman Pearce
Tej Parker
Mia Toretto

Oh wait... That's not what you meant, right?
 

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@FPLOON

Wait... his first name is Luke? No wonder he goes by Hobbs... and screw Roman! >.<

but no, no that's not what I meant.
 

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@Demagogue: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! "Luke" sounds just as great as "Hobbs"... Also, Roman's gotta make that pay check somehow, so it's not his fault he's stuck with the crappy one-liners...
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
<spoiler=Hmmmmm>
*Ding, ding*

[color=BA0025]"Oh good!! The pizza's here!!"[/color]

*Opens the door*

[color=BA0025]"Wait a second, you're not the delivery guy. Who are you?"[/color]



*Forces themselves into the room, pulling out a knife*



[color=BA0025]"... Hhheeeeyyyy thhheeerreeeee. You wouldn't hurt an innocent Lamia now, would you?"[/color]

[color=BA0025]"........ Heh eh hehe hheeee ... . .. .. . .. . ........ heh ...."[/color]



[color=BA0025]"I'm going to die, aren't I? ... Sshhheeeeeetttttt."[/color]

*So Miia got stabbed to death, and ended up in Harem Hell*



[color=BA0025]"What did I do to deserve thisssss??!!! I was innocent after all!!"[/color]​
"Caramel Frappe no" I say as I cry over her corpse. No, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." *doorbell* "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the pizzas here!" I screamed as a trampled all over Caramel Frappe body to get to the door.
 

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Oh no! The snake lady is dead! This is getting serious!

When someone kills a snake lady, you know that person has some guts. What's worse was she was going to get my next vote!
 

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Mr.Mattress said:
Oh no! The snake lady is dead! This is getting serious!

When someone kills a snake lady, you know that person has some guts. What's worse was she was going to get my next vote!
Only demons would do that, demons who was into jazz...

Who do we know like that?
 

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So, um, does anyone still want that pizza? I'm heartbroken and all, but that's no reason to waste good food!
 

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Demagogue said:
Fat_Hippo said:
So, um, does anyone still want that pizza? I'm heartbroken and all, but that's no reason to waste good food!
I'll share it with you...

>.>
You sure about that? *slowly licks the entire pizza*
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
So, um, does anyone still want that pizza? I'm heartbroken and all, but that's no reason to waste good food!
I'll take a slice, so long as it's just chee-

Fat_Hippo said:
You sure about that? *slowly licks the entire pizza*
N-nevermind...
 

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tf2godz said:
Mr.Mattress said:
Oh no! The snake lady is dead! This is getting serious!

When someone kills a snake lady, you know that person has some guts. What's worse was she was going to get my next vote!
Only demons would do that, demons who was into jazz...

Who do we know like that?
I think I got your reference but just in case I didn't, here's a completely unrelated picture of Excalibur.



In other news, NEVER TRUST A PIZZA GUY. Sheesh, ain't none of you watched Perfect Blue?
 

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tf2godz said:
Fat_Hippo said:
Demagogue said:
Fat_Hippo said:
So, um, does anyone still want that pizza? I'm heartbroken and all, but that's no reason to waste good food!
I'll share it with you...

>.>
You sure about that? *slowly licks the entire pizza*
To later! I already ate the pizza
Hmmmm, how did TF2Godz get the pizza before the rest of us? That's highly suspicious...

I've got my eye on you, TF2Godz...